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Just rolled over for a cuddle.. forgot I’m single… fell off the bed.

4 days ago

When your parents are on a call and they ask for a pen, man, that pressure is real.

3 weeks ago

That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, spreading goat cheese on a bagel.

1 month ago

The awkward moment when someone’s zipper is down and you don’t know whether to tell them or not.

1 month ago

The first person to throw out bath water: Uh oh.

1 month ago

If you pass out in front of your kids they will either try to call an ambulance or use you as a trampoline. You just don’t know.

1 month ago

You’re in his DMs, I’m outside his window with a JBL speaker streaming Taylor Swift.

1 month ago

If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I’d just laugh and search with them.

1 month ago

Currently helping my husband look for his $20 I spent yesterday.

2 months ago

Accidentally wore a blue shirt to Walmart and now I’m in the stockroom showing Sue how to use the forklift.

3 months ago

It’s amazing how music can transport you to another place. For example, this coffee shop is playing Justin Bieber, so I’m going to another restaurant.

3 months ago

Messed up and threw a surprise party for my minimalist friend. Now 25 of us are hiding behind the granite orb.

3 months ago

I’m going spiraling, do you need anything?

3 months ago

My car spider built a web across my steering wheel and now I can’t go anywhere.

3 months ago

Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a second.

3 months ago

It’s really hard to come back after a poorly executed high five.

3 months ago

Babysitting a pair of twin babies right now and feeding them saying “here comes the airplane”. I don’t know, just feels weird.

3 months ago

Farting, but with eye contact.

3 months ago

I just locked eyes with a spider. But instead of killing him I ran away and hid, so he can spend the night stressing about where I am.

3 months ago

I forgot to turn my clocks back and, oh my God, you guys are not going to believe the stuff that happens in the next hour.

3 months ago