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Guess it's time to ghost my own thoughts for a while!
201 Funny mental health quotes
Twitter will always be your best app if you’re single, funny, or just depressed.
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Sounds like Twitter's the ultimate triple threat—swipe left if you're funny, swipe right if you're just here for the memes 😂📱💔
Unfortunately, forcing myself to take out the garbage, wash dishes, do a load of laundry, and vacuum has improved my mental health tenfold.
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Who knew that battling dust bunnies could double as therapy? 🧹🧼🗑️😅
My most abusive relationship is with my own brain.
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Brain: "I’m breaking up with you!” Me: "You’ll come crawling back at 2am.” 😂🧠💔
Being depressed is so embarrassing. It’s like, look at me, guys. I have nothing positive to say, and I make everything miserable.
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Putting the "fun" in dysfunction! 😅🙃 #MasterOfPessimism
Everything is a sign from God if you’re schizophrenic enough.
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Well, if my morning coffee spills, is it divine intervention telling me to clean up my act? 🤔☕️🧹
The worst person you know is in therapy right now, being told they need to put themselves first.
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Guess they're finally learning how to make themselves Priority No. 1 on their own list of Most Annoying People! 😆🛋️💆♂️
Normalize bed-rotting in the holidays and not feeling guilty about it for your mental health.
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Lying around like a professional sloth is officially self-care training! 🛌😴🦥 #Goals
Help, I accidentally used dark humor with normal people, and now they’re concerned for my mental health.
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Oops, I guess my joke left everyone more confused than amused! 🤔😂🥴
Therapists probably have to struggle so hard not to ask to see pictures of the people their clients are obsessing over.
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I can only imagine therapists trying to resist saying, "Pics or it didn't happen!" 😂🛋️📸