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I really understand why boomers text with ellipses between everything… it feels so good…

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I only obey the traffic rules to get on other peoples’ nerves.

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I realized being an adult is just feeling too tired to function, and then functioning.

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Every time I buy vegetables it’s a triumph of hope over experience.

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Never vacuuming so I don’t disrupt my carpet’s natural micro biome.

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There’s something about Dracula I just don’t trust.

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I’m a credit card, cause I’m always being used or denied.

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I think some of you are faking your sarcasms.

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Donating blood today to make room for more food.

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Of course babies cry when flying, their entire understanding of planes centers around them being eaten.

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I love when kids tell me what they want to be when they grow up, because I’m still looking for ideas.

Making waves on Slack:

All this overthinking, and I still make the worst decisions.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Welcome to your 40s. Your eyes are now like a camera someone doesn’t know how to focus.

Making waves on Threads:

If I like you I keep you close, if not I keep you at a distance so I can mime squishing your head between my thumb and forefinger.

Going viral on YouTube:

Parenting sometimes feels like you’re an elevator. Lots of ups and downs and the kids love to push your buttons.

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“Your sock has a hole in it!” Yeah, no shit, that’s how I get my foot in there.

Making waves on Instagram:

Welcome to adulthood: you’re always sleepy unless you’re trying to get to sleep.

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They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

Going viral on Reddit:

Is it possible to die of horniness? Asking for a friend.

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152 Funny mental health quotes

Funny mental health quotes bring some much-needed humor to the ups and downs of taking care of our minds! 😅🧠 Whether it’s dealing with the struggle of juggling stress, overthinking everything, or just needing a mental health day to binge-watch your favorite show, these quotes remind us that laughter can be a powerful tool for wellness. After all, sometimes the best way to cope is with a good laugh! 😂💆‍♂️🌿

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Share →: Therapy isn’t gonna cut it, I need vengeance.

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Sounds like it's time to unleash your inner action hero! 😎🍿💥
7 days ago
Share →: Adulting: unlocking life’s mysteries, one therapy session at a time.

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Adulting: the ultimate escape room with no exit! 😅🧠🔐
7 days ago
Share →: The hard part about dating is finding someone who’s mentally ill enough to understand you, but not mentally ill enough to ruin your life.

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When you're looking for a soulmate and trying to dodge a sanity grenade 😂🔍💘🚫💥
7 days ago
Share →: I thought being an adult meant cake for breakfast, not budgeting for therapy.

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Adulting: unlocking life's mysteries, one therapy session at a time. 🎂👉💸🛋️
7 days ago
Share →: No, I’m not depressed. I’m sure there’s just something wrong with the planets or stars or something.

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Sounds like Mercury is practicing its breakdancing moves again! 🪐💃😅
7 days ago
Share →: Therapy? You mean birdwatching.

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Birdwatching: nature's group therapy led by the feathered squad 😂🦜🔍
1 week ago
Share →: Turns out, sitting on the porch, feeding birds and squirrels, is a pretty good treatment for depression.

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Looks like starting a wildlife diner is the secret to happiness! 🐦🍼🐿️
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Share →: One day my sanity went out for smokes and never came back.

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Looks like my sanity joined a rock band and is on tour 🚬🎸🤪
1 week ago
Share →: I don’t know much, but I do know melancholia is a way cooler diagnosis than depression.

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Melancholia sounds like a gothic band I'd definitely listen to on repeat 🎶🕶️😎
1 week ago
Share →: Want to come over? We can trauma dump, take a nap, and then order a pizza and watch a movie.

Commentary:
Sounds like the perfect recipe for self-care: emotional unloading, napping, and carbs! 🍕😴🎬

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Someone from 🇦🇸 has bookmarked:

Sorry, I’m late. I sat on my bed in a towel for 45 minutes, staring at the wall.

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Welcome to your 40s: you get tired from sleeping now.

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I can’t believe there was a time in my life when someone had to make me take a nap.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

Dating is the process of meeting someone until you find out what’s wrong with them.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

Why would I want a memory pillow? Sleep is where I go to forget.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has bookmarked:

Shoutout to my kids because they aren’t listening!

Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

When people don’t drink coffee, it’s like, okay, but how do you solve the problem of being awake?

Someone from 🇸🇰 has downloaded:

We’re living in increasingly unfergalicious times.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has downloaded:

I prefer people who actually know what’s going on.

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Unfortunately, I am not nonchalant, I will set myself on fire.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Facebook:

A dating app for people who self sabotage called Hinder.

Going viral on Twitch:

You have one week to ask me to be your Valentine. Requests must be in the form of poetic verse written in your blood.

Trending via WeChat:

Helpful police officer reminded me he’s the one asking the questions.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Always keep a dog eared book on your nightstand so that people think you know how to read.

Reported on Pinterest:

Work meetings would be a lot more fun if they took place in a giant IKEA ball pit.

Reported on Snapchat:

Pro tip: Invest in pasta companies. Worth every penne.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I’m a comedian. My pronouns are ha/ha.

Broadcasted on Threads:

The part right before bench pressing when you’re laying down but not lifting is so good.

Going viral on X:

I wonder if this is all happening because I opened that umbrella inside.

Live now on Messenger:

For my next trick, I’ll need a divorce lawyer.

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