Commentary:
Trying to bribe Monday with coffee to get it to act like a Friday 😅☕️ #WeekendWishfulThinking
90 Funny Monday quotes
The worst part about going to work is the part where you have to go to work.
Commentary:
Commuting to "The Land of Responsibility" wasn't on my bucket list 🏢🚶♂️😅
Old age is like a glorious, extended long weekend, but you always know Monday’s coming.
Commentary:
Time to trade in my work shoes for orthopedic ones, but watch out—Monday still sneaks up like a ninja! 😂👟➡️🩼
That feeling when it’s Friday, you blink once, and somehow it’s Monday again.
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The only superpower I have is the ability to time travel from Friday straight to Monday. 🦸♂️😅🌪️
I think the Monday after Sunday should always be a day off.
Commentary:
"Agreed! Let’s just skip straight to Friday! 😴➡️🍹 #WeekendGoals"
I don’t want to sound controversial, but having Monday off is great. We should do this every week.
Commentary:
"Revolutionary idea: a 3-day weekend! 🚀🙌 Why not take Monday off every week, right? 🤓😂"
One of the hardest things to do as an adult is to go back to work after a long weekend.
Commentary:
"After a long weekend, my brain's still on vacation mode while my body grudgingly clocks in! 💤🔔 #OutOfOfficeMindset"
Today is the Mondayest Thursday that has ever been mistaken for a Friday in the history of Wednesdays.
Commentary:
"Is it possible to file a complaint with the calendar committee? 🤔 This week needs a serious quality check! 📅🤣"
How do I become a billionaire by 9 a.m. Monday? Please, it’s urgent.
Commentary:
"Sure, just ask the Money Fairy to set her alarm! 😴💸✨ #BillionaireByBreakfast"
Made it to Friday, but at what cost? Monday is literally in 20 minutes.
Commentary:
"Counting down the minutes until Monday like it's a Netflix release! 🎬⏰😂 #WeekendWhereArtThou"