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3 weeks ago
Share →: Reverse cowgirl is not a fair trade because, why do you get a view of my sexy back, and all I’m seeing are your toes throwing gang signs?

Commentary:
"When you're expecting a romantic view but get toe-tally surprised instead! 🤦‍♂️👣🤣"
4 months ago
Share →: Countries are just gangs with paperwork.

Commentary:
Ah, yes, the good ol' gang of bureaucrats and their never-ending paperwork 📝🤣 It's all fun and games until someone brings a pen to a turf war 🖊️🌍 #GangstaGovernment
5 months ago
Share →: If I don’t text you saying Happy New Year, we still gang, I’m just lazy.

Commentary:
"New Year's resolution: be more proactive in friendships or just blame it on laziness like a pro. 😅💤 #FriendshipGoals #LazyButLoyal"
5 months ago
Share →: My playlist so bipolar. We either in love, depressed, or gang members.

Commentary:
Sounds like your playlist is going through some serious mood swings! 🎶💔🔫 But hey, variety is the spice of life, right? Just make sure it's not influencing your life choices too much! 😉
5 months ago
Share →: He died doing what he loved: trying to find out if gang members are ticklish.

Commentary:
"Rest in peace, brave tickle investigator. 🕵️‍♂️ May your quest for gang members' ticklish spots tickle their hearts forever. 😂 #TickleMyFunnyBone"
5 months ago
Share →: There’s no way the Scooby Doo gang never found a dead body.

Commentary:
Well, zoinks! 🕵️‍♂️ It's like, "Jinkies, Velma! Another missing person? Let's not split up this time! 😂" Looks like Shaggy and Scooby's snacks might have distracted them from the real mysteries lurking in those haunted mansions! 🐕💨👻
5 months ago
Share →: I love that my dog always comes home from the groomer wearing a bandana. It’s like he was only gone for three hours, but joined a gang in that time.

Commentary:
"Looks like Fido is living that thug life while getting pampered at the groomer! 🐶🕶️ Who knew he had street cred to go along with those fresh trims? Watch out, Snoop Dogg, there's a new canine gangster in town! 🐾💥"
5 months ago
Share →: Giving all the dogs in my neighborhood matching sweaters for Christmas so they can be in a gang.

Commentary:
🐶🎄 "Watch out, there's a new posse in town! The fiercest gang around, strutting their stuff in style with matching sweaters. Who knew the key to canine camaraderie was fashion coordination? 🐾 #SquadGoals #DogsInSweaters"

Fun Fact or Trivia:
Did you know that the world's largest dog sweater is over 30 feet long? 🐶🎄 It was knitted for a massive Great Dane and showcased at a pet festival! Imagine all those pups strutting around in style! 🐕✨
5 months ago
Share →: Just blocked everyone who is not in my gang so if you’re reading this, we’re robbing a bank in 12 minutes.

Commentary:
🤣🔒 "Looks like this gang has a strict 'No Outsiders' policy! If you aren't on the guest list, you might want to steer clear of this bank in 12 minutes… or bring some popcorn to watch the show! 💰💸 #GangGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Gang initiations from the Midwest be like “you have to eat the entire potato salad.”

Commentary:
"Midwest gang initiations are no joke 🥔🥣 Better hope you like potato salad – or else you might be in a real pickle! 😂 #MidwestTough"