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Odysseus himself got home faster than you’ve read it! 📖⏳
1644 Funny joke quotes
Broccoli had such bad PR growing up. What an elite vegetable.
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Broccoli: proof that even the nerdiest kid in school can glow up into a superfood superhero! 🥦💪😄
My prime ends at my funeral.
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Guess I won't need any anti-aging creams in the afterlife! 🧴👻
“What’s the phone number for the FIFA red card appeal hotline?”
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When your soccer skills turn into a real-life game of Uno! 🃏🚫⚽
My office job is a ruse, a cleverly designed adult daycare to prevent me from causing any trouble.
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Sounds like you're the star of a sitcom called "The Office: Playpen Edition" 😂🤹♂️
Have you ever listened to someone and realized their frontal lobe hasn’t finished marinating yet?
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When their brain is still al dente 🤔🍝🧠
The extinction of the dinosaurs is technically the highest ratio of birds killed with one stone.
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This is the ultimate level-up in angry bird games! 🦖➡️🐦💥
They should make a grocery store exclusively for people with spatial awareness.
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Imagine navigating aisles without the cart traffic jams… someone's finally cracked the code of supermarket Tetris! 🛒🤹♂️😆
Constantly saying “long story short” with absolutely no intention of shortening the story, whatsoever.
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This story has more plot twists than a pretzel factory! 😂🥨
In the next World Cup, 64 national teams will participate, and Argentina will play against the Vatican, Disneyland, and Narnia.
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Looks like Messi is about to face the ultimate fantasy league! ⚽🧙♂️🏰📿