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19 Funny group quotes

When the blood pressure machine comes out for one person, the whole family has to get involved.

3 months ago

Our pronunciation of the word “colonel” does feel like group psychosis.

3 months ago

Okay, this is getting ridiculous. It can’t just be the one guy. It’s gotta be a group of people pooping my son’s diaper.

3 months ago

Nothing tests your patience like a group chat blowing up your phone.

3 months ago

The best part about getting added to a group chat is leaving two weeks later.

3 months ago

Can’t stop thinking about that time at the planetarium where they showed us a picture of earth and everyone booed.

3 months ago

‘You’re going to die alone!’ Okay, when did dying become a group project?

3 months ago

A large group of people is called an “eww, no thank you”

3 months ago

There’s no-one who can get more drunk on power than the admin of a village Facebook group.

3 months ago

“I thought it might be nice to go around the room and have everyone introduce themselves, including a fun fact.” You thought wrong.

3 months ago

Stereotypes are like mass graves. They’re both offensive ways to lump groups of people together.

3 months ago

Group projects in school weren’t meant to teach you teamwork, they were meant to teach you how to deal with the incompetence of your coworkers in the workplace.

3 months ago

My therapist says he can’t take any more of my talk and that I should join a group. So, here I am.

3 months ago

The meeting of the Anonymous Pessimists was canceled. It wouldn’t have helped anyway.

3 months ago

Has anyone ever died from waiting for a group of people to decide what they want to eat.

3 months ago

Things I hate about group work: The group.

3 months ago

The collective noun for a group of narcissists should be an ‘egosystem’.

3 months ago

Hike in groups. Bears like to have options.

3 months ago

Dogs are man’s best friend because a dog would never blindside you with a group chat.

3 months ago