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“I’m currently not accepting new items on my to-do list.”

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Girl cats get named after ancient goddesses and boy cats get named after Taco Bell menu items.

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That stupid look on my face is my face.

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The folks who write fragrance commercials must be like “I had the weirdest dream, Imma put it on TV.”

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A genie that does my bidding would fix me.

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I’m the ick in fantastic.

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Very difficult being a full grown adult with a terrible fear of being “in trouble”.

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I’m not calling anyone daddy unless I’m asking for money for the mall.

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I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it.

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I have feelings for you but you have to guess which ones.

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Wolves should really raise more people.

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Can’t, holding a grudge.

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What, and I cannot stress this enough, day is it.

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You know what’s worse than someone’s phone alarm playing the tune over and over? Someone else who starts whistling along.

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If bugs could talk, they would probably say things like, “What the bug?”

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The sexual orientation where you’re attracted to both and men and women but they’re not attracted to you is called Bi-yourself.

Just landed via Instagram:

What was the main bloke called in Harry Potter?

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Dear Aliens, Now would be a good time. Thanks!

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Everyone focused on the lip filler, but it’s really the chin filler that is the real villain.

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The best part of my kid graduating was unsubscribing from the school’s text messages.

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72 Funny funny situation quotes

Funny funny situation quotes are your go-to treasure chest when life gets hilariously unpredictable 😂. Whether you’re stuck in a comically awkward moment or just need a giggle 🤭, these quotes are here to lighten the mood. Perfect for sharing with friends or just scrolling through for a midday laugh, they capture the essence of life’s quirkiest moments in a delightful way. Dive in and let the chuckles begin! 🎉

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17 hours ago
Share →: Aura farming in front of old people by not listening to music nor checking my phone.

Commentary:
Mastering the ancient art of "I'm present," level: Grandparent Edition 👴🎶📵⚡
2 weeks ago
Share →: Strange new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Linda.

Commentary:
Sounds like Linda made a great lunch companion, but she was a little hard to digest! 🥪😂🙈
3 weeks ago
Share →: So annoying when your family knocks on the toilet door and asks what you’re doing. I’m baking a cake. HBU?

Commentary:
Taking multitasking to a whole new level! 🍰🚽🥄 How's your cookie dough coming along?
4 weeks ago
Share →: Odd—my boss told me to meet him at the abandoned quarry at midnight for my performance evaluation.

Commentary:
"Seems like your boss really rocks! Just hope he doesn't leave you between a rock and a hard place 😅🪨🌘"
1 month ago
Share →: Hide and seek, except it’s my husband searching for where he last put his pants.

Commentary:
"When your husband’s pants play hide and seek better than the kids ever could! 🤦‍♂️👖🤣"
1 month ago
Share →: Got out of jury duty yesterday by confessing to the crime.

Commentary:
"Oh, so that’s your secret 'get out of jury duty free' card! 🃏🤣 Just make sure your alibi doesn't have WiFi! 📡🚫"
2 months ago
Share →: In a turn of unexpected events, I need to learn karate by tomorrow morning.

Commentary:
"Better start with a crash course in self-defense via YouTube! 🥋🤣📚"
2 months ago
Share →: Reverse cowgirl so he doesn’t see the double chin.

Commentary:
"When multitasking means hiding the chin and changing the view! 🤠😂 #DoubleChinMagic"
2 months ago
Share →: Yes, my date did get up and leave during dinner, but luckily she hadn’t finished her food.

Commentary:
"Guess my charm isn't appetizing, but at least the leftovers were! 🍽️😂 #DinnerWin"
2 months ago
Share →: There is a giant spider on my dash so I’m going to have to buy a new car now.

Commentary:
"Time to upgrade from 4 wheels to 8 legs! 🕷️🚗💸"

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Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

I took a test to see if I have multiple personalities. I scored 100%, 92% and 88%.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has bookmarked:

Some women seated next to me are gossiping in French. They obviously think I’m some dumb American who doesn’t speak French and they are correct.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

I don’t follow washing instructions, you’re my clothes you don’t tell me what to do.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but my doctor says I have an irreversible terminal condition called aging.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

Starting all my work emails today with, “to whom it’s about to concern”.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has downloaded:

I think my wife has got early Alzheimer’s. Every day she tells me that she has no idea what she first saw in me.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

I have nothing nice to wear for the government shutdown.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

People who live in glass houses should be put on a watchlist.

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I will never forget how to spell bananas, thanks to Gwen Stefani.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has viewed:

Instead of being constantly irritated by other people’s flaws, I’ve decided to become more self-absorbed.

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Called in, “Taking a gap year.”

Just shared via Reddit:

I absolutely loooooove getting in the bed. The excitement of finally laying down? Unmatched.

Just shared via Messenger:

You gotta separate the art from the artist. Like, for example, sometimes the artist is really nice but their art sucks.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

There’s no way the Scooby Doo gang never found a dead body.

Just landed via Reddit:

Break-up so bad, he blocked me on Pokémon Go.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Need a dimly lit cocktail date with a gaze so lustful it causes God to draft up another sin.

Breaking via Twitch:

Eat whatever you want. If someone calls you fat, eat them too.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Shoutout to everyone pretending to have it together. Same.

Just shared via Slack:

Got electrocuted while fixing the doorbell, and now I can hear my girlfriend’s thoughts. She’s thinking she should have called an electrician.

Going viral on WeChat:

I’m not saying it’s been a while, I’m just saying I completely blanked on the name of my gym.

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