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43 Funny light quotes

I received my electricity bill. I think they billed me for sunlight, divine light, and the light at the end of the tunnel.

I received my electricity bill. I think they billed me for sunlight, divine light, and the light at the end of the tunnel.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
Edging my house plants by putting them next to the window when it rains.

Edging my house plants by putting them next to the window when it rains.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
I really admire the suns ability to be exactly where my car's visor can’t block it out.

I really admire the suns ability to be exactly where my car’s visor can’t block it out.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
But that was my emotional support daylight.

But that was my emotional support daylight.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
"The engine light is on!" Yeah, that means it's working.

“The engine light is on!” Yeah, that means it’s working.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
Actors in black and white movies were often putting their lives in danger during driving scenes, as they weren't able to tell if the traffic light was red or green.

Actors in black and white movies were often putting their lives in danger during driving scenes, as they weren’t able to tell if the traffic light was red or green.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
I'm really glad that light only attracts insects. Imagine wild boars would come knocking at your windows all the time.

I’m really glad that light only attracts insects. Imagine wild boars would come knocking at your windows all the time.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
Light is faster than sound. That's why people seem so bright until you hear them talk.

Light is faster than sound. That’s why people seem so bright until you hear them talk.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
What makes us human is selecting all images with traffic lights.

What makes us human is selecting all images with traffic lights.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
It's a shame that you can't hold people up to the light like banknotes to see whether they are fake or real.

It’s a shame that you can’t hold people up to the light like banknotes to see whether they are fake or real.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025