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Alcohol: When you want to run away from your problems without moving.

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Lying to stupid people can give you a profound sense of satisfaction, it can also make you president.

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Tall people make me nervous. What the hell are you doing up there? Stop eating the leaves off that tree.

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A weighted blanket isn’t enough today, I need to be compressed into a zip-file.

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How do I even know this guy is my “boss”? I’ve just been taking his word for it.

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I know it hurts like hell, and you don’t think you can do it, but it’s just one push-up.

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I am not old. I am in the prime of my decay.

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“Gravy is not a beverage.” Okay, well that’s why I was trying to drink it in the bathroom, so you wouldn’t see me.

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My yoga instructor was drunk today. Put me in a very awkward position.

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The masculine urge to make a woman sit through a YouTube video that she will not find funny or entertaining.

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Closing down one work tab every day until Christmas like a reverse advent calendar.

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Who called it a missed phone call from your parents and not a boomer rang?

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Twitter is like a psych ward with no staff.

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People who often talk to themselves are more intelligent than others. At least that’s what I tell myself.

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Stop bringing shitty Bluetooth speakers on hikes. No one came to the woods to hear you listen to Katy Perry.

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Any cults got something wild planned anytime soon? I’m trying to find the good estate sales.

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Inflation is actually a good thing, it means money is going viral.

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So far, no one has seriously tried to bribe me, which is a shame because I am extremely corrupt. Maybe I need a position with more power.

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I always say “it’s so expensive” and then buy it nonetheless.

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“No idea” doesn’t mean I don’t know the answer. I just don’t want to have a conversation.

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Some people feel like unpaid actors in my sitcom called “What Fresh Chaos Is This?”

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The paintings I always like the most in museums are the ones that have a bench.

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Everyone’s a gangster until their doorbell rings.

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That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.

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This meeting could have been a push down the stairs.

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The eyes are the windows to the soul. A mustache is the front garden, and the mouth is that big pothole the council should do something about.

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I’m so tired of not being a multimillionaire.

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Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

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Gaslighting myself into thinking I’m in a good mood.

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In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

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First rule for the new year is to not dwell on what went wrong this year.

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I’m no Hobbit, but I do often walk blindly into some rather dodgy situations.

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If the universe is continuing to expand then why does my rent keep going up?

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After much deliberation, I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m an overthinker.

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Gravestone inscription: “Hey guys, I’m going to be taking a little break from social media”

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Living up to your potential sounds exhausting.

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And then there are those dates after which you think: “Have I really shaved my legs for this?”

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One day I will start learning from my mistakes. Today is not that day. Tomorrow isn’t looking so good either.

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I want to have a penguin that just waddles up to me whenever I’m sad.

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The train announcer just said we should keep our personal belongings with us at all times but I’ve left most of mine at home.

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