74 Funny funny situation quotes — Wordgag ツ

“I’ve never done parkour, but I have chased a toddler with an open Sharpie through the house.”

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Having your own apartment by yourself is so funny, cause I really just swept the whole place naked.

1 month ago1 month ago

Aura farming in front of old people by not listening to music nor checking my phone.

1 month ago1 month ago

Strange new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Linda.

2 months ago2 months ago

So annoying when your family knocks on the toilet door and asks what you’re doing. I’m baking a cake. HBU?

2 months ago2 months ago

Odd—my boss told me to meet him at the abandoned quarry at midnight for my performance evaluation.

2 months ago2 months ago

Hide and seek, except it’s my husband searching for where he last put his pants.

3 months ago3 months ago

Got out of jury duty yesterday by confessing to the crime.

3 months ago3 months ago

In a turn of unexpected events, I need to learn karate by tomorrow morning.

3 months ago3 months ago

Reverse cowgirl so he doesn’t see the double chin.

3 months ago3 months ago

Yes, my date did get up and leave during dinner, but luckily she hadn’t finished her food.

3 months ago3 months ago

There is a giant spider on my dash so I’m going to have to buy a new car now.

4 months ago4 months ago

Bluesky honestly feels like a miracle where you take the most annoying people in the world and stick them in a broken elevator together.

4 months ago4 months ago

Weird. I’m the only one naked at this gender reveal party.

4 months ago4 months ago

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything, and all you can think is: “Act normal, you are innocent.”

4 months ago

Just rolled over for a cuddle.. forgot I’m single… fell off the bed.

5 months ago5 months ago

When your parents are on a call and they ask for a pen, man, that pressure is real.

5 months ago5 months ago

That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, spreading goat cheese on a bagel.

6 months ago

The awkward moment when someone’s zipper is down and you don’t know whether to tell them or not.

6 months ago

The first person to throw out bath water: Uh oh.

6 months ago