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It’s Monday again and I’m about to make it everyone’s problem.

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I wish I could just drop my body off at the gym and pick it up later.

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I finally used a screw from the random screw collection I’ve been accumulating for 25 years, and I’ve never felt so alive.

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I used to be so graceful, now I am like a puppy with a box stuck on her head.

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If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, then you love a boomerang.

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I’m very loyal to whatever brand is on sale.

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Apparently the thirstiest creature in the whole world is always a kid who’s been told to go back to his bed like a hundred times.

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I’m changing the game. I’m starting to thank people from the top of my heart.

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Egg nog was invented in Germany back in 1816 when Baron von Heldebrandt reportedly said “Hey guys, let’s get this custard drunk!”

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I’m never drinking again, unless something is going on later today.

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Inventor of pink lemonade: yes, exactly the same, but cute and for the girls.

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Am I the only person who hates spending the night at someone’s place? Like, we can hang out until 3 a.m., but I’m still going home.

Reported on TikTok:

Ending my thesis paper with “but who cares what I think?”

Just shared via YouTube:

I can’t think of a single email that has ever found me well.

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Why is Saturday over in 7 minutes and Sunday in 4 minutes, but Monday is 84 months long?

Going viral on Twitch:

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me. I’ll train you.

Broadcasted on Discord:

“The only thing standing between you and your dreams is you!” Yeah, have you met me? That’s gonna be a problem.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I know which nation I like best. Hibernation.

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The only career advice I have is make every decision that moves you closer to not having to be on LinkedIn.

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After an hour on this team meeting I’m not wanting to be a team player anymore.

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Might make a living will because I don’t want my family deciding whether to pull the plug. My dad has a long history of being against wasting electricity.

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Asked a German girl for her number, and I’m still waiting for the rest of the digits. So far, all I have is “nine.”

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My husband said we need to start exercising and get into shape, so I’m going to wake up early tomorrow and start looking for a new husband.

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We need to stop telling AI that it’s paintings are bad. That’s how Hitler got started.

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I see why history can repeat itself. People are really stupid.

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Milking stools only have three legs, because the cow has the udder.

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Absolutely love wanting to do a lot of things and ending up not doing even one! Yay.

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I belong to the generation that repaired the TV with a single blow to the casing.

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Sorry I was late, I was frantically applying to other jobs.

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Women who don’t check a man’s phone will still use their intuition and dreams to find out if he’s cheating.

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Seen just now on LinkedIn:

You come from dust and you’ll return to dust, so that’s why I never dust. It could be someone I know.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Ironically people who are good at giving advice find it difficult to follow their own.

Spotted on TikTok:

That moment when you realize “yeah, this person is never gonna hear from me again” is so crazy.

Just shared via Discord:

Interviewer: Can I get you anything? Me: Yeah, a job!

Making waves on WeChat:

I love talkative cats. Like, yeah, bro. Meow, meow! You’re so right.

Just shared via Messenger:

If you’re going to text your boss that you’re an hour late, make sure you end with, “I’m bringing you a ham and cheese croissant.”

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Through repetition and sheer will I’ve mastered gracefully falling on my head.

Trending via Telegram:

Google AI is awesome because it kills the planet and doesn’t work.

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Can I come over and crawl around on you like a bug?

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My parents still haven’t apologized for making me ugly.

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