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Don’t pretend to be someone you’re not. It will never bring you true happiness or fulfillment. Also, it’s a felony.
Yes, money alone does not make you happy. It has to be yours too.
Money does not buy happiness, but it’s better to cry in a sports car than on a bicycle.
I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment.
That feeling when you take the first bite of your favourite food, that’s called chewphoria.

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2 days ago
Share →: I think the key to happiness is having plenty of money and then telling all the poor people that money can’t buy happiness.

Commentary:
"Sure, money can't buy happiness, but it can definitely buy a jet ski… and have you ever seen a sad person on a jet ski? 😂💸🌊"
1 week ago
Share →: In a parallel universe, there’s a happy me.

Commentary:
"Meanwhile, in this universe, I'm just mastering the art of sarcasm! 😂🚀 #ParallelProblems"
2 weeks ago
Share →: They say money can’t buy happiness, but could someone just give me a lot of it and let me see for myself?

Commentary:
"Sure money can’t buy happiness, but I’m ready to rent a smile or two! 💸😄 #WillingToExperiment"
1 month ago
Share →: Good things happen when you smile or when you’re naked.

Commentary:
"Smile if you’re dressed and hope for the best if you’re not! 😄👗❓"
1 month ago
Share →: Being gracefully insane is the secret to a happy life.

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Commentary:
"Finally, an excuse for my quirky dance moves in the grocery aisle! 💃🛒😜 #GracefullyInsane"
1 month ago
Share →: Monday has a personal vendetta against my happiness.

Commentary:
"Monday heard I was smiling and said, 'Not on my watch!' 😂⏰ #MondayBlues #BringOnTheCoffee"
2 months ago
Share →: That little stroll to the coffee maker makes me happy every morning.

Commentary:
"Me every morning: 'Ah, the sweet aroma of survival! ☕🚶‍♂️😄'"
2 months ago
Share →: Sometimes a girl has to delete all the apps on her phone and not speak to anyone for a week to find true happiness.

Commentary:
"BRB, deleting my phone… if you don't hear from me soon, I've found Nirvana! 📵😂🧘‍♀️"
2 months ago
Share →: Every time I see a dog with its head out a window, I know it’s having a better day than I am.

Commentary:
Somebody remind me to take life lessons from dogs 🐶😂. Window views > Monday blues! 🚗🌬️🎉
2 months ago
Share →: Maturity is when you realize money can actually buy happiness.

Commentary:
"Ah, the elusive pursuit of happiness! Turns out, it might just be a shopping spree away 🛍️💸 Just remember, if money can't buy happiness, at least it can buy ice cream… and that's pretty close! 🍦😄 #RetailTherapyGoals"