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Lord, please take this gas out of my stomach and put it in my car.

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You can mess up big time letting someone know you have a printer.

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I already want to come home from work tomorrow.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has viewed:

If you ever go backpacking in the wilderness, be sure to wear corduroy pants, so you can start a fire if needed.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has viewed:

Just googled “insanity” over and over but was expecting different results.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has copied:

Icarus loved hot wings.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has copied:

Just because your parents planned you doesn’t mean you weren’t a mistake.

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My goal was to look good in a bikini this summer, but the call of the barbecue is stronger.

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I can keep my mouth shut, but you can read the subtitles on my face.

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I would like even faster food.

Breaking via Slack:

Online dating is stupid because scent is such an important factor of attraction.

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Boyfriend hasn’t accepted my LinkedIn request yet. He doesn’t want to connect. He doesn’t want to build.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Next on Tiny Houses: A family of 6 moves into a boat emoji.

Just landed via TikTok:

When your parents are on a call and they ask for a pen, man, that pressure is real.

Spotted on Slack:

Everyone’s a gangster until they have to say sorry.

Spotted on X:

Not being able to fall asleep is so embarrassing. All I’m asking my brain to do is nothing and it can’t even do that?

Trending via Slack:

At this point of my celibacy, I can see the same colors as mantis shrimp. What do you know about blorange and gurple?

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Insulting me won’t work. I already said that to myself earlier.

Just shared via YouTube:

People who are on Twitter and put intelligent in their bio, good one.

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Someone from 🇲🇻 has downloaded:

They were called “TV programs” because they were literally programming us, bro.

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I’m not good at quickly making up derogatory names on the fly, unless I’m driving.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has viewed:

You don’t realize how incorrect and annoying YouTube video essays are until they’re about something you like.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has shared:

The easiest way to shop with kids is not to.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

People don’t catch bullets with their teeth anymore, get out there and practice.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has viewed:

“Nothing beats in-person interaction”. Yeah, with someone I know and love, not Denise from finance.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has shared:

My mother still has some really ugly things from the 90s. My older brother, for example.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has copied:

They should make a movie that’s good the whole way through.

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If you collect the crumbs from one Nature Valley granola bar, you can make three more granola bars.

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You should be allowed to speed if good music is playing.

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Trending via Telegram:

I could put my keys in the same spot every day, but why deprive myself of a treasure hunt that makes me late.

Just landed via Threads:

Sometimes I clean my room so dramatically, it feels like I’m erasing evidence.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

A real smart TV would increase the volume when you start eating chips.

Going viral on Twitch:

I need a room full of mirrors, so I can be surrounded by losers.

Trending via Reddit:

Ain’t no way there’s billions of us and nobody got superpowers.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Thinking of telling my extra weight that I love it so that it can leave me too.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I just want someone who can read a book with me in silence, and then do ungodly things sometimes.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Dress for the demons you want, not the demons you have.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

My life is simple, I see a queue of more than 6 people, I go home.

Live now on WhatsApp:

No matter how early you get up, fate always gets up half an hour earlier.

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