Funny membership quotes

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  3 days ago

  Share →: FaceTiming me is for platinum members only.

  Commentary:
  "Sorry, my FaceTime is booked solid with goldfish therapy sessions. 🐠💼💎"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I wish my midlife crisis made me want to get a gym membership and a revenge body, but instead I’m eating Snickers for breakfast in bed.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic midlife crisis conundrum: gym membership and protein shakes vs. Snickers for breakfast in bed 🍫💪 Talk about tough life choices! Looks like the Snickers won the battle this time. Who needs abs when you've got chocolate, right? 🤷‍♂️ #MidlifeCrisisGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I like running because it’s cheaper than paying for a gym membership. If the gym wants the money I owe them, they’ll have to catch me.

  Commentary:
  "Running: the ultimate dodgeball game with gym memberships! 🏃‍♂️💨💸 Don't break a sweat, just outrun your bills! 💸😅"

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