68 Funny funny situation quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Hide and seek, except it’s my husband searching for where he last put his pants.

  Commentary:
  "When your husband’s pants play hide and seek better than the kids ever could! 🤦‍♂️👖🤣"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Got out of jury duty yesterday by confessing to the crime.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, so that’s your secret 'get out of jury duty free' card! 🃏🤣 Just make sure your alibi doesn't have WiFi! 📡🚫"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: In a turn of unexpected events, I need to learn karate by tomorrow morning.

  Commentary:
  "Better start with a crash course in self-defense via YouTube! 🥋🤣📚"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Reverse cowgirl so he doesn’t see the double chin.

  Commentary:
  "When multitasking means hiding the chin and changing the view! 🤠😂 #DoubleChinMagic"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Yes, my date did get up and leave during dinner, but luckily she hadn’t finished her food.

  Commentary:
  "Guess my charm isn't appetizing, but at least the leftovers were! 🍽️😂 #DinnerWin"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: There is a giant spider on my dash so I’m going to have to buy a new car now.

  Commentary:
  "Time to upgrade from 4 wheels to 8 legs! 🕷️🚗💸"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Bluesky honestly feels like a miracle where you take the most annoying people in the world and stick them in a broken elevator together.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like a social experiment ready for a sitcom! 😂🚪🔧"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Weird. I’m the only one naked at this gender reveal party.

  Commentary:
  "Guess I misunderstood the 'bare' essentials for this party! 🙈🎉👶"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything, and all you can think is: “Act normal, you are innocent.”

  Commentary:
  🛒😅 Ah, the classic "walk of shame" out of a store empty-handed! That awkward moment when you turn into a secret agent, trying to convince everyone that you're just a harmless window shopper. 🕵️‍♂️ "Act normal, blend in with the non-shoppers," you whisper to yourself, as if you're the star of a spy movie set in a shopping mall! Just keep calm and carry on…without the shopping bags. 😉

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Just rolled over for a cuddle.. forgot I’m single… fell off the bed.

  Commentary:
  "Whoops! Accidentally rolling into singledom like… 🤷‍♂️💔 Gravity may bring you down, but at least it gives you a good excuse for falling out of love with your bedmate! 😂 #SingleLifeStruggles"

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