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Someone from 🇼🇸 has viewed:

Imagine applying for a job, then not picking up calls from random numbers.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has bookmarked:

Tried counting sheep, but now I’m emotionally invested in their backstories and I think one might need therapy.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

Eating nothing but beer for a month and calling that Oktoberfast.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has copied:

Starting an OnlyFans, but it’s just videos of me trying to use chopsticks.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

Your secret is safe with me because I don’t care.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has downloaded:

They should list at least one alien “as himself” in the Star Wars credits.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has downloaded:

The Welsh language was invented by a dad losing at Scrabble.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has downloaded:

The peace of not knowing.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

New cinephile technique “method watching” — when you watch a movie and then act and talk like the main character for 2 months.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has bookmarked:

Welcome to your 40s. You’re home from the party before you used to go out for the party in your 20s.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

354 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,623

Funny Quotes Topics

17,675

Funny Quotes Images

15,623

Updated

Jan 12, 2026

Users Online

3,276

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Discord:

I’ve disappointed better people.

Going bananas on Facebook:

Dear predictive text, I am tired of sending people “Thanksgiving” when they send me a recipe or directions.

Seen just now on Threads:

I like you so much, I’d actually learn your phone number.

Making waves on YouTube:

Walking up to any crime scene and whispering within the crowd, “It’s started again, hasn’t it?” then leaving.

Broadcasted on Discord:

Bands are always like “here’s another song”. Yeah, no shit, that’s pretty much all you do.

Just landed via Slack:

Shoutout to Netflix for being the only one that checks in on me every few hours. “Are you still watching?” Yeah, babe, thank you for asking.

Shared recently on Discord:

I bet my soulmate is out there somewhere pretending everything is fine.

Freshly posted on X:

It’s so hot the chipmunks are using my bird bath as a hot tub and requesting mimosas and the brunch menu.

Going bananas on Twitch:

If McDonald’s sold hot dogs, would you be able to, with a straight face, order a McWiener and tell them to supersize it?

Making waves on X:

screenshotting people’s close friends and posting it directly to my own story.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

73 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle.

45 shares on Discord this month:

Ever woken up, kissed the person sleeping next to you and felt glad to be alive? I just did, so I won’t be catching this train again.

35 shares on WeChat this month:

If ever go missing, please only put pictures of me on the news where I look skinny and hot even if that means they won’t find me.

75 shares on LinkedIn this month:

What does international law say about a third Margarita?

65 shares on X this month:

The only thing worse than a nightmare is waking up from a great dream before you get to see how it ends.

80 shares on X this month:

Vote for me, I’ll cut the alphabet in half.

53 shares on Telegram this month:

Twitter account so good even HR wants to see it.

27 shares on Snapchat this month:

Today is a wonderful day to leave me alone.

89 shares on Messenger this month:

I love jogging in this heat, cause the sweat hides my tears.

28 shares on WeChat this month:

Dance like China isn’t watching.

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Hot Jokes 💥

24 folks are currently checking 👀

There’s a guy who thinks he’s going to Yale, but it’s jail.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t understand how people use plastic wrap successfully.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Some days you feel like you’re surrounded by idiots, other days you realize it’s not just some days.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Ok, I cheated in school, but I did it the hard way and without AI.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m so good at missing early morning meetings, I can do it with my eyes closed.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t know who needs to hear this but you’re not dying, it’s just Monday.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Why spend like $300 Dollars on a pair of shoes? Do you know how many chicken nuggets you can buy with that money?

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Dear phone, if you didn’t light up so many times to tell me you had a low battery, you wouldn’t have died so quickly!

19 folks are currently checking 👀

“The Nightmare Before Christmas” just means, January 1st – December 24th.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

I haven’t been with anyone in 3 years. I feel sorry for my next boyfriend. He might not make it through the day.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

354 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,623

Funny Quotes Topics

17,675

Funny Quotes Images

15,623

Updated

Jan 12, 2026

Users Online

3,699

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇾 has shared:

(to the boys in the yard) I hope you brought your own milkshake.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has copied:

Going to ragebait men by asking, “Do you ever wish you were tall?”

Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

They should invent a Sunday that’s longer than a couple of minutes.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

Sorry, I’m late. I was pumping up the jam.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has downloaded:

Please twerk; I have just days left.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

You look like you take lavender bubble baths with rose petals, surrounded by candles, bro.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has bookmarked:

“You look tired”. No, I’m just ugly.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

Sorry, but I don’t think we should see each other anymore. Your Katana skills are lacking.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has downloaded:

My dream is to buy a horse and race it. The horse will probably beat me but it’ll still be fun.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has copied:

I love to see “pan-fried” on a menu. I hate food that’s fried in a shoe.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via WeChat:

Yes, money alone does not make you happy. It has to be yours too.

Seen just now on Telegram:

If you see me in public, it’s AI.

Seen just now on Threads:

Time machine? You mean a clock?

Making waves on X:

Plot twist: weed is addicted to me.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

If two witches watched two watches, which witch would watch which watch? Each witch would watch which watch belonged to which witch’s wrist.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Telling the cop I’ll give him his nose back if he lowers his firearm.

Trending via Facebook:

The problem with relationships these days is you don’t know if you’re the one being cheated on, or cheated with.

Trending via Telegram:

The secret to being a private person is to overshare dumb shit so people think you are an open book but then not tell them any of the important details of your life.

Shared recently on X:

My so-called “friends” have asked that I stop referring to them that way.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I am not the person I thought I was when I cut that donut in half.

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