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Someone from 🇦🇸 has downloaded:

Thanks to rice cakes, I still can’t imagine nothingness, but now I know what it tastes like.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has bookmarked:

It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s Wednesday.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

I wish I had a pair of skinny genes.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has shared:

“Treat yourself. You deserve it,” she says while adding the shoes to her cart.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has bookmarked:

I made a smoothie that needs a spoon.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

There should be a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m not sure what to say to that. Can you please say something different?”.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has downloaded:

Did you get the telepathic message I sent earlier?

Someone from 🇧🇳 has downloaded:

I’m really looking forward to getting a full 8 hours of overthinking in tonight.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has viewed:

I’m not fat. I just eat in advance.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has downloaded:

You can’t convince me that 2020 didn’t open a portal to hell that we’re still living in.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,236

Funny Quotes Topics

17,359

Funny Quotes Images

15,236

Updated

Dec 30, 2025

Users Online

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Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

I’m ready to try another planet.

Making waves on TikTok:

No one is shocked when a defibrillator doesn’t work.

Just landed via Facebook:

You ever meet an all-male friend group that is less a group of friends than it is “one guy and his henchmen”?

Broadcasted on Discord:

In the event of a water landing, place the life jacket over your head and swipe your credit card to inflate.

Making waves on Instagram:

My brain is on airplane mode today.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

The era where you dropped your phone and your battery flew out was just crazy.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I wish I was as tired in bed at night as I am after lunch at work.

Making waves on Reddit:

“I should’ve peed before I left,” will be my epitaph.

Just landed via Facebook:

There is absolutely no excuse for laziness. But if you find one, let me know.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Never trust someone who can eat 24/7 but is still skinny.

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58 shares on YouTube this month:

Doctor advised me to stop drinking. This is going to be a big change for me. I was with that doctor for decades.

18 shares on Discord this month:

I really don’t get enough praise for someone who doesn’t need validation from others.

57 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Sometimes I’m grateful that thoughts don’t appear as bubbles over our heads.

95 shares on Pinterest this month:

Steve Jobs was a vibe coder. He just prompted Steve Wozniak.

34 shares on WeChat this month:

Weekends are a scam. You spend one day exhausted and the other anxious… like, what was that?

10 shares on Pinterest this month:

Your call is really important to us but first enjoy this clarinet number for the next seventy five minutes.

74 shares on WeChat this month:

They say money talks, but mine just waves goodbye.

45 shares on Threads this month:

If my TV’s so smart then why doesn’t it slap me when I turn on the news?

63 shares on Discord this month:

For financial reasons, I will be passing away.

98 shares on Telegram this month:

I saw an ad for the ultimate dog bed, but my dogs already have the ultimate dog bed. It’s called my bed.

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Some people stay longer in a toilet than in a relationship.

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A dating app that matches people by the conspiracy theories they are interested in.

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If you put a pizza on top of a pizza, you have two pizzas. But if you stack two lasagnas, then you still have one lasagna.

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Girl math is avoiding shipping costs by buying more.

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I’m already far too stressed as it is. And then you also have to have time to just sit there and do nothing.

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My favorite part about standing in line is watching the other lines move more quickly.

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Shouldn’t it have been called the ‘not answering machine’?

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The other day, I got the crazy idea to see if I could still do a cartwheel. I can’t.

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It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.

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The world is in chaos, confess to your crush!

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

643 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,236

Funny Quotes Topics

17,359

Funny Quotes Images

15,236

Updated

Dec 30, 2025

Users Online

4,026

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

Cleaned the bathroom window. Wasn’t frosted glass at all.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

We could have high-speed rail that connects the entire country, but instead we get AI porn bots that steal all of our drinking water to entertain the dumbest people alive.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has viewed:

I wasn’t planning on moving, but I was just invited to the neighborhood fall potluck, so I guess now I have no choice.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has shared:

Your dog immediately knows you’re leaving when you put on nice clothes… only because you usually look homeless when you’re at home.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has copied:

The kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were pretty dumb if they couldn’t figure out that their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has downloaded:

Tears for Fears: Everybody wants to rule the world. Me: Some of us just want eight hours of uninterrupted sleep.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

Do you say “Excuse me” to your pet when you walk by them, or are you rude?

Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

Wish I could step out of my body and take my own damn pictures.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has copied:

Instead of working on making myself a better person, I am going to purchase a cool new jacket.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has viewed:

Asking for a donation like Wikipedia every time someone asks me a question.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Reddit:

Gonna start an app for cat sitters where they can review the cats they take care of and it’ll be called Litterboxd.

Just landed via Slack:

Honey, get in the car. We have to go to the store because we’re retarded, and it’s Christmas Eve.

Making waves on Messenger:

I won’t rest until a cure for insomnia is found.

Just shared via WeChat:

Nobody gets angrier than a man being accused of something he actually did.

Just shared via Snapchat:

First caveman to see fire: Well, this is a buncha bullshit that no one needs (stomps it out) and I predict that’s the last I’ll ever see of that.

Spotted on Discord:

Just got my test results back and my cholesterol level is a cheese bratwurst.

Going viral on Twitch:

I prefer people who actually know what’s going on.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

My wife just pulled me into the other room, and I thought she wanted to have a serious talk, but she just wanted to give me M&M’s without the kids seeing.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

He said he thinks I’m resilient to everything, so I thanked him, but on second thought, he may have low key called me a cockroach.

Going viral on Telegram:

If i say “morning!” to you, it does not mean “good morning”, I am merely exclaiming in horror that it is morning.

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