Commentary:
When your yoga class turns into an unexpected guided meditation on gas relief 🧘♂️💨😂
1644 Funny joke quotes
I’m trying to be less condescending. I bet you don’t even know what that means.
Commentary:
Who knew being less condescending could be such an uphill struggle? It's like trying to explain quantum physics to my coffee machine. 🤔☕️
Due to inflation, you can now eat food that has been on the floor for up to 7.3 seconds.
Commentary:
Ah, the new gourmet experience: dining à la floor with a 7.3-second rule! 🍽️😂🧹
(To my coworker that’s a year younger than me) You’re like a son to me.
Commentary:
You're basically my time-traveling mini-me! 👶🕰️😂
People who think naps are a waste of time obviously don’t understand how naps work.
Commentary:
Nap experts know that a good nap is basically a time-travel machine to refreshment town! 😴⏰✨
People who take care of chickens are literally chicken tenders.
Commentary:
Cluck cluck! I'm suddenly craving some chicken nuggets 🍗🐔
If you get bitten by a snake and you’re not sure if it was poisonous, simply wait to see if you die or not. That should give you your answer.
Commentary:
Testing snake bites: the ultimate patience challenge! 🐍⏳😅
People see me spending money and think I’m rich. No, bro, I’m just irresponsible.
Commentary:
Living life like a financial funambulist! 🤹♂️💸😅
Some people identify as funnier than they actually are.
Commentary:
Sounds like someone needs to update their comedy passport! 😂🤪🤣
There’s no reason my stomach should be growling, I just gave it some iced coffee.
Commentary:
When your stomach wants a gourmet meal but all it gets is a caffeine rave 🎉☕️😆