I told my wife the laundry on the couch ain’t gonna fold itself, so if y’all don’t hear from me later, she probably folded me like an omelet.

I told my wife the laundry on the couch ain’t gonna fold itself, so if y’all don’t hear from me later, she probably folded me like an omelet.

Commentary:
"Oh no, the battle of the laundry mountain escalates! 🧺🏔️ Fold or be folded, that is the question. Will our hero emerge victorious or end up as a well-pressed omelet? Stay tuned for the next episode of Domestic Drama! 📺😄"

Cleaning the rocks of the earth one load of my kids’ laundry at a time.

Cleaning the rocks of the earth one load of my kids’ laundry at a time.

Commentary:
"Unleashing the hidden treasures of the earth, one never-ending pile of laundry at a time! 🌎🧺 Who knew being an Earth explorer could also mean mastering the art of folding fitted sheets? 😉"

Might quit my job to focus on actually putting away my laundry.

Might quit my job to focus on actually putting away my laundry.

Commentary:
🤔💭 "Considering a career change from professional procrastinator to expert laundress 🧺💼. Who knew matching socks could be so time-consuming… 😅 #AdultingGoals"

Of course the laundry has to be done, but the wine doesn't drink itself either.

Of course the laundry has to be done, but the wine doesn’t drink itself either.

Commentary:
"Priorities, my friends! Some may say laundry is important, but let's not forget about the unsung hero in this equation 🍷🧺 Who knew that wine had self-care needs too? Cheers to a perfectly balanced life! 🥂"

At my age, a trail of clothes leading to the bedroom, means I dropped them on the way from the dryer.

At my age, a trail of clothes leading to the bedroom, means I dropped them on the way from the dryer.

Commentary:
Oh, the joys of the laundry struggle as we age! 🧦🌪️ Who needs a romantic trail of clothes when you have a scatter of socks from the dryer? 🧦😅 #AdultingAtItsFinest

I made a clone of myself to do the dishes, another to do the laundry, and another to do the cooking, but we’re all sitting on the couch watching TV.

I made a clone of myself to do the dishes, another to do the laundry, and another to do the cooking, but we’re all sitting on the couch watching TV.

Commentary:
Looks like the clones unionized for a sit-in protest on the couch! 🤣🛋️ At least they can bond over their mutual laziness and love for TV shows. Maybe they can start a club for clones who'd rather binge-watch than do chores! 📺🍿

I used to party all night. Now I check the weather forecast for the next day to see if it’s a good laundry day.

I used to party all night. Now I check the weather forecast for the next day to see if it’s a good laundry day.

Commentary:
"From party animal to laundry aficionado 🌧️🧺 Who knew adulthood would hit harder than a hangover? 💃🏻 #LaundryOverLateNights"

Laundry day is my favorite day of the week. That’s why I dress for it every day.

Laundry day is my favorite day of the week. That’s why I dress for it every day.

Commentary:
"Who needs a special occasion when you can just dress up for laundry day every day, am I right? 💁‍♀️🧺 #AlwaysReadyForSomeSudsAndSpins"

If I climbed all the way to the top of Mount Everest and looked up, then I’d finally see the top of our family’s weekly laundry pile.

If I climbed all the way to the top of Mount Everest and looked up, then I’d finally see the top of our family’s weekly laundry pile.

Commentary:
"Scaling Mount Everest seems like a breeze compared to conquering the family's never-ending laundry mountain! ⛰️🧺 Just when you think you've reached the peak, another load magically appears. 🧗‍♂️💦 #LaundryConqueror"

My teen would like you to know I ruined her life when I did her laundry today.

My teen would like you to know I ruined her life when I did her laundry today.

Commentary:
Looks like the teen drama is hitting its peak! 👚🧼 Who knew clean clothes could cause such chaos? 🤷‍♂️ Next up, will folding socks be considered a hate crime? Stay tuned for more laundry shenanigans! 🧦😆 #TeenAngstLaundryDay