Funny quotes happiness

59 Funny happiness quotes

God, I was so happy when I was 18. I wasn’t at the time, but in retrospect I was.

1 week ago

The secret to being able to buy whatever you want is not wanting much.

2 weeks ago

My fridge has brought more light into my life than most people.

4 weeks ago

I am losing touch with reality and I couldn’t be happier.

1 month ago

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city.

1 month ago

Smile like a monkey with a new banana.

1 month ago

The key to happiness: 1/ order a pizza. 2/ eat that pizza. 3/ repeat!

1 month ago

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.

1 month ago

Money can’t buy happiness, until you’re on vacation and then you realize it definitely can.

1 month ago

I’m a simple person. All I need in life to be happy is to have everything go my way and work out how I want it to.

1 month ago

I’m glad laughter is the best medicine because my insurance sucks.

2 months ago

People will make you sad but cheese will always make you happy. The choice is simple.

2 months ago

Sometimes uncontrollable laughter is all you need to get the millions of thoughts out of your head.

2 months ago

Two of the best things in life are laughing and orgasms. I want to make you do both a lot.

2 months ago

Nothing has improved the quality of my life more than living beyond my means.

3 months ago

The PhD student is someone who foregoes their current happiness in order to forego future happiness.

3 months ago

I’m starting to think that the secret to having a happy life is avoiding people.

3 months ago

Being silly is very important for my mental health.

3 months ago

You know what brought my home value up? Not having an angry man in it.

3 months ago

One of the great joys in this life is looking at your pet’s weird little teeth.

3 months ago