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59 Funny funny situation quotes

When your parents are on a call and they ask for a pen, man, that pressure is real.

Funny Quotes Mar 31, 2025

That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, spreading goat cheese on a bagel.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

The awkward moment when someone’s zipper is down and you don’t know whether to tell them or not.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

The first person to throw out bath water: Uh oh.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

If you pass out in front of your kids they will either try to call an ambulance or use you as a trampoline. You just don’t know.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

You’re in his DMs, I’m outside his window with a JBL speaker streaming Taylor Swift.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I’d just laugh and search with them.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Currently helping my husband look for his $20 I spent yesterday.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

Accidentally wore a blue shirt to Walmart and now I’m in the stockroom showing Sue how to use the forklift.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

It’s amazing how music can transport you to another place. For example, this coffee shop is playing Justin Bieber, so I’m going to another restaurant.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

Messed up and threw a surprise party for my minimalist friend. Now 25 of us are hiding behind the granite orb.

Funny Quotes Feb 2, 2025

I’m going spiraling, do you need anything?

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

My car spider built a web across my steering wheel and now I can’t go anywhere.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a second.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

It’s really hard to come back after a poorly executed high five.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Babysitting a pair of twin babies right now and feeding them saying “here comes the airplane”. I don’t know, just feels weird.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Farting, but with eye contact.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I just locked eyes with a spider. But instead of killing him I ran away and hid, so he can spend the night stressing about where I am.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I forgot to turn my clocks back and, oh my God, you guys are not going to believe the stuff that happens in the next hour.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Hello 911? Yes, my wife is forcing me to walk over to meet the neighbors.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Someone at work just farted and I panicked and said ‘compliments to the chef’.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

At the grocery store, but forgot my wife’s list so I guess I’ll just follow this other guy around and get what he gets.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Having to pee when you’re driving is problematic. Having to sneeze when you’re driving is even more problematic.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

An eye exam where the optometrist makes you read a menu under dim lights.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Handing the bus driver a $50 bill and telling him “Just drive”.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025