332 Funny job quotes

• When the job market is so bad that you’re going to follow your dreams instead.

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  38 seconds ago

  bad, career, choice, dream, dreams, follow, going, humor, job, job market, life, life choice, market, motivation, unemployment

• God’s plan for me does not involve LinkedIn at all.

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  1 minute ago

  career, destiny, faith, God, gods, humor, job, job search, LinkedIn, me, media, plan, search, social, social media

• Born to hate people. Somehow ended up in customer service.

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  1 hour ago

  born, customer, customer service, hate, humor, irony, job, people, sarcasm, service

• Fun prank: make people study for 16 years, and then don’t give them jobs.

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  2 hours ago

  education, fun, give, humor, irony, job, jobs, people, prank, sarcasm, study, unemployment

• Never going into a job interview nervous again, because, wow, it is literally a free invitation to talk about how amazing I am.

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  4 hours ago

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• Apparently, “spite” is not an appropriate answer to “What motivates you?”

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  5 hours ago

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• I once quit a job, and when my boss asked why, I simply said, “I hate it here.” Best day of my life.

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  5 hours ago

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• Liking a song isn’t enough, I need to be able to call the artist and tell them they did a great job.

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  5 hours ago

  able, artist, call, compliment, enough, fan, great, humor, i, job, liking, music, music fan, need, song, tell

• It’s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for a cauliflower cake, and I reported them for harmful content.

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  6 hours ago

  cake, cauliflower, content, harmful, harmful content, humor, i, internet, job, joke, just, police, policing, post, recipe, report, saw, someone

• Got a job rejection, saw the company post the same job again, so I applied again. I decide when we’re done.

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  6 hours ago

  again, application, company, decide, done, got, humor, i, job, job application, job rejection, persistence, post, rejection, same, sarcasm, saw

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