16 Funny gas quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I can’t stop thinking about how a tanning bed really turns you into the human version of a gas station hot dog.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew getting a tan could also make you feel like a processed snack on display! 🌭😂 Just remember, you're not a hot dog, you're a hot doggone good-looking human! 😎🔥"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The place where you pour in the gas is the car’s gasshole.

  Commentary:
  Isn't the car just a gasoline-drinking gasshole with wheels? 🚗⛽️ Fill 'er up, oh mighty gasshole! Maybe we should start calling gas stations "gasshole watering holes." 😂

  Fun Fact or Trivia:
  Did you know that the opening where you pour gas into a car is actually called the fuel filler neck? 🚗⛽️

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Trust my gut? The thing that tricks me into buying gas station sushi and roller dogs? No thanks.

  Commentary:
  "Trusting my gut has led me to some questionable decisions, like a regrettable rendezvous with gas station sushi and roller dogs 😅🌭🍣 Maybe I'll start listening to my brain instead!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Becoming a man doesn’t happen the first time you fight or make love. It happens the first time you see the gas bill and remind everyone that we aren’t trying to heat the outside.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old rite of passage for manhood: mastering the art of energy conservation! 💪🔥 Who knew that the true test of maturity was in battling the gas bill monster and reigning in the urge to turn your home into a sauna for penguins! 🐧💸 #AdultingLikeAPro"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My dogs don’t feel earthquakes because they have constant gas.

  Commentary:
  "My dogs don't feel earthquakes because they're too busy creating their own seismic activities with their non-stop gas emissions! 🐶💨🌍 #EarthquakeProofPups"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Diet hack: Spend your money filling up your gas tank so you won’t have money for groceries.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs groceries when you can have a full tank of gas to drive away from your hunger pains? 🚗💨 #GasIsTheNewGroceries"

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