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Someone from 🇪🇪 has downloaded:

Smoking weed and watching music videos as the hangout is a lost art.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has copied:

Where does everyone go to get kisses? I haven’t figured this out yet.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

If the USA is so great, why did someone make the USB?

Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

When I learned the word “literally,” that was the beginning of the end.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has downloaded:

Zelda was easier as a kid because if you hit a hard puzzle, you could just wait a few days for more brain matter to come in, but now it’s the opposite.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has shared:

I’ll never be badass enough to walk around chewing on a toothpick.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has downloaded:

Love low-hanging fruit. Easiest kind to obtain, in my opinion.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has bookmarked:

Why will Satan torture people in hell for disobeying the same God he disobeyed?

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

Do you ever wake up in the morning and you’re just like… no.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has downloaded:

If you ever get a chance to date a cute person for one day, where will you take me?

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I lost my composure in 1992. I haven’t seen it since.

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If you talk about astrology, and no one stops you, it means you must be incredibly pretty.

Shared recently on Discord:

On the one hand, I’d love to look sexy in a bikini. On the other hand, there’s cake.

Trending via Facebook:

The dead bodies on Mt. Everest remind me that it’s perfectly fine to stay home and be lazy.

Just landed via TikTok:

I wish rage burned calories. I would be so skinny.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Saying “This reminds me of my early work,” as I walk past a Rothko.

Spotted on YouTube:

I can relate to God because it also takes me a full week to finish something that still kind of sucks.

Breaking via Discord:

Dearest, I beg of you, sleep properly and go for walks.

Just landed via Slack:

If a woman watches a TV show alone, who answers all of her questions?

Broadcasted on Discord:

Every citizen over 18 should be eligible to be drafted into the Postal Service.

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93 shares on Facebook this month:

It’s always a huge relief when I’m reading a list of symptoms of a deadly disease, and it says unexplained weight loss.

100 shares on Discord this month:

Welcome to your 40s. Your eyes are now like a camera someone doesn’t know how to focus.

81 shares on WeChat this month:

A man rejecting my advances can’t hurt me. I have a dog who leaves the bed every time I climb in.

100 shares on Messenger this month:

Shoutout to coughing on the bus. Haven’t tried it myself but seems really popular.

42 shares on Telegram this month:

It’s like 10,000 steps when all you need is a nap.

85 shares on WeChat this month:

I did vote once but only because I thought the line was to a buffet.

25 shares on WeChat this month:

You’d seriously think I was wanted for murder by the way I react when someone knocks on the door.

10 shares on YouTube this month:

There is no physiological reason to yell when you sneeze. People who do that are simply weak and rude.

87 shares on Telegram this month:

Ten million people accused me of exaggerating today.

78 shares on Slack this month:

When I learned the word “literally,” that was the beginning of the end.

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I fall in love with a song and play it until I absolutely don’t wanna hear it no more.

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Until I open the wrapper and look inside it’s Schrödinger’s Kit Kat.

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What a time to be alive, it’s like the collapse of Rome, but with memes.

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Look, a three-day weekend is all I ask. The rest can be four-day weekends.

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I wish people had mute buttons in real life.

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I love that retail therapy works on me. I am so much happier and at peace when I’m buying things for myself.

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“I’m tired of being forced to eat microplastics. I’m ready for big plastics now.”

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My favorite part of the Bible is where God says, put a cross emoji in your bio and cheer on the dehumanization of minorities.

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I will marry a tall, masculine, lovey-dovey man who can’t breathe when I ignore his existence.

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Winter. You get up, drink coffee and then it gets dark.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇺 has shared:

Sometimes, after I’ve completed a task that wasn’t on my to-do list, I’ll add it and then cross it off for the free dopamine boost.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has shared:

There’s never a good place to clip your toenails at the library.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has downloaded:

God, I was so happy when I was 18. I wasn’t at the time, but in retrospect I was.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has bookmarked:

I love diss tracks because it’s basically two dudes going, “grr, we hate each other so much we’re going to take turns writing increasingly personalized poetry!”

Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

Did you ever stop to ask how Mercury feels about being in retrograde? No, because you only think about yourself.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has copied:

Oh, that gap on my resume is from when I was the architect of my own hell.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has shared:

I now have Taylor Swift as my alarm. Now I always wake up five minutes earlier so I don’t have to listen to it.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has shared:

Putting my Christmas tree up today. Big day for my cats.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has shared:

Car insurance should give you back money at the end of the year for having no accidents.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has downloaded:

I avoid drama by being unpopular.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on TikTok:

Not smiling until Friday; nothing is funny this week.

Shared recently on Facebook:

I do my best to kill everyone with kindness, but they don’t seem to be dying.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

UNO is based on luck unless I win, then it’s based on strategy, and I’m a genius.

Spreading quickly via X:

Drive as I say, not as I drive.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Slipping into something a little more comfortable (psychosis).

Spotted on Snapchat:

Sometimes I want to go back in time and punch myself in the face.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

A good audiobook will have you inventing chores to do.

Just landed via Discord:

If I had 50¢ for every math test I’ve failed, I’d have $7.20.

Making waves on Telegram:

“Ooh, you’ve caught the sun.” Translation: You look like you’ve been swimming in a volcano.

Just landed via Instagram:

I bet this email finds you silently screaming on the inside.

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