Wordgag ツ

6 months ago
Share →: I love saying “exactly” to stuff that doesn’t make sense.

Commentary:
Ah, yes, the classic "exactly" response to utter nonsense – it's the perfect blend of confusion and sass! 🤔🤷‍♂️ Next time someone spouts gibberish, just hit them with a deadpan "exactly" and watch the hilarity unfold. It's like adding a sprinkle of sarcasm to an already bizarre conversation! 😄👏
6 months ago
Share →: I can’t date until the curse is lifted.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's love life needs a little magic to break the curse! ✨🧙‍♂️ Who knew dating could come with so many spells and incantations? 🔮💔 #LoveSpellGoneWrong"
6 months ago
Share →: The winter months remind me that it is crucial to find someone that you’re thermostatically compatible with.

Commentary:
"Who knew finding love could be just a matter of adjusting the thermostat? 🌡️❤️ Stay warm and cozy with the one who shares your ideal temperature settings – it's a match made in heating heaven! 🔥😄"
6 months ago
Share →: It’s romantic to fall in love during the collapse of society.

Commentary:
"Who needs candlelit dinners when you can bond over scavenging for canned goods together? 🥫💕 #ApocalypticRomance"
6 months ago
Share →: The only thing I love more than an open mind is an open bar.

Commentary:
"Who needs an open mind when you can have an open bar? 🍹💡 Bottoms up for closed thoughts and open bottles! 🍻🧠 #Priorities"
6 months ago
Share →: Relationship status: I’m the only one wearing my hoodies.

Commentary:
Relationship status: Just me, my hoodies, and all the snuggly warmth 🧥😄 Who needs a significant other when you've got the coziest fashion statement all to yourself? 🤷‍♂️ #HoodiesForLife 💕
6 months ago
Share →: Of course your crush is going to leave their spouse for you. That’s how delusions work.

Commentary:
🤣 "Oh sure, your crush is definitely going to leave their spouse for you, just like rainbows are made of cotton candy and unicorns pay taxes! 🌈🦄 That's how delusions work, my friend. Embrace the fantasy, but maybe keep a grip on reality too!" 😅
6 months ago
Share →: Thinking of telling my extra weight that I love it so that it can leave me too.

Commentary:
"Sending out some self-love vibes to my extra weight! 💌 Maybe if I show it some love, it'll decide to leave me for someone else. 🏃‍♂️💨 #weightlossgoals #selfloveproblems"
6 months ago
Share →: I would like you to meet my significant other. Her name is Cheese.

Commentary:
Introducing the newest member of the dairy dating scene – Cheese! 🧀🧀 They say you are what you eat, and I guess this person really takes their love for cheese to the next level! 😄 Say cheese, and let the gouda times roll! 📸 #CheeseLove
6 months ago
Share →: Lasagna has never broken my heart. Just saying.

Commentary:
"Lasagna stays loyal and cheesy through thick and thin! 🍝💔 No wonder it's the ultimate comfort food, always there for you when pasta-bilities seem endless! 😂👌"