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Someone from 🇰ðŸ‡ē has shared:

Dear unsuccessful applicant, we ultimately decided to split the role between existing staff without paying any of them extra.

Someone from ðŸ‡ģðŸ‡ŋ has copied:

Graduation advice: Stay cool. Don’t be a fool. Avoid being a tool.

Someone from ðŸ‡Ļ🇎 has viewed:

If I like you I keep you close, if not I keep you at a distance so I can mime squishing your head between my thumb and forefinger.

Someone from ðŸ‡ģðŸ‡ą has copied:

Sorry for being so cringey and awkward. It will definitely happen again.

Someone from 🇧🇊 has downloaded:

Welcome to your 40’s: See that kid dressed up like a cop? He is a cop.

Someone from 🇧ðŸ‡ģ has bookmarked:

Time needs a speed limit.

Someone from ðŸ‡ŪðŸ‡ą has bookmarked:

Some people get it. Most people don’t.

Someone from ðŸ‡ģðŸ‡ą has shared:

Handyman to customer: If I had wanted you to watch me work, I would have become an actor.

Someone from 🇚ðŸ‡ū has copied:

I hate to brag, but I’ve been the biggest mistake of numerous people’s lives.

Someone from ðŸ‡đðŸ‡ē has shared:

If I met someone like me, I’d be really concerned for them.

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Making waves on Messenger:

Sorry I didn’t get you an anniversary card, babe, but you opted in to paperless affection on our third date.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Using Indeed feels like being an ugly guy on a dating app.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I love when my cat sighs at me, like what’s got you stressed out my little freeloading homicidal maniac!?

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Don’t flirt with me. I’ll show up at your house and start eating all your snacks.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Sometimes a lover girl, sometimes a dinosaur.

Spotted on Instagram:

I’m not deleting my Twitter, I was here before Elon.

Shared recently on Slack:

Is it just me or does everything cost like we’re shopping in an airport now?

Just landed via Telegram:

Before sleeping, most people will imagine stuff they want to happen. Like sleeping.

Just shared via TikTok:

I think I look pretty okay for my age. It’s just when I hold menus two feet from my face that I know the ruse is up.

Making waves on Reddit:

The sandwich I made for lunch didn’t even make it until 10am.

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Someone from ðŸ‡ļðŸ‡Ķ has copied:

Accidentally said I was on a diet instead of in a calorie deficit, and now everyone knows I’m from the 1900s.

Someone from ðŸ‡ŪðŸ‡ą has viewed:

Adults should not be twins. Being twins is for children.

Someone from ðŸ‡ģ🇷 has viewed:

My neighbor is having some kind of party and didn’t invite me. I guess I have to call the cops again.

Someone from 🇊ðŸ‡ļ has copied:

I’m the Usain Bolt of running late.

Someone from 🇊ðŸ‡Ļ has downloaded:

Okay, seen enough, someone put a blanket over my cage.

Someone from ðŸ‡ŧðŸ‡Ļ has copied:

I’ve never found a “Remember Me” checkbox that works. Nothing remembers me.

Someone from 🇎ðŸ‡ķ has downloaded:

Loving her was my second biggest mistake. Not buying Bitcoins in 2010 still remains the first.

Someone from ðŸ‡īðŸ‡ē has downloaded:

A hammock is a terrible place to receive bad news.

Someone from 🇧ðŸ‡ļ has bookmarked:

If you’re looking for a quiet place to talk to yourself, my DMs are open.

Someone from ðŸ‡Ķ🇷 has bookmarked:

Relationships: Because sometimes destroying your life is a two person job.

Social Media Log ðŸ’Ŧ

Live now on Facebook:

If you’re a squatter, every day is leg day.

Spotted on Snapchat:

I don’t think human beings were built to know everything going on in the world all the time.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Every man’s biggest fear is trying a new barber.

Spotted on Discord:

Sorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here.

Reported on YouTube:

Solitude never hits you with unsolicited opinions.

Going viral on Facebook:

If I were a billionaire, I wouldn’t build rockets to escape to Mars. I would build rockets to make everyone else leave Earth.

Going viral on Reddit:

I didn’t really mind the voices in my head until one of them started their own podcast.

Shared recently on Discord:

All billionaires must submit a list of five things they did for society in the last week or their wealth shall be confiscated.

Spotted on Messenger:

Silence is golden. But duct tape is silver.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I believe in annoyed at first sight.

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