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Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

Going to a DaBaby concert because I need some alone time, and I know no one else will be there.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has shared:

Who called it a shopaholic and not a boughtanist?

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

Doing taxes for an ant who inherited a teaspoon of sugar.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has copied:

Why would I take the high road when I could take the psychopath?

Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

I predict the next world war will be artificial intelligence versus genuine stupidity.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has copied:

Painted a big H in my garden to see if I can trap a helicopter. Wish me luck!

Someone from 🇬🇶 has copied:

“You handled it so well.” Nah, I didn’t. I lost my spark, felt crazy, distanced myself from everyone, and hated myself.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

Monday: The only day when you can wear the same outfit from the day before without anyone noticing.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has downloaded:

I know this ain’t smart, but that never stopped me before.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has viewed:

I’m not athletic, but I’m good at jumping to conclusions.

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Live now on X:

Crazy that caffeine has no short or long-term negative side effects. Just a super drug from God.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

I would do absolutely anything to get 8 hours of sleep, except for going to bed 8 hours before I need to wake up.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Every time I talk, it sounds like it’s my first time trying to speak.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Having children is like living in a frat house – nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Getting real tired of my own bullshit.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Stop worrying about being weird and start being weirder.

Shared recently on Instagram:

The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.

Going viral on Pinterest:

We can’t use nicknames at work anymore, and I blame Teletubby.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Best thing about staying in an Airbnb is trying to see what’s in that one locked closet.

Going bananas on Twitch:

I don’t flirt, I just say weird things and hope something sticks.

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23 shares on Slack this month:

One does not simply become a master of karate. First, you must accidentally walk into a spider web.

81 shares on Instagram this month:

Most women need a little reassurance. Like when she says “oh, you want to see crazy?” Reassure her that you do not.

36 shares on Threads this month:

Don’t believe in yourself, you can’t do it.

17 shares on WeChat this month:

Unfortunately for everyone, I will keep doing whatever I want.

47 shares on Snapchat this month:

Welcome to your 40’s: you’re not hungover, it’s just Tuesday.

56 shares on TikTok this month:

Ragebaiting each other is flirting, btw.

51 shares on Snapchat this month:

Aliens traveled millions of light years to get here to visit New Jersey.

31 shares on Threads this month:

Whoever came up with the name “dentures” really missed the opportunity to call them “substitooths”.

18 shares on WeChat this month:

I have neither the patience nor the crayons to show you why this is a bad idea.

86 shares on Threads this month:

I told my computer I needed a break, now it sends me reminders to stretch while I’m lying on the couch.

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You don’t have to be crazy to be friends with me. I also train people.

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Lord of the Rings is wild cause Gandalf told Frodo he had to go on a super dangerous journey and Frodo was like “Ok, can I bring my gardener?”

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My superpower is to make anyone I wanna make comfortable feel uncomfortable.

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Asked a German woman why Germany produced so many legendary physicists / mathematicians, and her response was basically, “Have you considered educating people who aren’t rich?”

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So heartbreaking to do laundry and realize you can’t wash the clothes you’re literally wearing right now… you will never have a completely fresh start.

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If I was a priest, I’d make my side of the confession booth really big so I could run around.

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You are the wind beneath my overly sensitive, motion-activated floodlight.

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How many calories does an audible sigh burn? Because I don’t think my Apple Watch is giving me credit for them.

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My security system is just a bunch of my unpaid bills taped to my front door.

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I do not know how to put this gently, but part of being a good driver is using the gas and brake as little as humanly possible.

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Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

All I’m saying is that porn gives us an unrealistic expectation of how quickly the electrician shows up.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has bookmarked:

Sometimes a lover girl, sometimes a dinosaur.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has shared:

Nothing betrays your age more than the slang you refuse to let go of.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has copied:

Due to financial reasons, I will now be performing photosynthesis.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has bookmarked:

Your future doctor is using ChatGPT to pass med school so you better start eating healthy.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has viewed:

All strapless bras need to be taken off the shelves. A total recall. We do not have the technology yet.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has downloaded:

When I say I’m saving myself for marriage, what I mean is you won’t know how annoying I am until it’s too late.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has downloaded:

I like to be alone a lot; it’s nothing personal.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has viewed:

My favorite body lotion is Voltaren.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has viewed:

Letting my wife sleep in a little longer for Mother’s Day before we wake her up and ask what’s for breakfast.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Telegram:

When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Due to not wanting to, I will not be.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Unfortunately, free coffee in the office will never hit like a $9 iced latte will.

Seen just now on X:

Spending all my money on lottery tickets so I’ll either be rich or poor, none of this wishy-washy stuff in the middle.

Seen just now on Slack:

I’m officially at the age where I’m not upgrading my phone until it stops working.

Going viral on TikTok:

Terrible economy to ask a girl what’s wrong.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

People who work in customer service should be allowed to fight one customer a day. Two on Fridays.

Making waves on Facebook:

Retiring my wallet condom after two years of active duty. 87 tours with 0 combat deployments.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Venting to ChatGPT is crazy, y’all turning schizophrenic.

Just shared via YouTube:

If cats could text you back, they wouldn’t.

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