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Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

Your annoying online persona has captured my heart.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has downloaded:

Monetizing Twitter was actually the worst thing to happen to this app. Everybody rage-baiting for 23 cents.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

On the next episode of Hoarders, they visit my subconscious.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has bookmarked:

Startup idea: Instagram, but it only shows you posts from people you follow, and they’re in chronological order.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has viewed:

No one watches your story faster than someone who doesn’t talk to you.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

Twitter is basically a psychiatric ward where all the patients diagnose each other.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

According to a recent study, women who are a little overweight live longer than men who mention it.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has bookmarked:

I’m at the gym and I just saw someone put their water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has bookmarked:

Guys with grey in their beards will do that thing you like.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

I hope “be the light you want to see in the world” doesn’t refer to Molotov Cocktails.

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Shared recently on Pinterest:

Not being filthy rich is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

Just landed via Messenger:

Sucking melted cheese off the burger wrapper as God intended.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Play the Grindr notification noise at Christmas dinner to see which conservative relatives panickedly check their phone ringer.

Just shared via X:

Bank account nice and empty. Starting the new month on a clean slate.

Just shared via Facebook:

I don’t want to party like it’s 1999, I want to go grocery shopping like it is.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I hope you celebrate your birthday like your birth – naked and screaming.

Just landed via YouTube:

Nostalgia is mostly dumb nonsense, but movie rental stores were legitimately better than streaming.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

If anyone needs me, I’ll be in a different realm.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Nothing you want to do has a timeline.

Live now on TikTok:

It’s called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man.

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23 shares on Pinterest this month:

Good morning to everyone except myself cause I wish I was still asleep.

10 shares on Discord this month:

Wish I could just go back to eating cookies and not knowing what day it was.

98 shares on Discord this month:

An entire generation is currently studying for jobs that will not exist.

41 shares on Snapchat this month:

I think more people would actually heal from their trauma if they got revenge.

14 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m just another dysfunctional train wreck barreling down the tracks with a smile.

19 shares on Snapchat this month:

Unfortunately, a great many problems in life can be solved by just being hotter.

69 shares on YouTube this month:

It’s so hot the chipmunks are using my bird bath as a hot tub and requesting mimosas and the brunch menu.

94 shares on Discord this month:

I can’t wait for my mom to come to my new house so she can tell me how I organized the kitchen wrong.

29 shares on Messenger this month:

I hate it when I’m outside, and an insect lands and crawls on my glasses, and for a split second, I think aliens have invaded.

32 shares on Threads this month:

I’m ready for the exciting last 30 seconds of the basketball game, which stretch into 25 minutes of fouls, time-outs, and commercials.

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Hot Jokes 💥

17 folks are currently checking 👀

There’s two sides to every story, and then there’s these screenshots I got.

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More often than not, I read applause as applesauce.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Not to brag but I gave someone directions and he made it.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Eatіng іn bed іs much better. Everythіng’s a napkіn.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Some people are so judgmental, I can tell by just looking at them.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Girls will be like “I have so much to do” then grab some snacks and start watching a 10 part docuseries on serial killers.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

I miss when you could touch a TV and feel its fur.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t want to adult today, I just want to dog. I’ll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Any room can be a bathroom if you hate the person who’s house you’re in.

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When I get bored on a Zoom meeting, I put a cursor under the speaker’s nose to make it look like they have a booger.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇺 has viewed:

Sleep when the baby sleeps, eat when the baby eats, work when the baby works.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has downloaded:

The thing about Pink Floyd is they take a little while to start singing.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

My dogs don’t feel earthquakes because they have constant gas.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has viewed:

They say half the battle of getting in shape is mental, so I thought about the gym really hard today.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has bookmarked:

I’m so cold, I wish I could get in the dryer.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has copied:

Tequila won’t fix your life, but it’s worth a shot.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has viewed:

Cheers to all who skipped that one dish at Thanksgiving because you just didn’t trust the person who brought it.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has downloaded:

If I’m not spoken to, my morning grumpiness goes almost unnoticed.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

If you’re partying with your cousin and you’re asked if you’re related, “Our parents are siblings” will cause a lot of confusion.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

IKEA products should be cheaper, I’m doing all the work here. It’s like ordering takeout food and still having to cook it when it arrives.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Discord:

I might be late to a lot of places, but the airport is not one of them.

Just landed via Twitch:

So apparently it’s still a DUI even if you’re the birthday boy.

Spotted on Twitch:

Interviewer: Why do you want to work in customer service? Me: Well, I’m really good at apologizing for things that aren’t my fault.

Seen just now on Telegram:

The paintings I always like the most in museums are the ones that have a bench.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

How bad can a decision really be if nobody from the future shows up to stop you?

Making waves on Twitch:

“I made this with AI.” Yeah, we can tell.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Been there, done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Spiders have the whole world to explore but still try to come up in my house.

Just landed via X:

To get my cat to eat, I tell him about all the hungry cats in Catfrica.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Life hack: if you run out of treadmill space for your clothes, get a piano.

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