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Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

It’s way too easy to lie online. I was just telling Beyoncé about that the other day.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has copied:

It’s only a family vacation if you think “We’re never doing this again” at least once.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

I wonder how many people think, “What the hell?” after talking to me.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

What doesn’t kill you will text you in 5 months to ask “What are you doing?”

Someone from 🇸🇾 has viewed:

90% of parenting is just thinking about when you can lie down again.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

I saw a bird get a worm today. It was about 11 am. So, don’t give up on your dreams, buddy!

Someone from 🇱🇦 has bookmarked:

“Your password is too weak.” Just wait until you see my will to live.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

According to the smoke alarm, the food is ready.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

Single for Christmas, but at least I won’t be buying presents for a liar.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

Shoutout to everyone pretending to have it together. Same.

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Making waves on Snapchat:

“That’s an interesting take,” I say, not listening.

Just landed via Pinterest:

I ran out of toilet paper so I had to start using old newspapers. The Times are rough.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

You don’t have to remember details when you don’t lie.

Trending via Twitch:

I wanted to study psychology, but I have more potential as a patient, to be honest.

Seen just now on Reddit:

My doctor told me “good luck” and gave me finger guns, so obviously I’m dying.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

I quit boxing the moment I realized my opponent was allowed to punch me in the face, too.

Shared recently on Slack:

The good news is that I’ve been finding new ways to waste my time.

Just landed via YouTube:

Just spent a couple seconds concerned about the sounds my stomach was making before realizing it was a motorcycle outside.

Shared recently on Telegram:

British people be like “It’s Chewsday, innit?”

Spotted on Messenger:

Before cell phones, if you were bored in public, you had to flip a nickel in the air over and over.

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65 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m as single as a one Dollar bill, and I don’t need any change.

63 shares on YouTube this month:

If I were Noah, I’d bring three of every animal just to create some drama.

23 shares on Instagram this month:

To be fair, a dumpster is like one of the safest places to have a fire.

59 shares on Messenger this month:

During winter, it’s either lazy starvation or eight thousand calories in one sitting.

44 shares on Instagram this month:

Just because you are unique, doesn’t mean you are useful.

82 shares on X this month:

Praying none of y’all are unwrapping podcast equipment.

19 shares on Telegram this month:

Don’t suffer in silence. Make it everyone’s problem.

30 shares on YouTube this month:

Remember the good old days when you didn’t have to wonder if the person messaging you was a bot or not?

63 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I put my music on shuffle then get mad when it doesn’t play the song I want.

88 shares on Twitch this month:

Scams used to be like “free money!” and now they’re like “hello, we have a job for you”, which seems to be a bad sign.

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23 folks are currently checking 👀

No longer chasing dreams. If they want me, they know where I nap.

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Rich people go to parties. It’s what they do, and somehow we must all watch videos of it.

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Late replies don’t bother me. As long as we’re not in love, or you don’t owe me money, take your time.

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At my size, I’d be called Buffet the Vampire Slayer.

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Whenever I see an athlete eating quark, I get sad, because the quark could have been turned into cheesecake.

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Our parents just don’t know how far we rode the bikes when we were young.

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Haven’t seen a single bikini photoshoot in the snow this year; the girls are tired.

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Somebody should tell James Cameron the world doesn’t need any more frigging Avatar movies.

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People aren’t too bad if you stay away from them and don’t go outside.

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I’m sorry, but I already have an A.I. boyfriend.

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Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

Behind every strong, independent woman… is a dog that follows her to the bathroom.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has viewed:

I like driving by myself. I just played the same song 36 times.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has bookmarked:

If you ever wanted to know anything about me, just get me a bottle of wine, and you will, in fact, find out in about 10 minutes.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has bookmarked:

I prefer my weighted blanket in human form.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has downloaded:

Never in my life have I heard my dad sneeze at an acceptable volume.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

You can fake a smile, but you can’t fake jazz hands.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has copied:

The web is a great place to befriend people who you’d never let in your house.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has viewed:

Where did you come from, Where did you go, Where did you come from, Pokémon Go.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

When I was a kid, we still ate noodles. Then at some point we ate pasta. Today, we only eat carbs.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Messenger:

There is a giant spider on my dash so I’m going to have to buy a new car now.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the best thirst trap poster of them all?

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I’m so good at missing early morning meetings, I can do it with my eyes closed.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Cracking the ice cubes out probably feels so good for the ice tray.

Broadcasted on X:

When I get filthy rich, I will stay humble by continuing to use grocery bags as bathroom trash bags.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Whenever Im in trouble, I think, what would Jesus do? Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for 3 days.

Just landed via Threads:

They should make you watch a training video and pass a little test before you’re allowed to touch the office coffee maker.

Trending via Threads:

My talents include sneaking out of work early on a Friday.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Everyone hates math until their paycheck looks funny, then all of a sudden you know trigonometry.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Only after moving in together do you realize your girlfriend’s little quirks. Mine, for example, stores vegetables in the beer compartment.

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