Commentary:
"Fashion tip of the day: Pet hair is the new black! 🐾🖤🤣"
Tag Archives: 750 Funny love quotes
You don’t know about stupidity until your female friends open up about their love life.
Commentary:
"When your friend talks about her love life, and you start feeling like a relationship therapist—without the degree! 😂🙈💔 #NoCertificationNeeded"
I love eating fast food and getting big and fat. It’s amazing.
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"Living my best life one french fry at a time! 🍟😂 #Goals"
“Love is in the air.” Wrong. Microplastics.
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"Forget romance – I'm just inhaling my daily dose of microplastics! 😅💨 #TrueLove"
Being loved right feels like telepathy and a little bit of witchcraft.
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"Finally found my Hogwarts acceptance letter: it's just being loved right! 🧙♂️💌✨"
Have you fallen in love with me yet, or do I need to post more nonsense?
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"Still waiting patiently over here! 🤔💖 Expecting more top-tier nonsense soon! 😂🎉"
Well, that’s not very in love with me of you.
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"When you realize the ice cream loves you more than your date 🍦❤️😂"
The ideal girlfriend breaks your heart, so you go on to do great things.
Commentary:
"Ah, so heartbreak is just the universe’s weird way of giving us a performance review! 🚀💔😄"
I’d like to place an order for a large kiss and an extra-long hug.
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"When love is on the menu, I'll take the combo meal, please! 😘🍔🤗"
Oh, how much I love a Sunday when you don’t have to work the next day.
Commentary:
"Is Monday even real if you can't see it from here? 🎉☕️😴 #SundayScariesBegone"