43 Funny group quotes

• Sorry, babe, can’t right now. The group chat is active, and I’m trying to get my joke in before they change topics.

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  2 weeks ago

  active, babe, before, change, chat, conversation, group, group chat, humor, joke, media, relationship, right, social, social media, sorry, texting, timing, trying

• Having long hair as a guy is so scary because some days I look like the charming lead of a classic film from the 80s, and other days I look like a Discord mod that runs his Magic: The Gathering group like the Navy.

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  3 weeks ago

  80s, 80s film, appearance, charming, charming lead, classic, days, discord, Discord mod, film, gathering, group, guy, hair, having, i, lead, long hair, magic, Magic: The Gathering, mod, Navy, runs, scary

• If she forgives you, then 30 minutes later comes back mad again: that means she told her friends in her group chat, and the board of directors did not agree.

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  2 months ago

  30, again, agree, anger, back, board, board of directors, chat, communication, conflict, conflict resolution, directors, forgiveness, friends, group, group chat, humor, later, mad, means, minutes, relationship, resolution, told

• I wonder if my guardian angel and my future husband’s guardian angel are in a group chat trying to coordinate.

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  2 months ago

  angel, chat, coordination, fate, future, future husband, group, group chat, guardian, guardian angel, humor, husband, i, love, relationship, trying, wonder

• Welcome to college, where every single person is smarter than you, except for the three people in your group project.

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  2 months ago

  college, every, except, group, group project, humor, people, person, project, sarcasm, single, smart, smarter, student, teamwork, three, welcome, where

• Me and my boys are broke, so we take turns taking pictures of one iced matcha.

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  2 months ago

  activity, boys, broke, budget-friendly, friendship, group, group activity, humor, iced, iced matcha, matcha, me, photography, pictures, take, taking

• Every group chat has that one person who never replies, and it’s me.

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  2 months ago

  chat, communication, every, group, group chat, humor, introvert, me, media, messaging, never, participant, person, self-deprecating, silent, silent participant, social, social media, texting

• You ever meet an all-male friend group that is less a group of friends than it is “one guy and his henchmen”?

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  2 months ago

  dynamics, ever, friend, friends, friendship, friendship dynamics, group, guy, henchman, humor, less, male, male friend group, meet

• Every squad has that person who has to go home early.

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  2 months ago

  early, every, friend, going, going home, group, home, leaving, leaving early, party, person, social, social group, squad

• Aliens probably have group chats called Don’t Stop on Earth.

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  2 months ago

  alien, aliens, chat, communication, Earth, extraterrestrial, group, group chat, humor, joke, stop

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