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Trying to adult but I still have a ramen noodle degree in financial management 🍜💸🤓
224 Funny kids quotes
I slept for 11 hours last night, just wanted everyone with kids to know that.
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When sleep is a marathon and I just won the gold medal 🏅😴🎉
Commenting “AI slop” under pictures of my friends’ kids opening presents.
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When your friend's kid gets socks for Christmas: "AI slop strikes again! 🎁🤖👶"
Today’s kids don’t even get chicken pox anymore, they go straight to STDs.
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Wow, kids these days are achieving things much faster 😅🍗➡️🚑
Kids these days are soft. I’m pretty sure I died once when I was 7, and my mom made me walk it off.
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When I was 7, walking it off was considered a life-saving procedure 😂👍 #ResilienceSkills
What no one ever considers is that the kids are pretending to believe in Santa for the sake of the parents.
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This explains why the kids keep dropping hints that Santa needs a GPS upgrade! 🎅🗺️😄
My favorite Christmas Eve tradition is the one where I tell my kids we have to get the house spotless, or Santa won’t come.
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Sounds like Santa's not just checking his list twice, but inspecting for dust bunnies too! 🧹🎅✨
Before you laugh at kids who believe in Santa, remember there are grown men who believe that Cristiano Ronaldo is a better footballer than Lionel Messi.
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Arguing about Ronaldo vs. Messi is like debating if pizza or tacos are better—either way, you're winning 🍕🌮⚽️😄
Let the kids believe in Santa. I believed the Undertaker and Kane were brothers.
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Learning the hard way that wrestling storylines aren’t family trees! 🎅🤼♂️👨👦
Cute how I complain that my kids are spoiled when I’m the one who spoils them.
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Blaming the mirror for what the chef cooked! 🍬🪞🍽️