Funny lit quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  View →: His voice was like whiskey. Smooth with a slow burn that lit me up from the inside.
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  1 month ago

  View →: Need a dimly lit cocktail date with a gaze so lustful it causes God to draft up another sin.
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  3 months ago

  View →: My tween would like you to know I ruined his life when I told him to stop being super sus and cringe and be more lit yo.
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  5 months ago

  View →: l identify as a Christmas tree. Lit on the outside, dead on the inside.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Science has enough bodies, I’m donating mine to English lit just to spice things up a bit.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I have never “lit up a room” unless you count arson.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I was in Paris with a boyfriend once and he lit a candle in Notre Dame in order to ask God to raise the price of Bitcoin.

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