If you watch soccer backwards, it’s about 11 sad and 11 happy men who nag each other until they get along eventually. Posted on1 hour ago
No matter what’s going on in your life, there’s some form of potato that can make it better. Posted on6 hours ago
I’m clumsy but there are upsides. For example, if I finish my chips and I’m sad there’s no more chips, I look in my lap and I always find chips. Posted on9 hours ago
If you’re not happy single you won’t be happy married. Happiness comes from eating food, not from relationships. Posted on13 hours ago
That feeling when you take the first bite of your favourite food, that’s called chewphoria. Posted on15 hours ago
My life would be pointless without cheese. Or as the famous song goes: “Ain’t no sunshine when cheese gone!” Posted on18 hours ago
Happiness is when you really have nothing to do with people you want absolutely nothing to do with. Posted on23 hours ago
If you’ve never had a cheeseburger change your mood, you’ve never had a cheeseburger. Posted on2 days ago
Money does not buy happiness, but it’s better to cry in a sports car than on a bicycle. Posted on2 days ago
That awesome moment when you open the fridge and the first thing you see is the thing you wanted to eat. Posted on2 days ago
Them: Money doesn’t bring happiness. Me: Pass the money over here, I like to be sad. Posted on3 days ago
I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment. Posted on3 days ago
When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. Posted on4 days ago
People will make you sad but cheese will always make you happy. The choice is simple. Posted on5 days ago5 days ago