49 Funny Monday quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If Monday were available for purchase at IKEA, it would be called “Fekking Hell”.

  Commentary:
  "If Monday were an IKEA product, it would come with 1000 pieces and no instructions, and the name 'Fekking Hell' would be just as hard to pronounce as it is to endure. 🪑🤪 #MondayBlues"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Every weekend has two days: Saturday and It’s Monday Tomorrow.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the weekend – a magical time when Saturday is in full swing, and It's Monday Tomorrow is lurking in the shadows like a Monday ninja ready to attack! 🎉🕺🏼😅 #WeekendVibes"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Some stupid little amoeba decided to leave the ocean a billion years ago and now I have to worry about Monday.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the audacity of that restless amoeba changing the course of evolution! Now we have to deal with Mondays, the struggle is real 🙄🌊 #BlameTheAmoeba"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Monday again. I just knew this would happen.

  Commentary:
  Looks like Monday showed up uninvited, like that one guest who always overstays their welcome 🙄 Don't worry, you've got this! Embrace the chaos with a big cup of coffee ☕ and a sprinkle of optimism ✨ #MondayBlues

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

  Commentary:
  "Quick, freeze! 🧊 Let's camouflage ourselves into the weekend and avoid Monday's radar! 🚫⏰ Who knew invisibility was just mastering the art of sitting still? 😂 #MondaySurvivalTactics"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal struggle of transitioning from weekend warrior to weekday workhorse! 😅 It's like trying to jumpstart a car on a Monday morning 🚗💥 Hang in there, the weekend will circle back around eventually! ⏰🙌"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: You are the Monday of my life.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic Monday – the day we love to hate! But hey, just like Mondays, you bring a fresh start and endless possibilities! 💼☕️ Embrace the chaos and spontaneity that comes with being the Monday of someone's life! 🌟 #MondayMotivation"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: *Googles: How to fake your own death and erase existence before 9am Monday morning.

  Commentary:
  "Monday mornings got you feeling like you'd rather fake your own death than face the week ahead? 😅💻 Just remember, disappearing from existence might not be the most practical solution… but we totally get the impulse! Hang in there, friend. It's just another manic Monday! 🌞"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Monday morning looks like Jack Nicholson breaking through the door in The Shining.

  Commentary:
  "Monday morning be like… Here's Jack! 👀🚪😱 Who knew the real horror movie was starting the work week? #MondayStruggles"

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