Funny inquiry quotes

• 

  3 months ago

  Share →: I don’t like being asked “are you at home?” Please expand further so I can know whether I’m at home or not.

  Commentary:
  “Ah, the age-old question – am I at home or simply stuck in a parallel universe that looks suspiciously like my living room? A philosophical inquiry indeed, worthy of further investigation involving deep contemplation and maybe a quick check for any lost socks under the couch.”

• 

  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m going spiraling, do you need anything?

  Commentary:
  "Me: No thanks, I'm already dizzy from trying to keep up with my own life's chaos 🌀🤪 #LifeInASpiral"

• 

  5 months ago

  Share →: “What’s wrong with you?” Right now or in general?

  Commentary:
  "If only I came with a user manual! 🤖 Right now, it's just a temporary glitch in the system. In general, it's a longstanding feature, not a bug! 🤷‍♂️😆"

• 

  5 months ago

  Share →: If anyone has any experience with anything or knows anything about something, please let me know.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the universal call for help – a modern-day SOS! 🆘 If you've got the inside scoop on anything under the sun, don't keep it to yourself! 🌞 Let's share the knowledge and make the world a slightly less perplexing place together! 🌍💬"

• 

  5 months ago

  Share →: Does anyone know if it’s possible to buy the transcripts of audiobooks? Thanks!

  Commentary:
  Ah, the age-old mystery of trying to buy transcripts for audiobooks. 📜🎧 Maybe the real treasure was the words we transcribed along the way! 🤓💬 Who needs audio when you can read the novelization of the narrator's dramatic pauses? 😜📖 #TranscriptTreasureHunt

For even more funny inquiry quotes, check out the next page, if available 👇

All funny inquiry quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌