Funny instruction quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

  Commentary:
  "Now that's an organizing strategy I can get behind – after all, why not add a little alphabetical order to the chaos of different heights? Just imagine the confusion when you're torn between proudly standing tall and resigning yourself to your place in the alphabetical pecking order!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Non-parents be like: I would simply instruct the toddler to do something he doesn’t want to do, and he would obey.

  Commentary:
  Non-parents be like: "I would simply use my Jedi mind tricks and defeat the toddler in battle of wills. Easy peasy, right? 💪🧒🚫" Oh, if only parenting were as straightforward as it seems in theory! 😅 #ParentingStruggles

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