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Countries are just gangs with paperwork.
2 months ago
If I don’t text you saying Happy New Year, we still gang, I’m just lazy.
2 months ago
My playlist so bipolar. We either in love, depressed, or gang members.
3 months ago
He died doing what he loved: trying to find out if gang members are ticklish.
3 months ago
There’s no way the Scooby Doo gang never found a dead body.
3 months ago
I love that my dog always comes home from the groomer wearing a bandana. It’s like he was only gone for three hours, but joined a gang in that time.
3 months ago
Giving all the dogs in my neighborhood matching sweaters for Christmas so they can be in a gang.
3 months ago
Just blocked everyone who is not in my gang so if you’re reading this, we’re robbing a bank in 12 minutes.
3 months ago
Gang initiations from the Midwest be like “you have to eat the entire potato salad.”
3 months ago