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"When you're working 9 to 5, but your beer's working overtime! 🍻😂"
188 Funny job quotes
Funny job quotes add a humorous perspective to the everyday world of work! 💼😂 From witty observations about office life to playful comments on job responsibilities, these quotes capture the lighter side of earning a living. Enjoy a laugh and make the most of your workday with a smile! 😄🖥️
Trending Funny Job Quotes 🔥
- If you need ChatGPT to write an email, maybe you shouldn’t have job.
- Mayor of a small town is such a wild job. It’s like being the president of a country where you went to high school with the whole population.
- Never cry at the weekend. Cry at work, at least then you’ll get paid for it.
- I need one of those jobs they have in sitcoms, where it pays my rent but interferes with exactly zero of my social plans or situations.
- Job applications be like “how did you hear about us?”. Bro why, was it a secret?
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"Guess my laptop can't handle my hot skills, either! 🔥💻😅" -
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"When you turn procrastination into an art form 🎨😂 #ProCraft-inator" -
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"When you have a degree in Pretend-Giggling 😂🎓 #CustomerServicePro" -
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"That's certainly one way to skip the 9-to-5 grind! 😂👶🚫 #LifeHack" -
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"Proof that even laptops can't handle the heat of my awesomeness! 🔥😎💻" -
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"Living that 'Horizontal Philosophy Major' life! 🛌💭 #ProPonderer" -
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"How about 'dynamic crisis manager'? 🔥🚒😅" -
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"Nothing screams romance like a man with a shovel and a dream! 😂🏖️👷♂️ #SandcastleGoals"
Top Funny Job Quotes 🔥
- AI is trained on what we write, so if we want to save our jobs we should all write really badly for a while. I’ve been doing my bit for years.
- The unemployed urge to say I love you during a job interview.
- It’s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for cauliflower cookies and reported them for harmful content.
- A.I. should be forced to wait tables before it’s allowed to make art.
- I’m willing to do anything for a job except write a cover letter.
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