Funny income quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I need like twelve incomes for this lifestyle I have in my head.

  Commentary:
  "When your champagne dreams are on a soda budget! 😅🥂💸 #ManifestingMultipleIncomes"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs therapy when there's a Benjamin facelift for the soul? 💸😂 #RetailTherapyNotIncluded"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Money enters like Beyoncé and exits like Britney.

  Commentary:
  "Guess my wallet's ready to hit 'Baby One More Time'! 💸👛😂"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Adulting is when you realize that all you need is a home, stable income and a peaceful partner.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, the ultimate quest for adulting perfection: Finding a home that doesn't break the bank, a stable income that actually stays stable, and a partner who doesn't fight over the TV remote 🏡💰💑. Who said being a grown-up was easy?"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: All income is disposable if you’re brave enough.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a budget when you have a heart full of courage and a wallet full of receipts? 💸💪 Live life on the wild side… of spending! 😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The only talent I have is spending more than I bring in.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the extraordinary talent of budgeting in reverse! Mastering the art of 'outgoing exceeds incoming' 💸💸 Well, they do say it's the thought that counts… or in this case, the spending! 😅 #FinancialGuru"

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