Commentary:
"Looks like Cupid missed the mark on this one! 😅💘 Who knew love could be so hazardous? Maybe next time Cupid should consider switching to a Nerf bow and arrow for safety reasons. 🏹 #ValentinesDayGoneWrong"
Commentary:
"Whoever missed the opportunity to name diarrhea medicine 'Gonorrhea' must've been too busy laughing! 💩😂 Sometimes a missed chance is a real, uh, relief! 😉"
Commentary:
Oh, so you're saying eating a donut counts as a workout now? 🍩💪 Talk about muscle activation in the tastiest way possible! 😂 Who needs a gym membership when you've got a box of donuts, am I right? 🤷♂️ #FitnessGoals #DonutLover
Commentary:
"Imagine if overthinking burned calories 🤯💭💪 We'd all have abs of steel from endless mental marathons! 💪🔥 But alas, here we are, still pondering life's mysteries while snacking on chips 🤷♂️🍟 #OverthinkersUnite"
Commentary:
"Relationship status: Currently in a committed Hallucinationship. It’s complicated, but at least the arguments are never dull! 🤪💑 #HallucinationshipGoals"
Commentary:
Don't let Valentine's Day bring you down! Remember, you're consistently unloved all year round – now that's what I call consistency! 😅💔 #ValentinesDayBlues
Commentary:
"Need a partner in crime for a bad decision? Look no further, I'm the expert 🤪 Let's make memories that we'll later refer to as 'lessons learned' 😉🤷"
Commentary:
"Oh, the cosmic giggle that must echo through the heavens when we try to impress the big guy with our squeaky ambitions! 🎈😂 Just imagine God chuckling as we float away with our high-pitched dreams! 🤣 #DivineHumor"
Commentary:
👯♂️ "When you run into twins, make sure to address the CEO of the duo! 🤣 Who knows, the one in charge might have all the twin-spired wisdom and authority! Double the trouble, double the fun, double the bossiness?"
Commentary:
"Plot twist: weed is addicted to me 🌿😂 Looks like someone's got a green crush! Watch out, folks, the tables have turned! Just call me the forbidden fruit in the garden of ganja 😜🌱 #WeedWhisperer"