318 Funny job quotes

• Too shy for influencing. Too dumb for crypto. Too honest for a scam. Too lazy for 9-5. How can I make money?

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  9-5, 9-5 job, 95, crypto, dumb, honesty, i, influencer, influencing, job, laziness, lazy, making, making money, money, scam, self-doubt, shy, shyness, too

• People don’t hate working, they hate working and still being poor.

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  being, frustration, hate, humor, income, job, money, people, poor, poverty, still, work, working

• Why do humans need jobs? Why can’t I just exist and make art and chill with my cat?

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  art, cat, chill, exist, existence, human, humans, i, job, jobs, just, need, relaxation, why

• Apparently, the job interviewer doesn’t like it when your biggest weakness is beautiful Latinas.

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  apparently, beautiful, beautiful Latina, dating, dating problem, humor, interview, interviewer, job, job interview, latina, problem, weakness

• No, you’re not a “prompt engineer,” you’re a sloperator.

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  engineer, humor, job, job title, joke, prompt, prompt engineer, sloperator, title, wordplay

• If I meet you at a party and you instantly start asking about my job, you are subhuman to me.

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  asking, awkward, awkward conversation, conversation, humor, i, interaction, job, me, meet, party, personality, social, social interaction, start, topic, work, work topic

• If you really wanna piss someone off when introducing them, make little finger quotation marks in the air when announcing their job title.

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  2 weeks ago

  air, annoying, annoying behavior, behavior, finger, finger quotation, humor, interaction, introduction, job, job title, little, prank, quotation, sarcasm, social, social interaction, someone, title

• When you realize a 9 to 5 is actually an 8 to 7, since you cannot teleport to work.

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  2 weeks ago

  5, 8, 9, actually, commute, hours, humor, job, management, realize, teleport, teleportation, time, time management, work, work hours

• Full-time employment will have you making lists of thoughts to think.

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  employment, full-time, humor, job, list, lists, load, making, mental, mental load, productivity, think, thinking, thought, thoughts, work

• “Nah.” – everyone with an office job, from the Monday after Thanksgiving until January 2nd.

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  3 weeks ago

  2nd, after, attitude, blues, everyone, holiday, holiday season, January, January 2nd, job, Monday, office, office job, post-holiday, post-holiday blues, procrastination, season, Thanksgiving, work, work attitude

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