Funny lit quotes

• Getting tipsy at a dimly lit restaurant with good conversation would heal me right now.

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  1 month ago

  booster, conversation, dimly, dimly-lit, drink, getting, good, heal, healing, lit, me, mood, mood booster, relaxation, restaurant, right, socializing, tipsy

• His voice was like whiskey. Smooth with a slow burn that lit me up from the inside.

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  2 months ago

  attraction, burn, compliment, inside, lit, me, metaphor, romance, sensuality, slow, slow-burn, smooth, voice, whiskey

• Need a dimly lit cocktail date with a gaze so lustful it causes God to draft up another sin.

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  2 months ago

  another, cocktail, date, draft, flirtation, gaze, God, humor, lit, lust, need, playful, romantic, sin, witty

• My tween would like you to know I ruined his life when I told him to stop being super sus and cringe and be more lit yo.

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  2 months ago

  communication, cringe, humor, i, life, lit, parenting, slang, stop, super, sus, teenager, tween

• l identify as a Christmas tree. Lit on the outside, dead on the inside.

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  2 months ago

  Christmas, Christmas tree, dead, holiday, humor, identify, identity, inside, irony, lit, outside, tree

• Science has enough bodies, I’m donating mine to English lit just to spice things up a bit.

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  2 months ago

  bit, body, contribution, creativity, donating, English, English lit, enough, humor, just, lit, literature, mine, science, spice, things, unique, unique contribution

• Haunted house idea: a poorly lit Walmart littered with people you haven’t seen since high school.

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  2 months ago

  crowd, haunted, haunted house, high, high school, house, humor, idea, lighting, lit, nostalgia, people, poorly, reunion, school, seen, shopping, spooky, Walmart

• I have never “lit up a room” unless you count arson.

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  2 months ago

  arson, comedy, count, humor, i, joke, light, lit, never, room, self-deprecation, wit

• I was in Paris with a boyfriend once and he lit a candle in Notre Dame in order to ask God to raise the price of Bitcoin.

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  2 months ago

  Bitcoin, boyfriend, candle, dame, funny moment, God, humor, i, lit, moment, notre, Notre Dame, order, Paris, price, relationship, request

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