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โ€œHey you!โ€ is short for โ€œI have no idea what your name is.โ€

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You know what brought my home value up? Not having an angry man in it.

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I respect the moon because it controls three of our most precious entities: oceans, wolves & women.

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I donโ€™t want to do exercise, but I want to have done exercise.

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Play your cards right and we could be wearing matching fanny packs this summer.

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Texting my boss from the job I got laid off from 5 months ago and telling him I have diarrhea.

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Who you are when someone reaches over to take food from your plate… is the real you.

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I’m as single as a one Dollar bill, and I don’t need any change.

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Turns out โ€œYouTube rabbit holeโ€ is not a reliable science degree.

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The most embarrassing thing in the world is when you make a fool of yourself in front of a baby and it doesn’t laugh.

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My entire life changed once I found out that a crush is just a lack of information.

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Any room can be an escape room when you have diarrhea.

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When I’m behind a slow car, I steer my car a little to the right so the people behind me can see that it isn’t my fault.

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Itโ€™s funny how cats have ears on top of their head, but don’t use them.

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Stop letting people who are going to hell bother you.

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Me (seductively looking at a potato): would mash.

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The funniest thing about Batman is that he legitimately doesnโ€™t give a shit about crime that happens during the day.

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Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it actually fit. So proud of myself. It was a scarf, but still, let’s be positive here.

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When I am calculating any risk, I think to myself: is this first cat life behavior? Or ninth cat life behavior?

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Since the beginning of time itself, people have been wondering, what the hell is going on?

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Guys, please stop wearing NASA shirts, I bet you canโ€™t even name one of their songs.

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I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest.

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I swear some songs have background noises of your mum shouting your name from downstairs.

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“It gets to a point” is one of my favourite phrases because it literally does get to a point sometimes.

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Just knowing that I have to get out of bed tomorrow is already annoying and itโ€™s not even dark yet.

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Nobody knows my next move. Not even me.

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Every man’s biggest fear is trying a new barber.

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Being in a rich person’s house is so stressful. Like, why am I struggling to find the trash?

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