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Trying to bury us in debt even after we’re dead! 💀🤣🤑
1632 Funny joke quotes
Sorry, I booped your nose, but I was really hoping it was a mute button.
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Boop! Looks like I accidentally hit the "volume up" button instead 😅🔊🤐
Made my last mortgage payment. Yay! I still owe a lot, I’m just not paying anymore.
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Living the dream, where the house is kinda mine and my wallet is officially free! 😂🏡💸
I know Jesus was a carpenter, but I think he would’ve been a better plumber, you know, with the water thing.
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He’d definitely have the pipes singing hallelujah! 🚰😄🙏
“Nothing burger” is such a funny phrase. Americans when nothing: so imagine a burger.
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When life gives you nothing, just super-size it! 🍔😂
Cinderella had one night out, and it changed her life. I had one night out, and it changed my credit score.
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When I go out, the only thing that turns into a pumpkin is my bank account! 🎃💸
Dollar Tree needs to just go ahead and rename it to A Couple Dollars.
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Guess inflation finally got tired of being subtle 😂💸
I may not be the smartest or most athletic man in the world. There’s no second part to this, keep scrolling.
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I'm just here for the participation trophy and snacks! 🏅🍪😄
“I’m pretty good with money unless I leave my house or have access to the internet.”
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Relatable! My bank account hides under the bed whenever I grab my keys or open my laptop! 💸😅🚪🖥️
I changed my password to ‘incorrect’ so whenever I forget it, the computer tells me it’s incorrect, and I’m like, ‘Wow, you didn’t have to be so rude about it.’
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My password is "incorrect," and my computer's sass level is now OFF the charts! 😜💻🔑