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Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

I hate to brag but I excel at my faults.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has viewed:

If we were subway rats, I’d share my pizza crust with you.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

For a guy with no reflection, Dracula’s eyeliner is always flawless.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has downloaded:

If you ever need me, call me any time, day or night, and I’ll return your call when I get around to it.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

I either text back right away or never, because I saw your text, replied in my head but forgot to actually type it.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has bookmarked:

American Feng Shui is when the grill doesn’t wobble.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has shared:

Every app is a dating app if you are creepy enough.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has downloaded:

Y’all ever withheld good news so that it remains untouched by negativity?

Someone from 🇨🇬 has viewed:

If I found E.T., I would’ve developed his jump shot.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has viewed:

I’m just here trying to spread a little joy while the world burns. Is that so wrong?

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Making waves on Facebook:

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s like 7 years in a row now.

Just shared via Threads:

Now if you’ll excuse me, today’s bad decisions aren’t going to make themselves.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

Where do I see myself in 5 years? Here, but fatter.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Staying weird for my own sanity.

Just shared via X:

I’m not good at quickly making up derogatory names on the fly, unless I’m driving.

Trending via Threads:

I’ve heard so much about the “Eye of the Tiger,” but how come no one ever talks about the other four letters?

Spotted on Twitch:

You can tell you’re getting old when the barber spends less time on the top of your head and more time on your ears.

Just shared via X:

Nothing has improved the quality of my life more than living beyond my means.

Shared recently on WeChat:

“Don’t let me keep you!” Translation: Please go.

Just shared via Telegram:

I have a mental illness that makes me think that people will change their minds if I present the correct arguments with the appropriate facts and data.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

63 shares on Facebook this month:

One day my kids will move out and discover the dishes don’t clean themselves and I feel for them. I really do.

84 shares on X this month:

The hottest thing a man can be is boring in his 30s.

79 shares on Reddit this month:

Everyone is celebrating my vegan Bolognese sauce. The secret ingredient is minced meat.

22 shares on TikTok this month:

“You have reached your monthly article limit,” – a website you’ve never accessed before today.

14 shares on Discord this month:

The cool thing about being a procrastinator is, really bad ideas also don’t ever make it off the ground.

45 shares on Slack this month:

Just done a HIIT workout and if anyone sees me trying to do that again just go ahead and hiit me in the face.

57 shares on Facebook this month:

If you’re going to walk in my shoes, please also wear my FitBit.

97 shares on Slack this month:

I’m so bored of being bored, because being bored is really boring.

81 shares on Reddit this month:

Why do people think it’s ok to ask why a person is single? I don’t ask why you’re unhappily married.

12 shares on Snapchat this month:

It’s so hot outside that when I opened my front door I thought I was checking on my oven.

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11 folks are currently checking 👀

My body feels like it’s aging in dog years.

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I saw The Blair Witch Project way too young and it made me afraid of projects.

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Everything is a sign from God if you’re schizophrenic enough.

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If you give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day. But if you teach a man to fish, you’ll get the house to yourself on Saturdays.

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My most boomer complaint is that nobody knows how to bring an item out of courtesy to parties anymore.

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Sorry I was late, I was waiting for my CVS receipt to finish printing.

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I thought I had more straws. Sorry, turns out that was the last one.

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Hey, I noticed you’re completely uninterested in me and couldn’t care whether I live or die. Would you like to build a life together?

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Hey, sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come.

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I think I may need professional help. A chef, a butler and a maid should do it!

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇩 has copied:

Welcome to your 40’s: you have big plans tonight. No, you don’t.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

One minute you’re young and fun, and the next, you’re turning down the stereo in your car to see better.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

I hate when someone you love says mean things like, “It’s time to wake up.”

Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

Why do we call it tuna fish? Is there any other tuna out there that’s not a fish?

Someone from 🇱🇨 has viewed:

Trying to watch a superhero movie without stressing about the infrastructure damage to the city.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has shared:

People out there having five-year plans, and here I am waking up just hoping I remember what day it is.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

Kids these days are soft. I’m pretty sure I died once when I was 7, and my mom made me walk it off.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has downloaded:

It’s amazing how music can transport you to another place. For example, this coffee shop is playing Justin Bieber, so I’m going to another restaurant.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has shared:

If you don’t like sports, you are missing a whole world of easy-going conversations with complete strangers.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $1 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst anniversary gifts ever.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Please stop calling 911 when you see me dancing. I’m fine!

Trending via Messenger:

Fuzzy socks on and ready for anything.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Hello, boyfriend? It’s me, girlfriend, from dating?

Just shared via Snapchat:

I deserve a treat when I have a bad week, but I also deserve a treat when I have a good week. I simply always deserve treats.

Just shared via WeChat:

Unfortunately, a great many problems in life can be solved by just being hotter.

Making waves on Pinterest:

My dream DUI is driving a Saab through the Great British Bake Off tent.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Everyday I wait for a vampire to seduce me.

Seen just now on Messenger:

If you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off, I will do the same thing to your head.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

What was the name of the boat in Titanic?

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Screw you guys, I’m gonna go make friends with the crows.

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