Funny quotes inner

Funny inner quotes

Ever feel like you're adulting, but only on the outside? Inside, you're just a kid hoping someone else will make dinner.

Ever feel like you’re adulting, but only on the outside? Inside, you’re just a kid hoping someone else will make dinner.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Holding back your sarcastic replies takes a lot of inner strength.

Holding back your sarcastic replies takes a lot of inner strength.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

When I see chocolate, I hear two voices inside me. One says: "Eat it!". The other says: "Did you hear that? You're supposed to eat it!"

When I see chocolate, I hear two voices inside me. One says: “Eat it!”. The other says: “Did you hear that? You’re supposed to eat it!”

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Sometimes the voices in my head get bullied by the voices in my stomach.

Sometimes the voices in my head get bullied by the voices in my stomach.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

There are two wolves inside me, but please no one tell my landlord.

There are two wolves inside me, but please no one tell my landlord.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Standing on a scale and thinking: so much wisdom and inner beauty can't be light.

Standing on a scale and thinking: so much wisdom and inner beauty can’t be light.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Does everyone’s inner monologue have a laugh track?

Does everyone’s inner monologue have a laugh track?

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

My brain says "Let's do something exciting today" but my body says "Don't listen to that fool."

My brain says “Let’s do something exciting today” but my body says “Don’t listen to that fool.”

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025