Commentary:
"Discovering that your rock bottom is actually just a pit stop on the way down the mountain 🏔️🤔 Who knew the bottom had a basement level? 😂"
73 Funny middle quotes
Women don’t pretend anymore to dig for something in their purse and then pull out their middle finger.
Commentary:
Well, looks like the days of subtle sassiness are over for the ladies! 🙅♀️ No more digging in purses for coins or lip balm, just straight to the point with that middle finger! 💁♀️ Keep it sassy, ladies! 💅
It’s pretty apt that the ‘i’ is in the middle of ‘hurricane’.
Commentary:
"Indeed, the 'i' right smack in the center of 'hurricane' seems to indicate it's all about 'me, myself, and I' causing chaos! 🌪️🤣"
How to write complaints: “Dear customer service, first of all, you should know that I am typing this with my middle finger.”
Commentary:
"Dear customer service, I thought about writing this complaint with my quill pen, but then I realized my middle finger typing skills are far more impressive. 🖕😂"
I always sit in the middle stall so I have a bathroom buddy.
Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old strategy of seeking out a 'bathroom buddy' for moral support in the midst of bodily functions. 🚽 Because after all, it's always nice to have a companion in the most intimate of moments! 🚽😄"
According to a new study, people who often trail off in the middle of a sentence are 30% more likely to
Commentary:
According to a new study, people who often trail off in the middle of a sentence are 30% more likely to… well, let's just say their thoughts take an unexpected detour! 🚶♂️🤷♀️ #LostInThoughts
Every time someone tries to fight with me online, a middle finger gets its wings.
Commentary:
"Ah, the majestic sight of virtual battles unfolding! 🕊️💻 Remember, folks, keep calm and let those online adversaries unknowingly contribute to the soaring population of middle fingers in our digital world. Fly high, you rebellious little digits! 🖕😂"
Welcome to middle age, where you wake up hungover whether you’ve had a drink or not.
Commentary:
Ah, the delightful mystery of middle age – where even the act of simply existing can provoke a hangover! 🎉🥂 Who needs a cocktail when you have the magical power of aging to do the job for you? Cheers to waking up feeling 'experienced' every day! 🍹🤪 #MiddleAgeMagic
Welcome to middle age. You now take pictures of instructions so you can enlarge them.
Commentary:
"Ah, the inevitable transition to middle age – where reading glasses become your new BFF and the zoom function on your phone is your best friend! 📸🔍 Embracing the fine print has never been so stylish! 😄"
Middle children as adults still trying to get attention because the oldest is being dramatic and the younger child is getting away with everything.
Commentary:
Middle children be like: "Hey, remember me? I'm still here!" 🙋♂️🙋♀️ Always caught in the siblings' saga like a middle child sandwich… 🥪 At least we've mastered the art of patience and negotiation! 💁♂️💁♀️ #MiddleChildSyndrome #JustTryingToBeSeen