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- Spices were first brought to Western Europe in the Middle Ages. Some of them are still at the back of my cupboard.
- Rich people don’t put their couches against their wall. I moved my couch into the middle of the floor and still haven’t gotten rich. I don’t know what I’m doing wrong here.
- Welcome to middle age, where you wake up hungover whether you’ve had a drink or not.
- Middle children as adults still trying to get attention because the oldest is being dramatic and the younger child is getting away with everything.
- The way I forget stuff at my age, I just know it is over for me after 50.
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- Spices were first brought to Western Europe in the Middle Ages. Some of them are still at the back of my cupboard.
- Rich people don’t put their couches against their wall. I moved my couch into the middle of the floor and still haven’t gotten rich. I don’t know what I’m doing wrong here.
- Welcome to middle age, where you wake up hungover whether you’ve had a drink or not.
- Middle children as adults still trying to get attention because the oldest is being dramatic and the younger child is getting away with everything.
- The way I forget stuff at my age, I just know it is over for me after 50.
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