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Even on the coldest of days, there’s such peace found in the warm embrace of a hot pizza.

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The devil couldn’t reach me, so he made sure that the love I give is never reciprocated.

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When you’re young, weekends are for fun. When you’re older, they’re for recovery.

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Even worse than a spider is a spider that just disappeared.

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If you watch soccer backwards, it’s about 11 sad and 11 happy men who nag each other until they get along eventually.

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The best way to contact me is to meet me in my dreams at 3 a.m.

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People that tell us what sex gods they are, what do you want us to do with that information?

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Balloons are so weird. “Happy birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath.”

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The free hotel blow-dryer should be easier to get off the bathroom wall.

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“Huh” is 94% of my vocabulary.

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I’m bad at being sad. Three mins later, I’m making jokes about my situation.

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I’m sorry I didn’t text you back. I’m really busy watching the The Lord of The Rings in the form of mini clips on TikTok.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Dance like nobody’s watching, except God, the NSA, and Santa Claus.

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Current situation: lying in bed, trying to manifest breakfast.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

If you love a friend, let them go. If they come back with coffee, it was meant to be.

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Imagine not sighing when you think about your life.

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Italy stands for I Truly Always Love You.

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Introducing WifeChatβ„’, the app where you talk to your wife.

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Every day is leg day when you’re running from your problems.

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You don’t need to be a good listener as long as you’re a good nodder.

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Tell your dog I said woof woof.

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You don’t scare me, I was married once.

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Just give your kids the iPad. They’re the ones who’ll be fighting cyborgs in the future.

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I bought some old lady reading glasses as a lark, a laugh, and now my eyes don’t hurt. This isn’t what I wanted.

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My neighbors listen to really good music, whether they like it or not.

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Might mess around and reply to all work emails with “make me”.

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β€œClean” my shower? Then what? Give my car a ride into town?

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Telling your parents about your problems is like adding another problem to your life.

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Shoutout to everyone who works hard to support their dog’s extravagant lifestyle.

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Next time someone says β€œI’m a hugger” and tries to hug me, I’m gonna say β€œI’m a puncher” and see how it goes.

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Texting my boss from the job I got laid off from 5 months ago and telling him I have diarrhea.

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I never feel more alone than when I’m trying to put sunscreen on my back.

Just landed via YouTube:

Please don’t ever speak to me about math. I’ve moved on.

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Too poor for Ozempic but too undisciplined for strict diet and exercise. Is there a secret third option?

Going viral on Threads:

My hobbies include sleeping and feeling like I’ve never slept.

Freshly posted on Discord:

If you have any questions or concerns please don’t. Hesitate to ask.

Making waves on Discord:

I need to know the brand of toothbrush my neighbor has. I hear it buzzing sometimes an hour at a time and she’s clearly enjoying it.

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I would like to have the peace of mind of a cow. I already have the body.

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That stupid look on my face is my face.

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Nosferatu implies the existence of a Yesferatu.

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