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Someone from 🇱🇦 has shared:

TikTok? I still call it a watch.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

In my 20s: I’m gonna live forever! In my 40s: uh oh!

Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

I can’t stand people who require so much validation. Please like and share this if you agree.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

Wow, you have a very impressive collection of strange tendencies.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has viewed:

Wiping my hands on my pants before I’m shaking someone’s hand, so they spend the rest of the day wondering what I just touched.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

Being old is basically trying to figure out what part of the body the noise is coming from, and why.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has viewed:

Why is everyone so chill about parrots being able to talk? That’s a whole animal. Talking.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has viewed:

Phone addiction got so bad that watching a movie feels productive.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out… I mean, don’t they have thoughts?

Someone from 🇩🇰 has copied:

Seize the day! Unless it sucks. Then seize the next one.

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Making waves on Telegram:

Dads were right. Walking around with your hands behind your back and looking at everything around with a mild look of disgust and annoyance is so much fun.

Making waves on Facebook:

Me to alien: I, too, try to live among people undetected.

Reported on Slack:

If I was a priest, I’d make my side of the confession booth really big so I could run around.

Live now on Facebook:

I’m doing well at accomplishing nothing today and I’m very proud of myself.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Sure the Lego botanical sets are great but dusting them is another story.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Being annoying is the most beautiful thing a woman could be.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Going to hack Kanye’s account and make him post something normal.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Checked myself, but unfortunately, after I wrecked myself.

Shared recently on WeChat:

If someone ghosts you, respect the dead and never disturb them again.

Going viral on Threads:

Be nice to me, I may be hot one day.

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Someone from 🇲🇳 has viewed:

That feeling when it’s Friday, you blink once, and somehow it’s Monday again.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has viewed:

Please twerk; I have just days left.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has downloaded:

Honestly, I don’t think I have any more new passwords left in me. You wanna steal my identity? Go ahead, I hope you enjoy debt and terrible posture.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has downloaded:

When a door closes in life, sometimes it’s better to grab a hammer and nails and make sure the damn thing stays shut.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has bookmarked:

Unpopular opinion: The moon is actually way more useful than the sun. Because the moon gives us light at night when it’s dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it’s already bright.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

And for my next trick, I will turn yesterday’s sweatpants into today’s sweatpants.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

Marriage tip: If your wife goes silent in the middle of an argument, you probably shouldn’t ask if you can go back to mowing the lawn.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has viewed:

Seriously? I came out of hibernation for this?

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

If I were in charge of Nike, I’d change the slogan to “Just Say You Did It. Nobody Ever Checks.”

Someone from 🇳🇵 has downloaded:

My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Requesting the Pink Panther theme song at karaoke and just standing on the stage motionless the entire time.

Going viral on WeChat:

Scams used to be like “free money!” and now they’re like “hello, we have a job for you”, which seems to be a bad sign.

Making waves on Messenger:

During winter, it’s either lazy starvation or eight thousand calories in one sitting.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Spiders have the whole world to explore but still try to come up in my house.

Spotted on Facebook:

Women who don’t check a man’s phone will still use their intuition and dreams to find out if he’s cheating.

Just shared via Facebook:

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Just shared via Threads:

If you’re the type of person who likes to be left alone, I’m with you. Better yet, I’m not with you.

Reported on YouTube:

Pornhub should do a wrap-up of your year like Spotify does.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Sorry, I wasn’t really listening but that’s awesome, unless it isn’t of course.

Reported on Facebook:

The weather forecast should include the percentage of answers blowing in the wind.

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