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My favorite Christmas Eve tradition is the one where I tell my kids we have to get the house spotless, or Santa won’t come.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has viewed:

People be like, “I’m a work in progress” and never make any progress.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

People think I forgot the shit they said. Ain’t no expiration date on disrespect.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has viewed:

I’m on this new diet where I don’t consume anything that talks to me before the first coffee.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has copied:

Here’s a fun activity you can do with your kids on rainy days when they have too much energy: Go shopping and leave them at home with their dad.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has copied:

Nicknamed my iPhone Lois Lane because it doesn’t recognize me without my glasses on either.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

Traumatized people will navigate emergency situations with calm surety but then have an anxiety attack in a grocery store.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has copied:

Sorry, I ghosted you. I liked you too much.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has copied:

Found a picture of me sitting on Santa’s lap. Hard to believe it’s been a whole year.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

Musk goes “exactly,” and it’s the stupidest tweet you’ve ever read in your entire life.

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Seen just now on TikTok:

Working your entire life so you can ‘enjoy’ a couple of years when you’re close to death is the biggest scam of all time.

Spotted on Snapchat:

If you add orange juice to Jason Momoa, you get a Jason Mimosa.

Going bananas on WeChat:

Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched your unread books.

Going viral on Facebook:

My kids have been joking for weeks about a new Pokémon called Puke-Achu and then they got the stomach flu and brought it to life.

Trending via Telegram:

Welcome to your 40s, the best part of your day is now the heated seats in your car after a long day.

Making waves on Reddit:

There are two types of people in the world, those who have to go to Walmart, and those who get to go to Walmart.

Making waves on X:

I know I seem a little crazy sometimes, but that’s because I AM.

Making waves on Messenger:

If my family starts talking politics at Thanksgiving, I’m changing the subject by announcing I’m pregnant.

Breaking via Facebook:

Can I come over and crawl around on you like a bug?

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Me, waiting on an email: What the hell is taking so long, this is ridiculous. Me, sending an email: this can probably wait another three weeks or so.

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29 shares on Facebook this month:

Never wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.

85 shares on Slack this month:

Bugs have so many legs to make up for their lack of personality.

30 shares on Pinterest this month:

Did you guys hear about the “internet”? Apparently, you can say literally anything there.

95 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but throw away your disgusting dish sponge.

13 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m like … if parking too far away from the curb was a person.

82 shares on Facebook this month:

Females be cheating in healthy relationships, but are faithful in toxic ones.

100 shares on Pinterest this month:

I love when someone is like “I’m funny because I have trauma and it’s a coping mechanism” and it’s like “Okay, not to add to your trauma, but you’re not funny!”

78 shares on Reddit this month:

I’ve added lunges to my workout routine. It’s a big step forward.

25 shares on Slack this month:

Cats love to wake you up and go back to sleep. It’s part of their culture.

92 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Welcome to your 40s: you’re not exhausted, that’s just your face now.

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Unfortunately, I could never be nonchalant because I am not well in the head, and also my soul is on fire.

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Are you coming to the party? There will be noise and lights but I found a corner for us to hide.

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I wait all week for the weekend just to aggressively do nothing in five different outfits.

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Some people should have read-only access to the internet.

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FOMO? No, I’ve got FOBI. Fear of being invited.

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Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice cream: Your dad ate the rest of the ice cream.

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I suspect that you don’t lose weight during sport because of the exercise, but because you can’t eat anything during this time.

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My favorite part of football is when they feed the players water like they’re hamsters.

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Adulthood is saying “but after this week things will slow down a bit” over and over until you die.

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When I was a kid I would say I’m whatever age and a half because I wanted to be older. Now I say I turned 40 a few years ago.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇺🇾 has viewed:

I don’t want to brag but I found a recipe online, and then within three weeks not only made the recipe, but closed the tab on my browser.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has viewed:

Second day without coffee. I can no longer hear out of my left eye.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has viewed:

Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has copied:

And to my children I leave my collection of tote bags and gift bags.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has downloaded:

A fitness trainer showed me the proper way to inhale and exhale and then got pissed when I told her she had nice breaths.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has downloaded:

Telling her parents you creampie her daily is socially unacceptable. But telling them you’re trying for a baby is a cause for celebration.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

I feel like I’m in season 5 of my life, and the writers are just making ridiculous shit happen to keep it interesting.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has viewed:

What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is: don’t do that!

Someone from 🇹🇲 has shared:

After Michael Jordan joined a religious order, he was known as Air Friar.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has viewed:

My friend and I had a running joke. She said, “Let’s do a marathon,” and then we both laughed.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Reddit:

Everyone is getting idioter.

Just shared via X:

Perhaps the most universal American experience is your mom being like, “Wasn’t he such a good dentist? He’s in prison now.”

Making waves on X:

Like an advent calendar, you make me want to open up more every day.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

The phone is the most evil screen. The computer is somewhat evil, but less so than the phone. The TV is benevolent.

Trending via Facebook:

The paintings I always like the most in museums are the ones that have a bench.

Spotted on X:

My birthday wish is for everyone to ignore my birthday.

Shared recently on Slack:

I need to drink less water. This peeing situation is out of control.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

The man who invented autocorrect has died. Restaurant in peace.

Broadcasted on Threads:

I think I’ll spend my savings on a lifetime supply of pasta. Worth every penne.

Seen just now on Reddit:

It’s hard to sleep knowing that cake is in the fridge.

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