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Someone from 🇦🇸 has copied:

Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a neurosurgeon in the middle of brain surgery.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has copied:

“I can’t possibly lose this if I put it here” I say to myself before completely forgetting where here is.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has downloaded:

A perfect metaphor for my life would be “Someone trying to stand up in a hammock.”

Someone from 🇦🇸 has downloaded:

Sorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

Everyone is posting their vacation pictures and I’m like… I went shopping.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has shared:

I have a complicated relationship with push/pull doors.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has copied:

Everybody thinks “Free Hugs” signs are cute, unless you’re a boa constrictor.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has copied:

The older I get, the more I walk like Charlie Chaplin.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

Someone asked me if I had any hobbies and I panicked and said “lasagna”.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has shared:

Who called it a period tracker instead of a madvent calendar?

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Going viral on Facebook:

Today, I want to talk about how people’s houses smell funny, but mine doesn’t.

Breaking via Snapchat:

My superpower is keeping this couch cushion warm.

Just shared via Twitch:

Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.

Going viral on Twitch:

Who called it a period tracker instead of a madvent calendar?

Shared recently on Instagram:

The sun is so successful because it has the perfect bedtime and morning routines.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Being single past 30 is like playing hide and seek, except no one is looking for you.

Live now on Twitch:

I’m saving money on rent by moving into an abandoned cobweb.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Never trust people who smile constantly. They’re either selling something or not very bright.

Seen just now on Messenger:

“I’m too young to be forgetting why I walked into a room.”

Spreading quickly via Discord:

I saw someone wearing a shirt today that said “Eat Pasta Run Fasta,” and I can’t get it out of my head.

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45 shares on Facebook this month:

Ironic that the two ơ’s in “cooperate” insist on having their own separate sounds.

32 shares on Snapchat this month:

A sandwich has the power to change your entire life.

39 shares on TikTok this month:

If stores want to accurately display clothes for people over 40, the mannequins should be laying on a couch.

12 shares on YouTube this month:

Ruining the Olympics for my fiancée by, every time they mention Paris, saying, “that’s where Ratatouille lived”.

55 shares on WhatsApp this month:

You can pronounce it “Nude Jersey” and no one will know.

26 shares on Reddit this month:

They said I can never go back to that Vietnamese spot. They banh mi pho life.

60 shares on Slack this month:

Ex’s be like “I gave you everything”. Yeah, trust issues.

15 shares on WeChat this month:

Promising I won’t tell anyone your secret doesn’t include my husband. He’s basically my diary.

28 shares on Instagram this month:

Can’t. Just put my hair in a bun and that’s just about enough exercise for today.

100 shares on Facebook this month:

I used to be able to eat whatever I wanted without gaining weight. Now I pick up a fork and gain seven pounds.

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Wake up, the thinking isn’t going to overthink itself.

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Actually, this email could’ve been a meeting. We could’ve spent an hour on the clock talking shit and gossiping. Someone could’ve brought bagels.

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Having an international law degree in this day and age must be what it feels like losing chess to a dog and getting robbed of $90,000 afterward.

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And is the financial stability in the room with us right now?

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It’s generally a good idea to start punching and throwing elbows immediately upon waking up because there may be enemies nearby.

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You don’t realize how incorrect and annoying YouTube video essays are until they’re about something you like.

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I’m so lucky people can’t hear what I’m thinking.

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Yeah, sex is cool and all, but have you ever crawled out of the worst depression of your life and got your spark back?

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What is rizz if not swag persevering?!

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Just had a crazy revelation: you can eat in the airport after your flight, too.

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Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

Asking the birds outside my window if they know any Metallica.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has shared:

If the number 666 is considered evil, then technically, 25.8069758 is the root of all evil.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has bookmarked:

Why does tiredness on the couch not follow me to the bed?

Someone from 🇲🇲 has bookmarked:

I’m so lazy that I’ll break my tooth trying to get this tag off before I get up and get a scissor.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

Long distance relationships can work if the four of you all truly trust each other.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has viewed:

Slim Shady implies the existence of Thicc Sunny.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has bookmarked:

The Scream movies were believable in the ’90s, but no one with any common sense answers unknown numbers on their phones anymore.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has downloaded:

My home security system is just a copy of my paycheck taped to my front door.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

Whispering to paramedic before I pass out: save me, but not enough that I have to go to work tomorrow.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

An email so annoying, you wanna return the computer to the store.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Discord:

My favorite 90s skill: Uninstalling my car stereo and hiding it in my glove box in under 15 seconds.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Don’t think of it as losing followers, think of it as frustrating bots to the point they go away.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Sorry for zoning out, bro. It’s just, I’ve been having a bad day for several years.

Making waves on Discord:

The cool thing about ignoring a notification is being surprised to see it over and over again.

Just shared via Reddit:

I am “I can’t remember the last time I went out on New Year’s Eve” old.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

McDonald’s will “anything else” you to death. Can you wait a McMinute?

Just landed via Reddit:

It’s difficult to play hard to get when I’m already hard to want.

Just shared via Threads:

Every morning I wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made.

Making waves on Instagram:

I can do a lot of things, but listening to someone chew is not one of them.

Spotted on Discord:

There hasn’t been a single person in human history that was remembered for spending their life working a 9-5 job.

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