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I told a joke during a Zoom meeting today. Nobody laughed. It turns out I’m not even remotely funny.

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Keep your friends close, but your smartphone closer.

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Spices were first brought to Western Europe in the Middle Ages. Some of them are still at the back of my cupboard.

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Not a religious man but I do say a short prayer whenever I open a gas station restroom door.

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They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water.

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I told my psychiatrist I’ve been hearing voices lately. He told me I don’t have a psychiatrist.

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Stop blaming everyone for your problems. Pick one person you really hate and blame them for everything.

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Women love deciding to never talk to you again, and actually do it.

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I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance: waiting for the bathroom.

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I love when my cat sighs at me, like what’s got you stressed out my little freeloading homicidal maniac!?

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My phone charger is lying in another room. HELP.

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I’m pretty sure my husband’s favorite sound is the oven range fan turning on when I start making dinner.

Making waves on Discord:

Ever since I was a little kid, I knew that I wanted to be late for work.

Just shared via YouTube:

How many of y’all are “burn a CD” and “lime wire” old?

Live now on TikTok:

All soups are gazpacho if you’re lazy enough.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Let’s see how long my Monday slump lasts this time. Last week it was until Friday.

Spreading quickly via X:

There’s a Marie Antoinette feeling in the air.

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So apparently if they ask “do you trust me?”, replying with “well, I trust you to be you” is the incorrect response.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I don’t see why walking is healthy. Zombies walk constantly and they look awful.

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Everyone’s gangsta until grandma grabs that wooden spoon.

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Funny inquiry quotes

Funny inquiry quotes 💭✨ spark curiosity with a twist of humor, turning everyday questions into moments of laughter 😂 and clever wit. Whether you’re pondering life’s big mysteries or just wondering why your socks disappear 🧦, these playful sayings bring a smile 😄 and a fresh perspective. Get ready to giggle 🤣 while exploring the art of asking questions in the most entertaining way!

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4 months ago
Share →: I don’t like being asked “are you at home?” Please expand further so I can know whether I’m at home or not.

Commentary:
“Ah, the age-old question – am I at home or simply stuck in a parallel universe that looks suspiciously like my living room? A philosophical inquiry indeed, worthy of further investigation involving deep contemplation and maybe a quick check for any lost socks under the couch.”
5 months ago
Share →: I’m going spiraling, do you need anything?

Commentary:
"Me: No thanks, I'm already dizzy from trying to keep up with my own life's chaos 🌀🤪 #LifeInASpiral"
6 months ago
Share →: “What’s wrong with you?” Right now or in general?

Commentary:
"If only I came with a user manual! 🤖 Right now, it's just a temporary glitch in the system. In general, it's a longstanding feature, not a bug! 🤷‍♂️😆"
6 months ago
Share →: If anyone has any experience with anything or knows anything about something, please let me know.

Commentary:
"Ah, the universal call for help – a modern-day SOS! 🆘 If you've got the inside scoop on anything under the sun, don't keep it to yourself! 🌞 Let's share the knowledge and make the world a slightly less perplexing place together! 🌍💬"
6 months ago
Share →: Does anyone know if it’s possible to buy the transcripts of audiobooks? Thanks!

Commentary:
Ah, the age-old mystery of trying to buy transcripts for audiobooks. 📜🎧 Maybe the real treasure was the words we transcribed along the way! 🤓💬 Who needs audio when you can read the novelization of the narrator's dramatic pauses? 😜📖 #TranscriptTreasureHunt

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Someone from 🇮🇶 has bookmarked:

I use a headshot from 2008 on my LinkedIn to prepare future employers for disappointment.

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First rule for the new year is to not dwell on what went wrong this year.

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Let’s build a fort with blankets and pillows, and just stay in it all day.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has bookmarked:

Nice tots you got there. Be a shame if someone tatered em.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has copied:

Do other people remember toasters with wings flying across our computer screens or was that a fever dream I just had?

Someone from 🇰🇬 has bookmarked:

It’s a myth that we only use 10% of our brain, but I definitely know people who use less than that.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has viewed:

I don’t need all of these heat advisory warnings on my phone. I’ve been outside. I have skin. I know.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

I’m so lazy that I get jealous when it’s bedtime in other countries.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has copied:

Flex on strangers by asking them if they remember you.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has bookmarked:

“You look tired”. No, I’m just ugly.

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Trending via WhatsApp:

Woke up and immediately broke my resolution to be less sexy this year.

Spotted on X:

Exorcist came by. Says house isn’t possessed, just incredibly poorly built.

Just shared via YouTube:

In the future, there will be grandmas who can’t bake but have tattoos on their backs.

Live now on Pinterest:

To avoid burnout at work, use the 30-30 rule: after 30 minutes of work, quit your job and disappear into the mountains for 30 years.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I was not prepared for my knees to sound like someone is breaking spaghetti noodles in half every time I go up the stairs.

Spotted on YouTube:

I can’t wait to see my older sister so she can point out I have more gray hair than she does.

Shared recently on Discord:

The lion does not concern himself at all. The lion is depressed.

Trending via Discord:

If you don’t buy any snacks, you’re proud for a moment and then incredibly sad.

Seen just now on WeChat:

How was the word “Wife” invented? They took the first two and last two letters of wildlife.

Just shared via Facebook:

Everyone thinks they will be the first person in history to maintain their dignity while posting online.

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