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When your inner boss finally approves your emotional complaints 😂🗣️💼
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- I am physically, mentally and emotionally ready to enter a new phase in my life…. hibernation.
- None of this matters and we are all going to die. Have a great weekend!
- Life is so dull when you don’t have someone to flirt with.
- I don’t even know what I’d do if a sailor called me a landlubber. I’d probably lose my cool.
- I am so out of shape right now, that if someone yelled “run for your life!” I’d be like “ya’ll go ahead, I’m meetin’ Jesus today!”
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"Every time I see myself on the self-checkout camera, I wonder if they expect me to steal some self-confidence! 😂🛒 #CaughtLookingSuspicious" -
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"Sign me up for the Olympic Bra-thlon! 🤼♀️🏆😂" -
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"Ah, the eternal cycle of 'relaxing' by doing chores! Who needs rest when you've got a lawn to mow? 😅🏡🛠️" -
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"Monday has a personal vendetta against my happiness. 😅💼🔄 #DramaQueenAlert" -
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"When the real enemy is the man in the mirror 😂🤦♂️ #TeamSelfSabotage" 💥🔄 -
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"Trying to hold down a job while the universe spins like a blender in the rinse cycle! 🌪️🍹 #CosmicJobFair" -
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"College: where the ultimate survival kit is a charged laptop and a hydrated student! 💻💦 #WaterBottleWarriors" -
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"Officially traded my dance moves for tree trivia! 🌳🕺😂 #Adulting" -
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"When adulting hits you so hard, even your inner monologue goes on vacation! 🧠✈️😶"
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- One day you’re hip and cool, and then out of nowhere you say things like hip and cool.
- You get to a certain age and realize stretching is non-negotiable.
- Thinking about stepping down from being an adult, I’m just not in the right headspace for this position right now. I really appreciate the opportunity though.
- Welcome to adulthood: you’re always sleepy unless you’re trying to get to sleep.
- Welcome to your 40’s: See that kid dressed up like a cop? He is a cop.
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