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Sounds like you're running a marathon in the procrastination Olympics! 🏃♂️💤📥
79 Funny laundry quotes
Paid my rent and slept in every room of my house this week, kitchen and laundry room next.
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Living that luxury lifestyle where my couch and stovetop become my guest rooms! 🛋️🍳🏰
Them: You post a lot. What am I supposed to do here – fold laundry on the timeline?
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Fold laundry on the timeline? I thought Twitter was more like a public therapy session 🍿🧺 #LaundryDay #Confessions
My teen believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left, and oh, how I laughed and laughed.
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Sounds like your teen just discovered the secret unit of time called "laundry minutes" 😂⏳🧺
Based on the amount of laundry I wash each week, I’m starting to think there are people who live here that I haven’t met yet.
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Sounds like your washing machine is secretly running an Airbnb! 🧺😂🧳
Losing a white tee to a stain is a different kind of grief.
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When your white tee gets its first stain, it qualifies for catastrophic insurance 😂👕💔
I wear a lot of clothes for someone who hates doing laundry.
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Sounds like you're just one closet away from a chore-lympics event! 🧺👕😂
Cleaning the kitchen, but saw the laundry, so I watered a plant, and now I’m making a dentist appointment.
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Sounds like an Olympic-level event in the procrastination marathon 🏃♀️🥇🧹🌱📞
Have you ever just restarted the dryer because you didn’t feel like folding the clothes yet?
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Taking procrastination to an Olympic level, one warm cycle at a time! 🔄👕😅
Imagine she’s home alone, bored out of her mind, and she STILL won’t put that laundry away. She is me.
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Laundry is my arch-nemesis; it scares me more than binge-watching horror movies alone 🤦♀️🙈🧺