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The first time I saw a kiwi I thought it’s a potato with fur.

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Way too many low IQ conspiracy theories floating around. Give me high IQ conspiracy theories.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has copied:

I’ve been on Facebook for so long, I remember when it all used to be farmland.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has copied:

Due to inflation and tariffs, my love now costs a thing.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has shared:

The only thing I gained so far this year is weight.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has downloaded:

Twitter is like group therapy but everyone’s yelling and no one’s licensed.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

Let’s drink some whiskey and say too much.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has viewed:

Sorry, I can’t come. I’m still recovering from the last time I went out.

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Sleeping in in winter is really great, you still have about an hour of daylight left before it gets dark again.

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Not much is worse than that feeling of going back to work after a lunch, or a vacation, or just going to work in general.

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If you’re in first class on a flight, sometimes they upgrade you to captain.

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The Pope is the only employee who never gets to see his boss. Not even at the Christmas party.

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It’s legally required that you lose a frisbee onto the roof within one week of purchase.

Reported on Messenger:

I’m going to need to rewatch Idiocracy to see what happens next.

Just landed via Reddit:

Every day, a new coworker asks if you’ve used ChatGPT, and the conversation doesn’t end if you say “No.”

Going viral on Discord:

Cholesterol has a special place in my heart.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, then you love a boomerang.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Grocery stores should have baskets in the middle of the store for those “I really overestimated how much I can carry” moments.

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Group projects in school weren’t meant to teach you teamwork, they were meant to teach you how to deal with the incompetence of your coworkers in the workplace.

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I like my messages, how I like my nuts – MIXED.

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Share →: The haters said I couldn’t do it. And the haters? They were right. They were correct. They even nailed the small details, frankly it’s amazing.

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Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

Remember you are dust and, after you send this email, to dust you shall return.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

Why would anyone ever jump OUT of a cake?

Someone from 🇹🇿 has downloaded:

Babies first steal your glasses and then bite your nose. I don’t know where they get their reputation.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has shared:

My boss doesn’t want dogs in the office. But he didn’t say anything about alpacas.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has downloaded:

You are only young once. After that you have to think up some other excuse.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has viewed:

Getting excited to go to bed is a different level of adulting.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

I’m not asking for a lot, I just want someone down to earth that’s gonna touch me all over like my shower curtain does.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has downloaded:

“Delusional” ain’t a strong enough word to describe people anymore.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has bookmarked:

Can we not just call it Zealand now?

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On the whole, people are getting smarter. I remember when they had to put “The End” on the screen, so people would know the movie was over.

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Just landed via WhatsApp:

Stop asking me if I’m tired. Can’t I just be ugly?

Seen just now on Slack:

I’ve never been married, but I tell people I’m divorced so they won’t think something is wrong with me.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Don’t worry. Artificial intelligence will never replace actual ignorance.

Just shared via TikTok:

Mario Kart turned out to be the best training for winter driving.

Reported on LinkedIn:

Messages are way funnier when you know how the person talks.

Live now on Instagram:

Maybe your dog is barking at my luggage because he doesn’t enjoy his job, officer.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Do I work hard? No. But do I work smart to compensate. Absolutely not.

Just shared via Discord:

Pomegranates are worth the mess.

Trending via Slack:

Biggest flex is when your friend’s mom uses you as a good example.

Going viral on Twitch:

I hate when people stare at me and don’t say anything. I mean, if you want an autograph or a picture just ask.

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