Funny job quotes

Funny job quotes add a humorous perspective to the everyday world of work! 💼😂 From witty observations about office life to playful comments on job responsibilities, these quotes capture the lighter side of earning a living. Enjoy a laugh and make the most of your workday with a smile! 😄🖥️

Every morning when that damn alarm clock goes off, I just feel it so much: A million-dollar inheritance suits me much better than an office job.

Funny Quotes October 27, 2023

I did the math and a second job would help me get out of debt as long as I start it twelve years ago.

Funny Quotes October 11, 2023

“You don’t load the dishwasher right,” I said to my wife just before it permanently became my job.

Funny Quotes October 7, 2023

Relationships: Because sometimes destroying your life is a two person job.

Funny Quotes September 25, 2023

I am dressing for the job I want. I want to be a sweatpants model.

Funny Quotes September 23, 2023

Still don’t understand how girls with no jobs be holding iPhones.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

I hate commas. It’s not my job to tell you when you breathe. Work it out, you’re a grown adult.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

I didn’t know that Rome wasn’t built in a day. I wasn’t on that job.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

I want the job where I push scared skydivers out of planes.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

I need a reasonable job. Something like $3,000 an hour. Nothing too wild.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

Good morning everyone, who feels like working today? I promise I’ll let you do my job.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

My sweatpants sat me down and said they want me to get an office job again.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

When is a robot gonna take over my job? Please?

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

If the interviewer doesn’t think it’s cool when you pull a quarter out of his ear, the job wasn’t good enough for you anyways.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

Don’t be ashamed of who you are, that is your parent’s job.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

It’s okay to love your job. Just know it doesn’t love you back.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

All our dogs think we quit our jobs to spend more time with them. All our cats think we got fired for being lazy.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

At my next job, I’m gonna lie about having a kid so I can leave the office anytime I want like everyone else with children.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

In a job interview, you can always respond to an awkward question with a deep gaze and parted lips, followed by “You complete me.”

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023