41 Funny group quotes

Funny group quotes bring the laughter and vibes that only your squad can deliver 😂✨ Perfect for captions, chats, or just brightening everyone’s day, these gems capture the wild, weird, and wonderful moments shared with friends 🤪💬 Whether you’re celebrating inside jokes or epic fails, get ready to crack up and bond over the funniest truths about friendship! 🎉🗣️

If she forgives you, then 30 minutes later comes back mad again: that means she told her friends in her group chat, and the board of directors did not agree.

Commentary:
Sounds like the board had an emergency meeting and voted unanimously for more drama! 😂👩‍⚖️📱🎭

I wonder if my guardian angel and my future husband’s guardian angel are in a group chat trying to coordinate.

Commentary:
Are these angels typing or just leaving me on read? 😂✨💌

Welcome to college, where every single person is smarter than you, except for the three people in your group project.

Commentary:
Sounds like the group project is more about survival than success! 🤓📚💡

Me and my boys are broke, so we take turns taking pictures of one iced matcha.

Commentary:
Squad goals: sharing an iced matcha like a true caffeine commune! 🍵📸😂

Every group chat has that one person who never replies, and it’s me.

Commentary:
When you're in the group chat just for the background noise 🎻😂📴

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You ever meet an all-male friend group that is less a group of friends than it is “one guy and his henchmen”?

Commentary:
Sounds like a superhero movie where the hero forgot to show up! 😂👊🦸‍♂️

Every squad has that person who has to go home early.

Commentary:
When the group chat says "party till dawn," but your inner grandma insists on bedtime by 9 PM 😴🛌✨

Aliens probably have group chats called Don’t Stop on Earth.

Commentary:
Looks like we're the pit stop nobody asked for 🚀👽😅

Death doesn’t scare me, but a group of dogs fighting while I’m walking alone on the street does.

Commentary:
Paws before you scare! 😅🐶🚶‍♂️🛑

The collective noun for a group of reply guys is an audacity.

Commentary:
An audacity of reply guys: where every comment is a standing ovation to their own opinion 😂🙌