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Being in love will have you put your pride aside and go to places you never thought you would, like New Jersey.

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Giving all the dogs in my neighborhood matching sweaters for Christmas so they can be in a gang.

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A fun thing to do on a first date is wear a wedding dress.

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If you ever have a crush on someone and want it to end, listen to a podcast they are on.

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I don’t drink and drive, but some people drive me to drink.

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There are two types of people: Those who steal food off your plate and those who you keep in your life.

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Spice up your anxiety attack by playing the Jaws theme song.

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I was born to be wild, but only until around 9pm or so.

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I never give second chances, just 10 and then goodbye.

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The internal struggle between wanting to be productive and just wanting to nap all day.

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Enjoy your 30s, because in your 40s, your first check engine lights come on.

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According to the smoke alarm, the food is ready.

Trending via Pinterest:

Me before grocery shopping: only healthy foods, no impulse buys, I can do this. Me during grocery shopping: they make chocolate filled marshmallows?

Going viral on YouTube:

House sitting for friends while they’re out of town. Never knew my buddy kept a diary.

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May your life one day be as beautiful as you portray it on social media.

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My boss told me to start every presentation with a joke. The first slide was my paycheck.

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My four moods: I’m too old for doing that. I’m too tired for doing that. I’m too sober for doing that. I don’t have time for doing that.

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I’m thinking stuff like “yeah” and also stuff like “yup.”

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The French only eat snails because they don’t like fast food.

Making waves on WeChat:

I’m sorry I didn’t text you back. I’m really busy watching the The Lord of The Rings in the form of mini clips on TikTok.

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Police officer: please step out of your vehicle. Me: after this song, hold on.

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It’s comical when I lean back in my chair only to realize it’s a stool.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has viewed:

No, I won’t be attending your seance, I barely want to talk to the living.

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I wish my life could have a stats screen but for things I care about. Like how many English Muffins with peanut butter I’ve eaten.

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The only thing I gained this year is weight.

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Nobody lures you into a gingerbread house in the forest anymore.

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I like it when it’s raining, because I can hold my umbrella really low and it makes everyone headless.

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I’m a yapper. I’m a napper. I’m a midnight snacker.

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Me at war: You guys mind if I leave a bit early today?

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Maybe your baby is crying because it doesn’t like you.

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I bet once Bigfoot tries cheeseburgers, he’s gonna wanna hangout with us all the time.

Just shared via X:

Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman.

Going viral on Instagram:

There’s two sides to every story, and then there’s these screenshots I got.

Trending via YouTube:

Every time someone tries to fight with me online, a middle finger gets its wings.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

A fun thing to do at work is call in sick and stay home.

Making waves on Instagram:

My laptop is overheating because I am doing a really good job.

Spotted on Twitch:

Being an adult is a little out of my price range right now.

Spotted on TikTok:

If Wonka had a spaghetti factory, I’d get sucked into a marinara river tube so fast.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Thank you for the opportunity but I don’t think being human is a good fit for me. I’m going to go back to school to become an octopus.

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I’m a little too self-aware to enjoy life, and a little too delusional to give up.

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