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There is too much money in the world for me to be broke.

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Be so funny that everyone forgets that you are ugly!

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Still can’t believe we have a federal holiday to celebrate the 1996 hit movie Independence Day.

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Paid my mortgage so don’t ask me to come out. I’m getting my money’s worth.

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Yesterday my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen. He sprayed and cleaned everything thoroughly. Today I’m putting the cockroach in the bathroom.

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If the apple really doesn’t fall far from the tree, my kids are screwed.

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I do not care how bad the relationship is, I am NOT calling a radio station for advice.

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90s scientists: we cloned a sheep! we landed a robot on Mars! Scientists today: for the last time, the Earth is *round*.

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One of the biggest struggles of being an adult is deciding what to make for supper. Every. Single. Night.

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I’d be a horrible stalker… I’m always late.

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I know so many people with cats, and only a tiny number of them went to a shelter and picked out a cat. Everyone else I know with a cat has a story that’s like, ‘Yeah, he just moved in.’

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Dear brain, please stop thinking so much exactly when it’s time to fall asleep.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I’m so single. When they ask me for an emergency contact, I put the neighbor’s dog.

Just shared via Threads:

My goal for next month is small, simple, and clear: change my whole entire life.

Going viral on Threads:

Stephen King’s It is the bone chilling story about adults who are forced to spend time with their childhood friends.

Breaking via Twitch:

“This isn’t going to end well for you.” Me, alone in the house, to the cake on the counter.

Just shared via WeChat:

Having to write cover letters is so dumb. Do you really believe my dream ever since I was a little girl was to work for you? No. It was to ride a pony on a funky space rainbow. Grow up.

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When Dr. Seuss wrote, “Oh, The Places You’ll Go,” he did not consider how comfortable my couch would be.

Breaking via X:

In case of a disaster, women and children are being evacuated first so men can think about a solution in peace.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I’m upstairs and the food is downstairs. Send help.

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Funny joke quotes are a quick and easy way to brighten your day with a punchline! 😄🎭 From classic zingers to clever twists, these quotes deliver laughs in bite-sized doses. Perfect for sharing, snickering, or simply surviving Monday. 😂🗯️📅

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Squeak to me, and I might respond… if I'm not feeling too mouse-y! 🐭👂😄

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When even darkness is taken, it's time to work on your glow-up! 🌟😂

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Trying to flirt your way out of eternal damnation: Noted. 😈😂

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Smashing that space rock game: Why let Cupid have all the fun when you can send meteors? 😉🌠

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Guess he was expecting a 'bar-tender' to lift his spirits! 🍻🤣

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Forest of Financial Surprises 🌳💸 Who knew shopping could be this adventurous?

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Guess I better check out quickly before someone adds me to their cart! 🛒😂

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Guess I need to work on my swagger then! 😎✨

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Investing in audio-therapy one playlist at a time 🎧😄

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Just when you thought 2023 couldn't get crazier, 2024's terms and conditions are still downloading… 🤔📜⏳

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Someone from 🇸🇱 has viewed:

Thank you, God, for another day. Let’s get this 12-hour screen time.

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A social media post so confusing you turn your music down to read it.

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My favorite pastime is staying up way later than I should and complaining the next day about how tired I am.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has copied:

Start every meeting with, “Let’s just agree to disagree.”

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

More foods should have boats, why should gravy have all the fun?

Someone from 🇳🇷 has viewed:

In other news, congrats to my therapist for securing a 4 year contract with me.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has downloaded:

Be the reason someone smiles today. Or blocks you. Whatever.

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Hardest part of beekeeping is thinking of all the names.

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I’ve been ghosted enough to add paranormal investigator to my resume.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your clothes are still in the washing machine.

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Just landed via Facebook:

I’m so broke, I owe myself money.

Spotted on Telegram:

If I’d married a wealthier man, I’d be lying on a fancier couch right now refusing to clean bigger rooms.

Shared recently on Slack:

Really love how dancing alone in your room can literally save your life.

Trending via Snapchat:

Sometimes I just say “no idea” because I’m too lazy to think.

Seen just now on Slack:

I love ordering things online because when they arrive it’s like a present from me to me.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Men invented arm wrestling so they could hold hands and look into each other’s eyes.

Just landed via Threads:

I lied, I’m jealous. I hope every girl who looks at you gets clipped by a meteor.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Don’t buy me flowers. A bouquet of KitKats will suffice.

Just landed via Pinterest:

I like to people-watch, but I’m an advanced people-watcher. When I spot another people-watcher, I like to watch them watching other people.

Spotted on Twitch:

I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.

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