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Funny Quotes About funny situation
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
- I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode.
- I'm not clumsy, I'm just gravity-challenged.
- I asked the librarian if they had any books on paranoia. She whispered, "They're right behind you!"
- I have a fear of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over it.
- I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
- Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
- I tried to catch fog yesterday, but I mist.
- I'm writing a book about hurricanes, it's blowing me away.
- I have a joke about construction, but I'm still working on it.
- I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
- I'm reading a book on anti-gravity, it's impossible to put down.
- Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
- I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
- I'm trying to organize a hide and seek competition, but it's a little hard to find the contestants.
- I have a fear of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over it.
- I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off!
- I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
- I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.
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