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Someone from 🇺🇦 has copied:

“It’s all in your head.” Correct! Unfortunately, I am also in there.

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Sometimes I have to remind myself to put down my iPhone, go outside, and judge people in person.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

I’ve reached the conclusion that all men love thigh high stockings.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

I’m really looking forward to eight hours of thinking about sleep tonight.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has shared:

Twitter when Franz Ferdinand got shot would have been the best day ever.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has copied:

I have entirely too many new bruises for someone who isn’t getting laid.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has shared:

Why can’t more dumb people be shy?

Someone from 🇪🇹 has shared:

If I were lost and all I had was a compass, I would still be lost.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has downloaded:

Keep your fries close and your onion rings closer.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

I’m not even doomscrolling anymore; I’m just regular scrolling, and everything’s doomed.

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Spotted on Slack:

My lip gloss used to be poppin’, now it’s my knees.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Choosing to ignore my strangely symbolic dream because I have a lot going on right now already.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Just a reminder that with Die Hard, Robin Hood and Love Actually, ‘Alan Rickman ruins Christmas’ is a whole movie subgenre.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

The only downside to dating hot men is that when it ends, he’s still hot.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Yoda, seeing himself in 4K: HDMI

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Employees should have to take their boss’s last name.

Trending via Facebook:

Jesus turned water into wine. I turn food into fertilizer. We are not the same.

Just landed via Instagram:

Wondering when these skinny jeans are gonna kick in.

Making waves on Discord:

All pants are tear away pants if you’re strong enough.

Just shared via Slack:

My hobbies include sleeping and feeling like I’ve never slept.

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Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

My funeral better have a bloody merch table.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has downloaded:

I will selflessly protect my family from a life of diabetes by eating all the sweets myself.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has downloaded:

I used to schedule naps, but now they’re little surprise parties my body throws at all hours of the day.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has copied:

There is certainly no life on other planets. Otherwise our government would have sent money there long ago.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has viewed:

How is it still this week?

Someone from 🇫🇷 has downloaded:

When phones were tied with wires, people were free. Now that phones are wireless, people are tied.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has shared:

Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

Why do people always assume it’s a compliment when I tell them their baby looks just like them?

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

It’s so much easier to suggest solutions when you don’t know too much about the problem.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

You don’t need fun to have alcohol.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Discord:

Fellas, be sure to never ask a lady any questions on a date. This makes them feel interrogated. Strong declarative statements only.

Just landed via Pinterest:

My kids didn’t follow me into the bathroom so now I’m scared to leave and find out what they got into instead.

Just landed via Telegram:

Money enters like Beyoncé and exits like Britney.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Men don’t eject their eyes from their sockets and yell awooga anymore.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

The biggest lesson employment has taught me is that efficient workers get punished with more work.

Going viral on Telegram:

Everybody looks like a criminal on the self-checkout camera.

Just landed via WeChat:

A web developer and an SEO expert walk into a bar, bars, nightclub, pubs, tavern, beer, alcohol, drinks, alcoholic beverages, bars in my area, places to drink.

Making waves on Threads:

Dancing alone in your home is its own kind of therapy.

Reported on WeChat:

Just so you know, what you now call an energy bar is what my father gave the canary.

Going viral on Threads:

I’m not even doomscrolling anymore; I’m just regular scrolling, and everything’s doomed.

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