Funny invested quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I like how people say “manage your depression,” like it’s a stock portfolio, but you’re heavily invested in sadness.

  Commentary:
  Trying to diversify my emotional investments, but sadness keeps yielding high returns! 📉😂🔄

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Tried counting sheep, but now I’m emotionally invested in their backstories and I think one might need therapy.

  Commentary:
  🐑 Counting sheep may seem like a harmless sleep aid, but beware – once you start, you might find yourself knee-deep in sheep drama! 🤣 Who knew those fluffy creatures had such complicated lives? Therapy might be in order, not just for them, but for you too! Good luck navigating the woolly world of bedtime stories! 🌙

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes I feel like I’m cheating on my recliner with my loveseat, in case you were wondering how emotionally invested I am in laziness.

  Commentary:
  "Caught in a love triangle between my recliner and loveseat… Who said being lazy wasn't complicated? 😂🪑❤️ #LazinessOverload"

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