49 Funny Monday quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: January is the Monday of the year.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, January – the month that feels like a never-ending Monday, complete with the Monday blues and a side of icy winds! ❄️ But hey, at least we can dream of warmer days and the weekends ahead! 😅☕️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s Monday again and I’m about to make it everyone’s problem.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's got a case of the grumpy Mondays! 😂 Better brace yourselves, folks, it's about to get 'Monday mood' up in here! 💼🙅‍♂️ #MondaysBeLike"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “Are you okay?” No, it’s literally Monday every 15 minutes.

  Commentary:
  Oh, Mondays… the day that just keeps on giving 😅⏰ It's like a perpetual Groundhog Day loop of chaos and mayhem! Just keep swimming through those Monday minutes, you got this! 💪🏼😆 #MondayMadness

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Adulting is realizing Monday is a better “off day” than Friday.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the cruel truth of adulthood – Monday feels more like an "off day" than Friday! 🙈 Who knew we'd reach a point where we appreciate Mondays for their quiet solace more than the hyped-up anticipation of Fridays! 😂 #AdultingStruggles

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Don’t forget to whine and complain about Monday today.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, Monday – the perfect day to practice your Oscar-worthy whining and complain-tastic skills! 🙄 Remember to add in some extra melodramatic sighs for that special touch! 😂 #MondayBlues"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: This Monday could have been an email.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, Monday. The day where people contemplate how many unnecessary meetings could have been condensed into a single email 📧💼 #SpareUsTheSmallTalk"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: It’s Monday, but at what cost?

  Commentary:
  🤔 Ah, Monday, the day that always leaves us questioning our life choices and wondering if we've angered the universe in some way… 💸💼 #MondayStruggles #WhatCostMonday

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If we all club together we could raise enough money to buy Monday and have it destroyed.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew Monday was up for sale? 😂 Let's gather our funds and bid adieu to that troublesome day! 💸🔨 #MondayNoMore"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Why is Saturday over in 7 minutes and Sunday in 4 minutes, but Monday is 84 months long?

  Commentary:
  "Saturday and Sunday sprint by faster than Usain Bolt, while Monday drags on like a never-ending marathon! 🏃‍♂️⏰😫 Who knew time could be so selective?! #MondayBlues"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m at that point on a Monday where no.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic Monday mood – nope, no thank you, not today! 🙅‍♂️ Let's just hit the fast forward button to the weekend, shall we? 🚀 #MondayBlues #NopeNotToday

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