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747 Funny joke quotes

April Fool’s next week and still no one has asked me to be their fool.

April Fool’s next week and still no one has asked me to be their fool.

Funny Quotes Mar 27, 2025
When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor got slapped.

When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor got slapped.

Funny Quotes Mar 22, 2025
Most puns make me feel numb, but math puns make me feel number.

Most puns make me feel numb, but math puns make me feel number.

Funny Quotes Mar 22, 2025
My boss told me to show initiative, so I decided to finish work early.

My boss told me to show initiative, so I decided to finish work early.

Funny Quotes Mar 22, 2025
Just imagine if farting were as contagious as yawning.

Just imagine if farting were as contagious as yawning.

Funny Quotes Mar 22, 2025
Imagine Pinocchio roasting you for 5 mins straight and his nose didn’t move an inch.

Imagine Pinocchio roasting you for 5 mins straight and his nose didn’t move an inch.

Funny Quotes Mar 22, 2025
My favorite part of Spring is its rolls.

My favorite part of Spring is its rolls.

Funny Quotes Mar 21, 2025
TikTok? I still call it a watch.

TikTok? I still call it a watch.

Funny Quotes Mar 21, 2025
Nobody should be blowing up Teslas. If you just wait a bit, they'll probably do it by themselves.

Nobody should be blowing up Teslas. If you just wait a bit, they’ll probably do it by themselves.

Funny Quotes Mar 21, 2025
If I ever go missing, promise me that you won’t put my weight on the poster.

If I ever go missing, promise me that you won’t put my weight on the poster.

Funny Quotes Mar 19, 2025