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Funny instruction quotes bring a splash of humor to everyday tasks, turning boring directions into laugh-out-loud moments 😂📋. Whether you’re assembling furniture or following a recipe, these witty lines make instructions way more entertaining 🎉🔧. Perfect for brightening your day and sharing a giggle with friends, funny instruction quotes prove that even the simplest steps can have a hilarious twist! 😄✨

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Is stir-fry the only dish where the instructions are in the name?

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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

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Non-parents be like: I would simply instruct the toddler to do something he doesn’t want to do, and he would obey.

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Getting a boner because the Lego instructions are telling me what to do.

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I typed my name into Google’s search bar and it immediately auto-filled to “Doesn’t even listen to instructions” before crashing under the weight of disappointed search results.

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Your Starbucks order leads me to believe that you’re very difficult to deal with.

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Having a pool is so neat. All of your friends are suddenly interested to catch up on the hottest days of the year.

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I think every app should, by law, let you deactivate all of its short-form video content.

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Pomegranates are worth the mess.

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I do block people right away; you’re not going to stress me out on my own phone, with my own internet, and in my own house.

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Adulting in 3 words: it’s always something.

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Do you ever feel like you’re a white shirt and life is a red wine?

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The collective noun for a group of narcissists should be an ‘egosystem’.

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Is stir-fry the only dish where the instructions are in the name?

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

Non-parents be like: I would simply instruct the toddler to do something he doesn’t want to do, and he would obey.

Getting a boner because the Lego instructions are telling me what to do.

I typed my name into Google’s search bar and it immediately auto-filled to “Doesn’t even listen to instructions” before crashing under the weight of disappointed search results.

All funny instruction quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

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Even my imaginary friend got bored and left me a note saying ‘we should see other people’

They were called “TV programs” because they were literally programming us, bro.

I’m one of those lucky people that can eat whatever they want and not put on any clothes.

Instead of screaming into the void, I’m going to ask it for recipes.

Money doesn’t impress me. Giving it to me does.

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Lord, remove any laziness from my body and push me to my full potential the rest of this year.

The world is such a beautiful place when you don’t think too hard about it or look around.

Washing machine minutes are not the same as regular minutes.

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I don’t get it when people say they are only a “little” angry, I am either not mad or will kill you.

Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today, I need to be chased through the woods by a machete-wielding maniac.

Remember when Mustangs were muscle cars and not an embarrassment to the name.

Hold on, let me overthink this.

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I used to have this mental illness, where I thought logical arguments would change someone’s mind.

Money doesn’t impress me. Giving it to me does.

Everyone is fighting a battle you don’t know about, except for me. I am complaining loudly about my battle. Everybody knows about it.

In a packed elevator, everyone is silent. Stomach: I will now demonstrate the mating call of a whale.

If we were both crows, I’d bring you shiny things.

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