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I’m not superstitious because it brings bad luck.

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There should be a true crime story about feeding someone a peanut butter sandwich and giving them nothing to drink.

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I may be sensitive, but everyone else could be a little kinder, too.

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“It’s all in your head!” Correct! Unfortunately, I am also in there.

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You may think no one is there for you, but there’s laundry. Laundry is always there for you.

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I think when girls start liking pink again, it means they’re healing.

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I do block people right away; you’re not going to stress me out on my own phone, with my own internet, and in my own house.

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Kinda lame that pretending everything is fine isn’t working.

Just landed via Facebook:

You’re all badass until that dust bunny in the corner is a real spider.

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I’m seriously considering adoption. Who wants me?

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If you keep your AC any higher than 75, please don’t invite me to your terrarium, you lizard.

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Love to come home after a long day’s work and relax with one thousand short-form videos.

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There’s a famous ancient Chinese proverb, but it’s written in Chinese so I have no idea what it says.

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One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re excited about your organized fridge.

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Funny meet up quotes bring the laughs and good vibes to every gathering 🤣🎉 Whether you’re catching up with old pals or making new friends, these witty gems add a splash of humor and sparkle to your hangouts ✨😂 Get ready to turn awkward silences into giggle fits and make memories that’ll have everyone quoting your meet ups for years to come! 🎈🙌

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The nicest thing I’ve done for a date is turn up.

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The police sent me a photo radar ticket so I sent them a photo of a hundred dollars, so I guess we’re even.

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Why would I spend money on the zoo when I can watch my colleagues for free?

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Actually, you’re having a conversation with yourself. I’m just here so you don’t appear totally insane.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has shared:

When you said “let’s circle back to that in the new year” and now it’s the new year.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has copied:

They should make statues of regular people, like you’re walking through the park and there’s a statue of your friend Jeff.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has bookmarked:

Just rolled a joint. Not to get high or anything. It was just my ankle.

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Church should be less preachy and more eat-y.

Spotted on X:

Men don’t eject their eyes from their sockets and yell awooga anymore.

Live now on Discord:

No offense, fellas, we love compliments, but a compliment from another woman means just a little bit more.

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My body snaps, crackles, and pops louder than my cereal.

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I like to live life dangerously by occasionally sticking my foot out over the edge of the bed at night.

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“Clean” my shower? Then what? Give my car a ride into town?

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Sorry, can’t. I’m currently nodding in class so the teacher doesn’t feel sad.

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