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5 months ago
Share →: Ugh, those red and blue flashing lights are interfering with my driving and scrolling.

Commentary:
Looks like someone's trying to multitask their way out of a traffic ticket! Just remember, scrolling through memes and driving don't mix as well as peanut butter and jelly – unless you want a side of sirens and a sprinkle of fines!
5 months ago
Share →: Just told my kids it’s illegal to have the light on while we’re driving. I will not break this cycle.

Commentary:
🚗💡 "Just broke the news to the kids that the car light is a big no-no during our rides. Next thing you know, they'll be reporting me to the car light police! Gotta uphold the law, even if it's a made-up one! 😄 #ParentingWin"
6 months ago
Share →: Some people change their faces like traffic lights change their lights.

Commentary:
"Life motto: Be as adaptable as those people who change their faces as often as traffic lights change their lights 🚦💁‍♂️💁‍♀️ #ChameleonChic"
6 months ago
Share →: Aliens traveled millions of light years to get here to visit New Jersey.

Commentary:
"Aliens chose to journey through vast galaxies and reach Earth, only to land in New Jersey? 🌌👽 Must've heard they have out-of-this-world diners and killer bagels! 🥯🛸"
6 months ago
Share →: My body’s check engine light has been on for years.

Commentary:
"I must have missed that software update… 🚗⚠️ Maybe I should trade in this model for a newer, more reliable model! 😅💡"
6 months ago
Share →: I hope “be the light you want to see in the world” doesn’t refer to Molotov Cocktails.

Commentary:
"Let's make sure we're illuminating the world with kindness, not igniting it with fiery chaos! 🔥🕯️ #SpreadLoveNotMolotovs"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m basically the human version of tangled up Christmas lights.

Commentary:
"Trying to unravel my thoughts and emotions is like attempting to untangle a mess of Christmas lights – it's twisted, knotted, and sometimes just ends up in a heap on the floor 🎄😅 #TangledHumanProblems"
6 months ago
Share →: Can’t wait to put up holiday lights so life can be equally crappy but festively so.

Commentary:
"Ah, 'tis the season for embracing the crap with a side of sparkle! ✨ Who knew that holiday lights could add a touch of festivity to life's chaos? 🎄 Here's to turning our 'crappy' moments into twinkling triumphs! 💫"
6 months ago
Share →: I received my electricity bill. I think they billed me for sunlight, divine light, and the light at the end of the tunnel.

Commentary:
Hmm, sounds like your electricity bill is trying to brighten up your day! ☀💡 Looks like they're charging you for all types of light sources, including the divine kind. Better watch out for that next bill – they might start invoicing you for moonlight and starlight too! 🌟✨ #LightingUpYourExpenses
6 months ago
Share →: Edging my house plants by putting them next to the window when it rains.

Commentary:
"Who needs a gardener when you've got Mother Nature on speed dial? 🌧️🪴 Just call her up and ask for the deluxe plant spa treatment! 💦🪴 #RainyDayGreenery"