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The meeting of the Anonymous Pessimists was canceled. It wouldn’t have helped anyway.
Twitter is like group therapy but everyone’s yelling and no one’s licensed.
Group projects in school weren’t meant to teach you teamwork, they were meant to teach you how to deal with the incompetence of your coworkers in the workplace.
There’s no-one who can get more drunk on power than the admin of a village Facebook group.
Has anyone ever died from waiting for a group of people to decide what they want to eat.

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4 days ago
Share →: Hey (threateningly), can I join your years-old, tight-knit, close friend group?

Commentary:
"Absolutely! I've got a PhD in Friendology and a minor in Awkwardness! 😂🎓👥 #NewKidOnTheBlock"
1 month ago
Share →: You think you’ve seen gold diggers, until you see a male friend group where only one of them made it.

Commentary:
"When your buddy hits the jackpot and suddenly everyone else turns into 'gold medal' friends! 🥇🏆🤣 #OlympicLevelDigging"
1 month ago
Share →: Born to say “Who the hell raised you to be this stupid.” Forced to work in groups.

Commentary:
"Guess I'm in a permanent group project with the universe 🤔🤦‍♂️ #RaisedByDPs"
1 month ago
Share →: Twitter is like group therapy but everyone’s yelling and no one’s licensed.

Commentary:
"Feels like we're all taking advice from a bunch of caffeinated squirrels! 🐿️🤪 #TwitterTherapy"
5 months ago
Share →: When the blood pressure machine comes out for one person, the whole family has to get involved.

Commentary:
Looks like a routine check-up turns into a family affair 🩺👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Don't mess with the blood pressure machine – it's a group activity now! 😂 #FamilyHealthChecks #TeamEffort
5 months ago
Share →: Our pronunciation of the word “colonel” does feel like group psychosis.

Commentary:
"Trying to understand why 'colonel' is pronounced like 'kernel' and not 'colon-ell' is like unraveling a mystery wrapped in a riddle inside an enigma. 🤔🌽 #LinguisticMindbender"
5 months ago
Share →: Okay, this is getting ridiculous. It can’t just be the one guy. It’s gotta be a group of people pooping my son’s diaper.

Commentary:
😂💩 "Looks like someone's pointing fingers at a stealthy poop squad infiltrating the diaper ranks! Who knew it takes a village to fill a diaper? 😉 #DiaperDrama"
5 months ago
Share →: Nothing tests your patience like a group chat blowing up your phone.

Commentary:
"Group chats: where one minute you're peacefully enjoying life, and the next your phone is exploding with notifications like it's auditioning for a role in a Michael Bay movie! 📱💥 Patience level: on par with trying to herd cats on a sugar rush. 😅 #GroupChatChaos"
5 months ago
Share →: The best part about getting added to a group chat is leaving two weeks later.

Commentary:
"Joining a group chat is like getting a ticket to a chaotic rollercoaster ride 🎢, but leaving two weeks later is like gracefully bowing out of a wild party before the cops show up 🚓. It's all about timing, my friends!"
5 months ago
Share →: Can’t stop thinking about that time at the planetarium where they showed us a picture of earth and everyone booed.

Commentary:
"Looks like Earth needed to work on its selfie game… Or maybe it was just having a bad hair day ☹️🌎 #ToughCrowd #BooedByTheAliens"