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I love how these vegans still drink water. That’s a fish’s house!

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Felony Vandalism is a beautiful name for a girl.

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This time last night, there was a spider so big in my bathroom it put me under a glass on a postcard and carried me out.

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My superpower is to wake up more tired than I was when I fell asleep.

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I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.

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I can literally trace the moment my career died back to when my boss said he was in back-to-back meetings, and I said, “Isn’t face-to-face better?”

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At my age, “getting lucky” means walking into a room and remembering what you came in there for.

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To horses, hay is considered both a bed and breakfast.