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Time to get off the internet, I’ve already had enough stupid for the week.

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My dad called my philosophy degree a “license for unemployment.”

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Guns N’ Roses: “Welcome to the jungle!” The jungle: “No more humans, please!”

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All pants are tear away pants if you’re strong enough.

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I’m so bored, I’m gonna join a poly-relationship and stage a coup and kick the main one out.

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Monday? But, I wasn’t even finished with Saturday yet.

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My plans for today? Same as always, drink coffee and be sexy.

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As long as you don’t ever give them your real name, they can’t accuse you of not keeping the mystery alive in your relationship.

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Can’t. Calling out some bullshitters on some bullshit.

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The worst part of my grandfather’s dementia was slowly watching him forget about Dre.

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Making waves on Facebook:

I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

For whom the Fetty Waps.

Breaking via Threads:

Me, one week before the new year: Not to brag, but I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of the year.

Breaking via Twitch:

I have re-entered the Band of Brothers rewatch stage of male depression.

Trending via Reddit:

The elderberry is the wisest and most knowledgeable of all the berries.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Tried online dating, and it turns out my soulmate is a Nigerian prince who needs my bank details to escape his kingdom.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

Adulthood is just always being tired and wondering how you hurt your back.

Seen just now on Twitch:

The Titanic is a great lesson of why “just the tip” can get you into a whole lot of trouble.

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Slowly descending into madness. Anyone want anything?

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Toddlers: the brutally honest roommates nobody asked for!

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34 shares on WeChat this month:

I see you liked my selfie, but what about my ideas?

50 shares on YouTube this month:

I need a weighted blanket that won’t let me get out of bed in the morning.

94 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Breaking up is fine, but logging me out of your Netflix is crazy.

15 shares on X this month:

God, I’m not trying to rush you for my soulmate; but could I get the tracking number?

85 shares on Slack this month:

Don’t check on your introverted friends this time of year. They’re probably turning their lights off and pretending they’re not home.

74 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Elect a clown, expect a circus.

76 shares on Facebook this month:

What we need is more companies making hot sauce. I need 900 more ways to taste a thing that tastes exactly like all the other ones.

53 shares on Discord this month:

All my passwords are protected by short term memory loss.

82 shares on Threads this month:

I just borrowed some money from a cash app, now I’m about to uninstall it.

27 shares on Pinterest this month:

The next James Bond should be weird. Like he wears a train conductor’s hat and is afraid of balloons.

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The baddest women come into your life when you have 37 dollars left.

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Nike: Just Do It! Me: I don’t want to.

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The longest and most adventurous journeys begin with the words: “I know a shortcut.”

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Milking stools only have three legs, because the cow has the udder.

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Could a mosquito drink blood out of a cup or something or are they legally required to Capri Sun my legs all summer?

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Jesus died for your sins. If you don’t sin then he died for nothing!

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Why can’t more dumb people be shy?

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Mirror, mirror on the wall, why so many fingerprints?

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Zen and the Art of Empty Pockets.

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Tailgating me while I’m going 90 in a 45 is crazy. And those red and blue lights on top of your car look stupid, btw, lol.

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Fun fact: The confetti you’ll see in Times Square tonight was made from one CVS receipt.

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At my age, I see no good reason to act my age.

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Nobody will know you’re stoned if you’re always stoned.

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The answer is a cabin in the woods, by the way.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

Most venomous snakes just make “Tsssss”. But I know some that say “Hi”.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

This body is a temple; I suicide bomb every day.

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One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re searching “Thanksgiving recipes that won’t cause heartburn.”

Someone from 🇱🇰 has viewed:

If you think I’m rude, you should hear the voices in my head.

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Shouldn’t it have been called the ‘not answering machine’?

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That masculine urge to completely avoid relationships until you get your life together.

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Live now on Messenger:

People in NYC are like, let me know if you’re ever in NYC.

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All this suffering on earth because someone ate an apple once.

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Good morning to everyone except people who sit right next to you when there’s a whole room full of empty seats.

Just shared via Pinterest:

If you want people to have kind words when you pass, you should say kind words when you’re alive.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

I’ve mastered farting, and it be loud and quick, but the key is don’t make a face or look around, so people can’t pinpoint it to you. Just act natural.

Making waves on WeChat:

The second date is you watching me parallel park and trying not to have a stroke.

Going viral on TikTok:

Not right now. I’m manifesting.

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Job applications are so stupid. “What’s your desired salary?” Ten billion dollars. Next question.

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If you know karate, you shouldn’t have to pay for stuff.

Making waves on YouTube:

Bears and worms have almost nothing in common. But gummy bears and gummy worms? Very similar.

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