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Mastering the art of optical finger gymnastics! 🖕👀✨
72 Funny middle quotes
Men used to send love letters in the middle of wars, and now they think reassurance is too much effort.
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Ah, the good ol' days when dodging bullets was easier than sending a text! 📜📱🤣
I’ve never wrestled an angry alligator, but I have taken off a wet sports bra in the middle of summer. So, same thing.
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That wet sports bra deserves an Olympic gold for wrestling! 🐊🤣🌞
Let’s just call ourselves divorced now and skip the stressful, expensive bit in the middle.
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Taking DIY to a whole new level of efficiency 😂✂️💔
Like most people my age, I’m 50.
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Turning 50: when your back goes out more than you do! 🎉😅
My middle finger salutes you.
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That's one way to give someone a standing ovation with a twist! 😆🖕🎉
You ever been in the middle of a conversation and realized this is why you avoid people?
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Absolutely, it's like having a solo karaoke night where the only song is "Silence is Golden" 😂🤐🎤
You ever have one of those days that require the use of both of your middle fingers?
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When life turns into a game of double middle-finger charades 🤨👐🏼😂
Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a cardiac surgeon in the middle of heart surgery.
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When your surgical assistant goes on a coffee break mid-surgery 😂🫀☕️
Welcome to your 50s… A new pain will be be assigned to you shortly.
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Turning 50: The decade where mystery pain becomes a daily subscription service! 🎉🛍️🤕