32 Funny inner quotes

• Why do I have to take care of this idiot (me) every single day? Can’t she do anything on her own?

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• The inner child in me is open-mouth coughing on the inner child in you.

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• They should invent a brain that doesn’t whisper bad things to you.

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  1 week ago

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• The angel and devil on my shoulders are both completely fed up with me.

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  1 week ago

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• Inside you, there are two wolves. Kevin Costner is dancing with both of them. I don’t know how this works.

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• People argue with me more in my head than they do in real life.

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  1 week ago

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• Should be able to shazam the inner yearnings of my heart.

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  1 week ago

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• I be having full arguments in my head, then walk around mad like someone actually said something to me.

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  1 week ago

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• I feel like my greatest accomplishment today has been not saying what I’m thinking out loud.

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  1 week ago

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• Even before the internet, I always had a little side chat going on in my head.

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  1 week ago

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