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Our parents are going to be shocked when they find out that most of us are serious about not getting married.

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Rappers be making you feel guilty for no reason at all: “You was in the house eating dinner while I was in the streets hungry”. Like my fault, bro.

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He died doing what he loved: trying to find out if gang members are ticklish.

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How many jokes about lightbulbs does it take to change us?

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“Quit” is not in my vocabulary but “resign”, “drop out”, and “give up” are.

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I get tired from just thinking of everything I have to do.

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Beer is Narcan for when you overdose on Microsoft Teams.

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How lazy are you?” I greet people by raising my eyebrows.

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I would go out of my mind, but I can’t find the exit.

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“I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” I asked God to strike me dead with lightning.

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Valentine’s Day this week. If you have a crush on me we still have time to get cards and shave.

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I don’t trust anyone who gets enraged over messed-up fast food orders.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I am not someone you have to host if you invite me, because I will have canceled.

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“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI get absolutely no work done and then throw their coworker under the bus as soon as their boss asks about it.

Just landed via WeChat:

How can I be expected to get out of bed when I don’t want to?

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You either have a full ketchup bottle in your house or an almost empty one. There’s no in-between.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

The older I get, the more I appreciate people who pretend not to notice me when they see me out in public.

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Requesting the Pink Panther theme song at karaoke and just standing on the stage motionless the entire time.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Mothers will invent chores just to be mad you’re not doing them too.

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Refusing to attend my brother’s gambling intervention until they agree to call it a slot shaming.

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6 months ago
Share →: I’m clumsy but there are upsides. For example, if I finish my chips and I’m sad there’s no more chips, I look in my lap and I always find chips.

Commentary:
"Who needs a snack bowl when you've got a built-in chip stash in your lap 🤷‍♂️🥔🤣 Just be careful not to spill them all over yourself in the first place! 😅 #ClumsyChipsFinder"
6 months ago
Share →: Good news: I only ate one slice of pizza. Bad news: I did that four times in a row.

Commentary:
"Breaking news: Pizza slices mysteriously disappear one by one! 🍕😂 Looks like an intense pizza consumption challenge is in progress! Will they reach Slice Number 5 and rewrite the record books? Stay tuned for more cheesy updates! 🧀📺"
6 months ago
Share →: My favorite condiment is Worcestershire sauce. Why? It’s hard to say.

Commentary:
"Ah, Worcestershire sauce – the mysterious and enigmatic flavor enhancer 🤔💫. It adds a dash of intrigue to every dish! Just like its pronunciation, its appeal is shrouded in delicious ambiguity 😂🍴 #CondimentConfusion"
6 months ago
Share →: I like to play this fun game while I clean out the fridge called what is this, how long has it been in here and how do I kill it?

Commentary:
Ah, the thrilling game of fridge archaeology! 🕵️‍♀️🦠 It's like a combo of CSI and Fear Factor, trying to identify mystery items and determine their expiry date…if they even had one! 🕰️🤢 Remember, when in doubt, just toss it out – safety first, adventurous spirit later! 🚮😅
6 months ago
Share →: Croutons feel like an apology. “Sorry we gave you salad. Have some consolation toast.”

Commentary:
Croutons: the crunchy, carb-filled apologies of the salad world. 🥗🍞 Next time you're eating a salad, remember that those little cubes of bread are there to make up for the absence of fries. 😉
6 months ago
Share →: French fries are like the lifeboats on the Titanic. They never give you enough.

Commentary:
"French fries are the unsung heroes of any meal, always there to save the day like lifeboats on the Titanic. But just like the infamous ship, they never seem to be quite enough to keep us afloat! 🍟😄 #FryDayStruggles"
6 months ago
Share →: Gang initiations from the Midwest be like “you have to eat the entire potato salad.”

Commentary:
"Midwest gang initiations are no joke 🥔🥣 Better hope you like potato salad – or else you might be in a real pickle! 😂 #MidwestTough"
6 months ago
Share →: I grew up in a really small town. The closest thing we had to food delivery was someone egging your house.

Commentary:
"Talk about a creative twist on 'delivery'! 🍳🚫 Who needs pizza when you can have a house omelette, right? 🏠🍳 Just make sure to add some cheese for that extra curb appeal! 🧀😂 #SmallTownProblems"
6 months ago
Share →: A dating app for people who are way too into cookies, called Crumble.

Commentary:
🍪😂 "Introducing 'Crumble' – for those who swipe right for cookies faster than they swipe left on bad jokes! Find your perfect match based on your favorite cookie flavor and see if your love can stand the ultimate test of sharing your last cookie 🤷‍♂️🍪 #CrumbleLove #CookieCrush" 😆🍪
6 months ago
Share →: Whenever I feel like I hate my job, I remind myself that I could be a food taster for the emperor.

Commentary:
"Whenever I'm having a rough day at work, I just remember that at least I'm not risking my taste buds for the emperor's questionable culinary choices! 🤢🍴 #GratefulForMyJob"