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I would rather walk barefoot across a carpet made out of Legos than go to my high school reunion.

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Mothers will invent chores just to be mad you’re not doing them too.

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The healthy food in my fridge should be grateful really. It survives much longer than everything else.

Someone from ðŸ‡ēðŸ‡ū has bookmarked:

I like my job, but if I had the opportunity to become a rich housewife, I would take it.

Someone from ðŸ‡ĻðŸ‡Ķ has viewed:

But are we sure that stomachs are meant to be flat?

Someone from ðŸ‡ļðŸ‡ē has bookmarked:

Be the reason why a count unleashes ancient horrors onto the world when he thinks of you.

Someone from ðŸ‡ĩðŸ‡ū has shared:

To get my cat to eat, I tell him about all the hungry cats in Catfrica.

Someone from ðŸ‡ĻðŸ‡Ķ has copied:

My favorite thing to do is nothing.

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I’ve been saying for years that cigs are better for you than vapes, and the vindication I feel now is just orgasmic.

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In my defense, they burned my grilled cheese sandwich.

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About to form my very first opinion.

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I support robot taxis. How else are robots supposed to get around?

Breaking via Reddit:

Just let your girlfriend be crazy, like who cares, bro.

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Diarrhea. Having it. Spelling it. Everything about it is shit.

Freshly posted on Discord:

The most embarrassing thing in the world is when you make a fool of yourself in front of a baby and it doesn’t laugh.

Spotted on Reddit:

If I could go back in time, I’d probably stop Bruce Willis from saving us from that asteroid.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

One day there will be condoms with Bluetooth that tell you whether you’re good in bed, how many calories you’ve burned and when the next train leaves.

Reported on X:

If there was a pill for procrastination… I’d probably take it tomorrow.

Just shared via Pinterest:

I don’t need all of these heat advisory warnings on my phone. I’ve been outside. I have skin. I know.

Making waves on Reddit:

And is this “year-end bonus” in the room with us right now?

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Someone from 🇚ðŸ‡ļ has copied:

I am single, please disturb me!

Someone from ðŸ‡ąðŸ‡ļ has viewed:

I’ve just turned off the news and put on a serial killer documentary to relax.

Someone from ðŸ‡ļðŸ‡Ū has viewed:

Sports bars exist. There should be bars for monitoring the situation.

Someone from ðŸ‡ģ🇎 has viewed:

I don’t want to exacerbate things. That would just make things worse.

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So we have actual fact checkers who know all the facts? Why not create a TV channel where they just give us the facts? We could call it the News.

Someone from ðŸ‡ģðŸ‡Ū has viewed:

My morning routine includes 20 minutes of staring at the ceiling thinking about how tired I am and debating if I really need to live today.

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I have this rare skin disease called perfect.

Someone from ðŸ‡ēðŸ‡ŋ has shared:

He was only called Mr. Pepper until he published his groundbreaking research on fizzics.

Someone from 🇷ðŸ‡ī has copied:

I might look like I have my life together, but that’s only because the mess is out of the camera frame.

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Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.

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Trying to spend less time on my phone so I can get back to something I’ve loved since childhood: watching TV.

Just shared via Discord:

If you’re in first class on a flight, sometimes they upgrade you to captain.

Spotted on WeChat:

Desperately searching the dating app settings for an option to turn down the difficulty level.

Spotted on Threads:

If you drink enough, any bar can be a karaoke bar.

Just landed via X:

I probably never die because I don’t finish anything without a specific deadline.

Just shared via Telegram:

That moment when a zombie out for brains walks past you.

Shared recently on TikTok:

No Botox. I need to furrow my brow when people say dumb things.

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I don’t have a welcome mat at my front door because I’m not a liar.

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Because of my looks, everyone only wants one thing from me, that I leave them alone.

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My wife’s resolution to yell at the kids less has just taken a very bad turn.

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