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By the time I remember to text back, it be too disrespectful to even do it.

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If the math problems are too difficult for me, I post them online and write: “Only 1 in 10 can solve this problem.”

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People will make you sad but cheese will always make you happy. The choice is simple.

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So annoying that in order to meet new people you need to go out and meet new people. Ideally, I would have known you in a past life.

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I’m going to hell if anybody needs anything.

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Finally my winter fat has gone. I now have spring rolls.

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If it’s a ghost ship, why does it have to be on water?

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I might not be able to speak another language but I can speak English slower!

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It’s like 10,000 yawns when all you need is a nap.

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Whoever came up with the spelling for “receipt” was an idiopt.

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It’s important to remember that even parents make mistakes. In fact, it’s how many of us became parents.

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Offering someone food, and secretly hoping, they don’t want it.

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Have come to the devastating realization that I am an over-nodder on video calls.

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Shark tooth necklaces are the perfect accessory if you want to look tough but also tell the world, “I’ve been to a gift shop.”

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20’s: what even is a hangover? 40’s: puts on sunglasses to open fridge…

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Good morning to everyone except my baby, who already said good morning to me at 1 a.m., 3 a.m., and 5:46 a.m.

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Whoever named the meatball absolutely nailed it.

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“Out of sight, out of mind” doesn’t work for donuts.

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If she says “it’s fine,” you’re probably in trouble.

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I appreciate the people that interact with me and I really appreciate the ones that don’t.

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I want to be a garbage man, so I only have to work one day a week.

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Look, 80’s kids went from Inspector Gadget to Terminator so we have a lot of mixed feelings about technology.

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If Shakespeare were being born today, he’d be “Shaxxespyr.”

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I’m really looking forward to getting a full 8 hours of overthinking in tonight.

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Unlike the brain, the stomach alerts you when it’s empty.

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As a teen: secretly drinking in the park with friends. As an adult: secretly drinking in the park with squirrels.

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Captain America taught me that I just need to take performance enhancing drugs to be loved by everyone.

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There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after a vacation.

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People always ask me “Do you believe in God?” and I say of course it’s important to have self-belief.

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Once I shot a man with a paintball gun, just to watch him dye.

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The pigeons are plotting to overthrow the government. It will start with a coo.

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Nostalgia isn’t as good as it used to be.

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My parents didn’t raise me to be rude, I had to practice.

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I remember when asking someone if they were on X meant something completely different.

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If you ever have a crush on someone and want it to end, listen to a podcast they are on.

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I think something’s missing in my life… Like… 2-3 million dollars.

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I’m actually pretty attractive, if you don’t compare me to anyone, ever.

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It’s messed up how us humans have to obey all these laws while bears get to eat whoever they want.

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How many of y’all are “burn a CD” and “lime wire” old?

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My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.

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