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165 Funny job quotes

Funny job quotes add a humorous perspective to the everyday world of work! 💼😂 From witty observations about office life to playful comments on job responsibilities, these quotes capture the lighter side of earning a living. Enjoy a laugh and make the most of your workday with a smile! 😄🖥️

They need to invent a job for people who aren’t good at anything nor motivated nor social.

4 days ago

I’m the guy at Apple who makes sure all your featured photos are your exes and your dog that died.

4 days ago

“Can you explain the gap in your resume?” I went missing in a national park.

2 weeks ago

They’re making me do work at work.

2 weeks ago

If you need ChatGPT to write an email, maybe you shouldn’t have job.

2 weeks ago

Why can’t my career pursue me instead?

2 weeks ago

What’s the best job for someone who cries very easily and cannot handle any criticism?

3 weeks ago

Adults should get spring break from their jobs.

3 weeks ago

Dating scene and the job market are the same right now, just stay where you are.

1 month ago

My sweatpants sat me down and said they want me to get an office job again.

1 month ago

When is a robot gonna take over my job? Please?

1 month ago

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

1 month ago

If the interviewer doesn’t think it’s cool when you pull a quarter out of his ear, the job wasn’t good enough for you anyways.

1 month ago

Don’t be ashamed of who you are, that is your parent’s job.

1 month ago

It’s okay to love your job. Just know it doesn’t love you back.

1 month ago

I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks.

1 month ago

All our dogs think we quit our jobs to spend more time with them. All our cats think we got fired for being lazy.

1 month ago

At my next job, I’m gonna lie about having a kid so I can leave the office anytime I want like everyone else with children.

1 month ago

If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.

1 month ago

Job market so bad, I started following my dreams.

1 month ago