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6 months ago
Share →: Welcome to middle age. You now take pictures of instructions so you can enlarge them.

Commentary:
"Ah, the inevitable transition to middle age – where reading glasses become your new BFF and the zoom function on your phone is your best friend! 📸🔍 Embracing the fine print has never been so stylish! 😄"
6 months ago
Share →: Middle children as adults still trying to get attention because the oldest is being dramatic and the younger child is getting away with everything.

Commentary:
Middle children be like: "Hey, remember me? I'm still here!" 🙋‍♂️🙋‍♀️ Always caught in the siblings' saga like a middle child sandwich… 🥪 At least we've mastered the art of patience and negotiation! 💁‍♂️💁‍♀️ #MiddleChildSyndrome #JustTryingToBeSeen
6 months ago
Share →: Rich people don’t put their couches against their wall. I moved my couch into the middle of the floor and still haven’t gotten rich. I don’t know what I’m doing wrong here.

Commentary:
"Maybe the secret to becoming rich lies not in moving your couch, but in moving your money 🛋️💸 Who knew financial success didn't come with free furniture rearrangement tips? 🤔😂 #CouchConfusion"
6 months ago
Share →: My sneeze is the reason people in the middle ages believed sneezing was caused by demon possession.

Commentary:
Ah-choo! 😈 Beware my sneezes, for they are so powerful that they could summon demons from the depths of the Middle Ages! 👻 Who knew my nasal exorcism skills were so legendary? 🤧 #SneezeGoals #PossessedByDemons
6 months ago
Share →: Don’t wait until you’re on your death bed to let them know how you feel. You may be too weak to raise your middle finger.

Commentary:
"Don't procrastinate expressing yourself! 🕰️ Let your loved ones know how you feel before it's too late, or your final gesture might lack the impact you were going for! 🖕😂 #CommunicateNowOrForeverHoldYourPeace"
6 months ago
Share →: Sitting on the middle seat of this flight and both my seatmates are reading my book over my shoulder. Should I just start reading it aloud?

Commentary:
"Looks like you've got an impromptu book club at 30,000 feet! 📚✈️ Might as well turn this flight into a live audio book experience – complete with in-flight commentary and dramatic pauses! Who needs in-flight entertainment when you have captive audiences on either side? 😄 #BookClubInFlight"
6 months ago
Share →: Spices were first brought to Western Europe in the Middle Ages. Some of them are still at the back of my cupboard.

Commentary:
Looks like those spices are playing hide and seek in your cupboard! 🕵️‍♂️ Maybe they're waiting for a special medieval dish to make a comeback. Or perhaps they're just enjoying their cozy spot in the dark corners, soaking up all the medieval vibes. 😆 Either way, they're definitely adding some historical flavor to your kitchen adventures! 🏰🌶️ #SpiceQuest
6 months ago
Share →: Venn diagrams. You either love ‘em or you hate ‘em. Or you’re somewhere in the middle.

Commentary:
Ah, Venn diagrams – the ultimate love-hate relationship in the world of data visualization! 📊❤️😡 Don't worry if you're stuck in the "somewhere in the middle" category… you can always overlap into the love side with a bit of practice! 🤣 #VennDiagramDrama
6 months ago
Share →: ‘Blinded by the Light’ is really just a song about turning the bathroom light on in the middle of the night.

Commentary:
"Who knew that the true light at the end of the tunnel was actually just the bathroom light all along? 🚽💡✨ #BathroomIlluminationGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: I always bring a glass of water to bed with me so I have something to knock over in the middle of the night.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic bedtime party trick: knocking over a glass of water in the dark! 🌙💦 Who needs an alarm clock when you have the sound of spillage to wake you up?! 🚨😅 One way to stay hydrated and entertained all night long! 🌌🛏️ #BedsideClumsiness"