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Fun fact: Malcolm X was not his birth name. He was originally Malcolm Twitter.

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I wonder how many different vegetables they exploded before they discovered popcorn.

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Starting the second half of your sandwich is like “hell yeah, baby, let’s run it back!”

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My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

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If you’re not happy single you won’t be happy married. Happiness comes from eating food, not from relationships.

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If I say goodnight and an hour later you see me online, it’s not that I lied; it’s just that I failed.

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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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Someone yelled “hey, retard!” and I looked back.

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I actually think my version of the lyrics makes more sense.

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Later is the best time to do anything.

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Telling my guitar to “stay tuned”.

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Socks teach us that being made for each other does not mean being together.

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All the things I like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.

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“You never text back.” No, I be reading texts from the notification bar, then forget to text back.

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Sex is like my hair. I didn’t have any yesterday. I didn’t have any today. And unless something drastically changes, I won’t have any tomorrow.

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If you’re dating an alpha female, you need to know that they need to be babied at night, or else they will turn into a dragon.

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I only went to medical school to figure out where your arms are supposed to go when you sleep and they didn’t even teach us that.

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Me and my boys are broke, so we take turns taking pictures of one iced matcha.

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Carrots are a great thing to eat when you’re hungry, and want to stay that way.

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Best tips for saving money: lay down and don’t move.

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Christmas decor isn’t meant to be sleek and minimalist, it is supposed to look like joy threw up in your house.

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Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.

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My mom: sure use any towel. Also my mom: not that one.

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Welcome to your 40s: it’s Saturday night so you know what that means, absolutely nothing, go to bed.

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It takes only one person in this world to make you smile. It’s called a plastic surgeon.

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I appreciate the people that interact with me and I really appreciate the ones that don’t.

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Changing your mind is an underrated activity.

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My signature move is forgetting someone’s name 2 seconds after they tell me.

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Every house has a smell that only the people living in it don’t smell.

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I am a person who wants to get a lot done, trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep in and take naps at times.

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I don’t hate you, I just don’t want to see you alive.

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Hey! (with the intention of going back to sleep)

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Nice tots you got there. Be a shame if someone tatered em.

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Every time a Taco Bell rings, an angel gets diarrhea.

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I try to find the good in every situation. Wait, no – that was a typo. Food. I try to find the food in every situation.

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I’ve got the longest to-do list for today, just need to figure out who is going to do it.

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They should invent a weekend that goes by slowly.

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“Cut my life into pieces” screamed the earthworm and threw itself in front of my spade.

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I think I’m closer to retirement than to a relationship.

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No wine. No peace. Know wine. Know peace.

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