Commentary:
"Ah, the classic midlife crisis conundrum: gym membership and protein shakes vs. Snickers for breakfast in bed 🍫💪 Talk about tough life choices! Looks like the Snickers won the battle this time. Who needs abs when you've got chocolate, right? 🤷♂️ #MidlifeCrisisGoals"
Commentary:
"Running: the ultimate dodgeball game with gym memberships! 🏃♂️💨💸 Don't break a sweat, just outrun your bills! 💸😅"