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Don’t go keto, go pirate. Rum, fish and beef jerky diet.

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More often than not, I read applause as applesauce.

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You’re an adult. You can do what you want. Wait…You have kids? Never mind.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

One thing I love about the internet is seeing some of the most hateful people posting inspirational quotes.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has downloaded:

Gonna mess with my husband by texting “send nudes” when he’s in a work meeting.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has copied:

Can someone come over and take this phone away from me?

Someone from 🇸🇬 has viewed:

Sometimes I want to sleep, but my brain decides to do a little tap dance through every mistake I’ve ever made, instead.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has bookmarked:

Was that meant to be a joke or did you just accidentally spill a bunch of words you were carrying around?

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Being on a diet isn’t so bad if you don’t follow it.

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If the first thing you do in the morning is checking your emails, you’re starting your day with other people’s problems.

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The early bird gets to cry for a little bit longer in the work parking lot.

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The only way to my heart is with a knife.

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I keep myself humble by messing up all the time.

Spotted on TikTok:

Everyone’s gangsta until grandma grabs that wooden spoon.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I have no desire to rekindle anything with anyone. See you never.

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Life is just a series of Sopranos references with some other things mixed in.

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Life is what happens in between trips to the fridge.

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What part of “I don’t want to spend any more money” don’t I understand?

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I love being a pretty woman because it widens the threshold for cringe-worthy things I can say.

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I don’t have a yoga mat, but I have a Twister mat, and it’s the same thing.

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The best part about your kids being sick is you get to see exactly how shitty you’re going to feel in 48 hours.

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Roses are pink. I need a drink.

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The only thing I worry about when I’m in the restroom is if people are washing their hands or not.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has copied:

Can we bring back the lost art of just hanging out at your friends house doing absolutely nothing?

Someone from 🇧🇧 has bookmarked:

For years I thought an oncologist was just the doctor they kept on-call at all times.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has shared:

Welcome to Netflix. We have everything but what you want to watch.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has shared:

When I retire, I’m going to run for office.

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Good morning, dickhead, your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.

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The sound of rain outside when you’re in bed is elite.

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As a wife and mother my hobbies include rage cleaning, rage cooking, and rage folding.

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Going viral on WhatsApp:

I wish someone would light up the way Siri does when I say, “Hey.”

Seen just now on Slack:

That annoying moment when you’re texting someone and autocorrect decides to join the conversation.

Freshly posted on X:

The idea that wisdom teeth are just some random glitch that God forgot to patch, so now we have to pull them out with modern technology, is retarded.

Breaking via Discord:

Text a co-worker at a random time “are you joining this meeting?” as a fun holiday prank.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

This weekend was so busy, I hardly had time to sit around in my pajamas and doom scroll.

Spotted on Telegram:

I had to treat myself to a sweet goody today to distract my mind from the horrors of life.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Carrots are a great thing to eat when you’re hungry, and want to stay that way.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Thank you for contacting the abyss. Your scream is very important to us.

Spotted on X:

Whenever someone tells me how well behaved my kids are, I say it’s cause they’re not at home.

Reported on Slack:

Warning: People who need to leave their homes today are advised that it is extremely Monday outside this morning.

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