23 Funny inner quotes — Wordgag ツ

Accept the truth that a clean kitchen and finished laundry are just myths. Embrace the chaos and find your inner calm.

1 week ago1 week ago

Love it when my brain is like, “You forgot something,” and then refuses to elaborate.

2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

I love people who refuse to follow the crowd. The crowd is always lost, follow your inner compass.

1 month ago1 month ago

Someone should bite my inner thighs just to see what type of noises I make. For science.

1 month ago1 month ago

Channeling my inner pretzel to achieve expert-level bad posture.

2 months ago2 months ago

Channeling my inner forest ghost: hauntingly fabulous and slightly lost.

2 months ago2 months ago

People argue with me more in my head than they do in real life.

2 months ago2 months ago

Should be able to shazam the inner yearnings of my heart.

2 months ago2 months ago

I be having full arguments in my head, then walk around mad like someone actually said something to me.

2 months ago2 months ago

I feel like my greatest accomplishment today has been not saying what I’m thinking out loud.

2 months ago2 months ago

if you think i’m rude, you should hear the lil voice in my head.

2 months ago2 months ago

Even before the internet, I always had a little side chat going on in my head.

2 months ago2 months ago

“It’s all in your head.” Correct! Unfortunately, I am also in there.

3 months ago3 months ago

Damaged inside, but outside we keep it gangsta.

4 months ago4 months ago

Isn’t it weird we have a little voice in our head, like the one you’re using to read this?

4 months ago4 months ago

Ever feel like you’re adulting, but only on the outside? Inside, you’re just a kid hoping someone else will make dinner.

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Holding back your sarcastic replies takes a lot of inner strength.

Jan 28, 2025

When I see chocolate, I hear two voices inside me. One says: “Eat it!”. The other says: “Did you hear that? You’re supposed to eat it!”

Jan 26, 2025

Sometimes the voices in my head get bullied by the voices in my stomach.

Jan 24, 2025

There are two wolves inside me, but please no one tell my landlord.

Jan 23, 2025