66 Funny happiness quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  View →: Good things happen when you smile or when you’re naked.
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  2 weeks ago

  View →: Being gracefully insane is the secret to a happy life.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Monday has a personal vendetta against my happiness.
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  1 month ago

  View →: That little stroll to the coffee maker makes me happy every morning.
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  1 month ago

  View →: Sometimes a girl has to delete all the apps on her phone and not speak to anyone for a week to find true happiness.
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  1 month ago

  View →: Every time I see a dog with its head out a window, I know it’s having a better day than I am.
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  1 month ago

  View →: Maturity is when you realize money can actually buy happiness.
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  2 months ago

  View →: God, I was so happy when I was 18. I wasn’t at the time, but in retrospect I was.
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  2 months ago

  View →: The secret to being able to buy whatever you want is not wanting much.
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  2 months ago

  View →: My fridge has brought more light into my life than most people.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I am losing touch with reality and I couldn’t be happier.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Smile like a monkey with a new banana.
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  3 months ago

  View →: The key to happiness: 1/ order a pizza. 2/ eat that pizza. 3/ repeat!
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  3 months ago

  View →: One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Money can’t buy happiness, until you’re on vacation and then you realize it definitely can.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I’m a simple person. All I need in life to be happy is to have everything go my way and work out how I want it to.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I’m glad laughter is the best medicine because my insurance sucks.
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  3 months ago

  View →: People will make you sad but cheese will always make you happy. The choice is simple.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Sometimes uncontrollable laughter is all you need to get the millions of thoughts out of your head.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Two of the best things in life are laughing and orgasms. I want to make you do both a lot.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Nothing has improved the quality of my life more than living beyond my means.
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  4 months ago

  View →: The PhD student is someone who foregoes their current happiness in order to forego future happiness.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I’m starting to think that the secret to having a happy life is avoiding people.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Being silly is very important for my mental health.
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  4 months ago

  View →: You know what brought my home value up? Not having an angry man in it.
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  4 months ago

  View →: One of the great joys in this life is looking at your pet’s weird little teeth.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I was really happy about it being Friday until I realized it was only Wednesday.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Giving every single movie I watch a five star review because it’s just such a joy to be alive.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I’m so thankful I live on the planet that has pizza.

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