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94 Funny happiness quotes

Funny happiness quotes 🌟 are the perfect way to add a sprinkle of joy and a dash of laughter πŸ˜‚ to your day! Whether you’re feeling blue or just need a giggle, these witty words of wisdom will tickle your funny bone and lift your spirits β˜€οΈ. They’re like a pocketful of sunshine for your soul, ready to brighten even the dullest of moments. Dive into this playful world of humor and happiness, and let the good vibes roll! πŸŽ‰

When old people say, “Long as you happy,” that means you’re pretty dumb.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

Stress in private, complain on Twitter, happy in public.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

If you’re happy and you know it, you’re clearly not paying enough attention.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

The best thing about dogs is you can act like something really good just happened, and they’ll instantly start celebrating too. They have no idea what the context is; they’re just always ready to party, no matter what.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Happiness is an inside job.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Everybody looks sexier when they are happy.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

What’s a beginner hobby for someone just getting into being happy?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Girls are happier when their dress has pockets, it’s science.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness, clearly never paid for a divorce.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Nobody has ever been given a cheeseburger and been upset about it.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

My five-year plan is to get back my whimsy, joy, childlike wonder.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I have never seen a sad person sliding down a water slide.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

God, I wish I had enough money to discover it doesn’t make me happy.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

It’s easy to keep me happy: feed me sunshine in summer β€” and keep me warm in winter.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Sure, money can’t buy happiness, but it can definitely buy a jet ski… and have you ever seen a sad person on a jet ski?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Sorry, I’m late. I got caught up at home being happy.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

God, I wish I had enough money to discover it doesn’t make me happy.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I get unreasonably happy when a YouTube video has subtitles that aren’t auto-generated.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

“You look happy.” Thanks, I stopped dating.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

People who listen to their sad playlist when they’re happy are a different breed of unstable.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

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