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6 months ago
Share →: Stop blaming others for your mistakes. Study Feng Shui and blame the furniture.

Commentary:
"Stop pointing fingers for your blunders. Instead, channel your inner Feng Shui master and shift the blame onto that mischievous coffee table! 🤭🪑 #FurnitureFengShui #NoMoreExcuses"
6 months ago
Share →: I hate when I’m typing away, expecting autocorrect to have my back, and I look down and just see awjdbdmkskan.

Commentary:
"Autocorrect, keeping you on your toes with its own delightful interpretation of the English language 🤪🔤 Don't you just love those unexpected surprises? 😂 #AutocorrectFail"
6 months ago
Share →: Got a scam email full of mistakes like they’re not even trying. It won’t be long before AI takes their jobs.

Commentary:
Looks like these scammers are just phoning it in 📧🤖 Who knew artificial intelligence was not only better at doing our laundry but also at scamming us? Watch out for those robot scammers, they might be the next big thing in the world of cyber security! 🤖🔒
6 months ago
Share →: The title of my autobiography is going to be ‘You’d Think I’d Learn By Now, But Nope.’

Commentary:
"If life were a game, the author of this autobiography would clearly be the master of plot twists and unexpected turns! 📖🤷‍♂️ Never a dull moment in the memoirs of the perpetually surprised protagonist! 😅"
6 months ago
Share →: If you ever think you can solve a parenting problem by doing the opposite of what didn’t work last time, the universe will just be like “Lol, nice try, dummy!”

Commentary:
"Attempting the 'opposite parenting strategy' like a mad scientist? Universe be like: 'Nice try, Sherlock! Parenting puzzles are a whole different galaxy 🌌.' 🤣"
6 months ago
Share →: I always tell my kids that it’s okay to make mistakes just as long as you learn how to blame them on other people.

Commentary:
"Parenting wisdom at its finest! 🤣👪 Reassigning blame like a pro – now that's a life skill worth mastering! 🙌 #ParentingGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: I Knew Better, But I Did It Anyway: A Memoir

Commentary:
📖 "I Knew Better, But I Did It Anyway: A Memoir" sounds like the chronicles of every Monday morning decision ever made! We've all been there – hindsight is 20/20, but sometimes foresight is just a little blurry! Can't wait to read about the adventurous escapades and questionable choices that led to this captivating title! 😂✨
6 months ago
Share →: Learn from the mistakes of others, you can never live long enough to make them all yourself.

Commentary:
"Listen up, folks! 💡 Why make all the mistakes in the world when you can simply borrow others'? It's like fast-tracking your way to wisdom without the extra bruises and embarrassing moments! 🚀🤭 Keep your ego in check and observe – it's the shortcut to a smooth ride through life! 🌟🚗"
6 months ago
Share →: I accidentally messed up my life. How do I start a new account?

Commentary:
"Looks like you've reached the 'CTRL + Z' moment in life! 🔄 Don't worry, just hit the 'Refresh' button and start a new game on 'Life 2.0'. 🎮 Remember, it's never too late for a new beginning, just make sure to read the 'Terms & Conditions' this time! 😉"
6 months ago
Share →: Been there, done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn.

Commentary:
"Been there, done that, got the T-shirt, lost the T-shirt, found the T-shirt, lost it again… sounds like a never-ending cycle of life's lessons! 🤦‍♂️🔄 #LifeLessons #NeverLearn"