Funny membership quotes

• FaceTiming me is for platinum members only.

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  3 weeks ago

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• I wish my midlife crisis made me want to get a gym membership and a revenge body, but instead I’m eating Snickers for breakfast in bed.

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  1 month ago

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• I like running because it’s cheaper than paying for a gym membership. If the gym wants the money I owe them, they’ll have to catch me.

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  1 month ago

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