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On a scale of quack to quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack, what do you think of my duck-based numbering system?

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My one cat vomited her dinner and then the other cat went in and started eating it. And that, my friends, is what ChatGPT is to me.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

I finally became a butterfly, and everyone’s already asking what’s next.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has bookmarked:

It’s normal that my retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding buried treasure at some point, right?

Someone from 🇭🇷 has viewed:

When I’m president, I will add an additional hour between 6 and 7pm.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has viewed:

You have hopes and dreams. I have nopes and screams.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

Your future doctor is using ChatGPT to pass med school so you better start eating healthy.

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No thanks, social media influencers. I prefer making decisions the old-fashioned way: under the influence of alcohol.

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We’re living in increasingly unfergalicious times.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has shared:

My husband sure has a lot of opinions on which movie he’s gonna sleep through.

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Making waves on WhatsApp:

Yesterday I went to a fight and a baseball game broke out.

Making waves on Telegram:

Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Is ChatGPT my father-in-law because it keeps making stuff up and passing it off as fact?

Just shared via Reddit:

My therapist said cutting people off isn’t healthy. She’s next.

Spotted on Messenger:

Introverts be like “I know a place”, then go home.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Imagine applying for a job, then not picking up calls from random numbers.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Putting a blanket over my boss so he thinks it’s night time and goes to sleep.

Trending via WeChat:

People always love to claim that a celebrity’s death is “unexpected”, but they never actually release the data on which celebrities they expected to die that day.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Mad that so many renaissance artists were named after ninja turtles.

Making waves on Reddit:

At my age, I’m more frightened of a hip break than a heartbreak.

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Someone from 🇧🇾 has downloaded:

Hey, are you an aurora borealis or why am I waiting in vain for you to appear?

Someone from 🇰🇮 has bookmarked:

The streets are not for me. I belong in an enchanted forest, eating berries, and talking to my animal friends.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

Watching as gravity slowly unfriends you.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has bookmarked:

I’m going to die from jealousy one day.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

The spelling of “bourgeoisie” was intended as yet another means of oppression.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

Finally my winter fat has gone. I now have spring rolls.

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A camel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey, you can’t bring your own drinks in here!”

Someone from 🇹🇭 has copied:

Group projects in school weren’t meant to teach you teamwork, they were meant to teach you how to deal with the incompetence of your coworkers in the workplace.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

Me at a nightclub: Where are the chairs?

Someone from 🇹🇯 has bookmarked:

You were there at the beginning of the Internet if you’ve heard the following: “Get off the web, I need to make a call!”

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Seen just now on TikTok:

I’ve never seen a Cybertruck with anyone in the passenger seat.

Just landed via Slack:

If I was in Jaws, instead of wishing for a bigger boat, I probably would have just asked for a smaller shark.

Just shared via WeChat:

Everybody looks like a criminal on the self-checkout camera.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I’m not fat. I’m just easy to see.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

I am at my Thanksgiving table observing personality disorders that have not been identified yet.

Going viral on Pinterest:

To cut a long story short, I became a film editor.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Do I need to have seen the Tokyo Olympics in order to understand the Paris ones?

Live now on WhatsApp:

As a dad, you’re required to ask your neighbor “You gonna do mine next?” when you see them raking leaves.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I wanna be crazy rich. I’m already crazy, so I’m half way there.

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