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I just heard someone refer to Texas as “Howdy Arabia” and I still haven’t stopped laughing.

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I may forget what I opened the fridge for but I remember every time anyone has ever wronged me.

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I’m not like other teenagers, I’m 51.

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I’m so broke, I owe myself money.

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I’m not being mean. I’m just too old to pretend to like you.

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Nobody should be blowing up Teslas. If you just wait a bit, they’ll probably do it by themselves.

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If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the job of 3-5 people.

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I use subtitles so if I learn anything interesting I can say “I was reading about” instead of “I saw on an episode of Love Island”

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I’m sorry I pretended I was dead when I saw you in public.

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At my age, a trail of clothes leading to the bedroom, means I dropped them on the way from the dryer.

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Every day Facebook tells me I have memories and wants to show them to me. It’s like they have no appreciation for the cost or the amount of liquor I needed to erase them.

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Stop making Fast and Furious movies.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

My rock bottom keeps refreshing.

Just landed via Telegram:

Welcome to your 50s: You’re not attracted to anyone who likes you.

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That awkward moment between birth and death.

Making waves on Facebook:

I don’t know how to explain it, but sometimes cheese just falls into my cart at the grocery store.

Making waves on Slack:

Unknown numbers will call me, then expect me to talk first. Welcome to the breathing competition.

Going viral on X:

I stopped writing “Feel free to reach out if you need anything else” at the end of my emails because please don’t do that.

Trending via Reddit:

I believe in you. I also believe in Bigfoot so don’t get too excited.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Today I went for a walk with a girl, she noticed me, so we went for a run.

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Funny forgetful quotes bring a hilarious twist to those moments when your brain takes a coffee break ☕️🧠. Whether you’ve misplaced your keys for the tenth time or walked into a room wondering why, these witty lines capture the charm of a forgetful mind 😂🔑. Get ready to laugh, relate, and embrace the delightful chaos of everyday forgetfulness! 🎉📋

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Marriage is for life. But when that was first said, life was shorter.

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Stop worrying if people like you. They don’t.

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I love tennis but never really been clear why they need a lifeguard.

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Imagine not sighing when you think about your life.

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Apologies for the delays. The suitcase smashing machine has broken down, so we’re having to smash suitcases by hand.

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The main reason for stress is the daily contact with idiots.

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Wearing shorts and my pale legs screamed at the sensation of sunlight like vampires.

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Life hack: Confuse your doctor by putting on gloves at the same time he does.

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Confucius says: “Those who drink a lot die earlier, but have seen twice as much in life.”

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It’s not the destination that matters. It’s the snacks you eat on the way.

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Live now on WhatsApp:

When I say “I’m open to feedback” I mean “I accept compliments.”

Trending via Twitch:

Instead of those cute mini pizzas, they should invent gigantic ones that take four people to carry.

Going viral on Discord:

Before social media, you could just completely forget that somebody existed. Good times.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Netflix be like “we know exactly what movie you talkin’ ’bout but we ain’t got it lol”.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Just paid my bills, so don’t ask me to come out. I’m at home getting my money’s worth.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Every house is a dream house when you can’t afford one.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

If you eat well and exercise, you’ll die fit.

Just shared via Instagram:

My youngest started kindergarten today and I cried, but mostly for his teachers.

Seen just now on Messenger:

The worst part of my grandfather’s dementia was slowly watching him forget about Dre.

Going viral on Messenger:

Sometimes, I feel like I need love, but the moment I finish eating, I realize I was just hungry.

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