Funny flop quotes

• Imagine how loud a centipede would be if they wore tiny little flip flops.

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• Ever thought about centaurs and how the bottom half would start walking immediately after birth but the top part would be baby-like and flop around for a while.

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• I don’t think I’d be so scared of spiders if they had eight tiny flip flops on.

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• I suppose the supreme discipline for ninjas is sneaking up with flip flops.

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• Imagine the sound a centipede would make if they wore tiny flip flops.

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• Summer is the best because there’s always a chance I’ll see someone trip on their own flip flop.

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  2 months ago

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